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Submitted 1 month ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
someguy3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I don’t have a penis, but I for one was a total idiot at age 9.
absentbird@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Not having a penis: the perfect counter to the fidgit spinner trap
UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I’m much older than 9 and stuff gets stuck on my penis all the time.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Check out Mr. Popular over here with his social life.
BakerBagel@midwest.social 1 month ago
Boys start playing with their weiners as soon as their hands can start grasping stuff. It’s instinctual.
iheartneopets@lemm.ee 1 month ago
It’s instinctual in that all babies explore their genitals as soon as they can start willfully moving their hands, yes. It’s not just boys having a special connection to their genitalia.
tomi000@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I dont think 15yo penises fit into fidget spinners, but Im not an expert on child genitalia.
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ll ask my priest.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
It really depends on both the size of the fidget spinner and the will of the child.
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 month ago
You misunderstand. It’s a 9yo fidget spinner.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My wife texted me the other day:
You know that yellow slide out son carries around? Well, he started sticking his penis in it, you have to talk to him now.
He’s 4. It’s just what boys do.
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Yeah, children play with their genitals far more than I ever wanted to believe. I don’t really remember doing it as a kid, but it wouldn’t surprise me if most parents have stories about the odd things that happen.
iheartneopets@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Not just boys. Girls explore and test boundaries with their genitals too.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I was jerking off around that age, hadn’t ever seen any porn or anything, no need to call child protection, it was just natural for me
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wonder how my life would have changed if i had access to the internet at age 9
expatriado@lemmy.world 1 month ago
15 mins at the swimming pool is cheaper than ER
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He might need to have his penis drained to get it out.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Usually I get mine out before I drain it.
toofpic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The ultimate Helicopter Dick.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Right foot penis, back penis, fidgit spinner… still spinning!
PapstJL4U@lemmy.world [bot] 1 month ago
Thats why you explain what tge helicopter really is…
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 month ago
I’ve seen some different sizes of fidget spinners, but no way is anyone that small lol
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 month ago
it’s a 9 year old
Zidane@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
We all know boys don’t grow dick and balls until puberty
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I mean, as someone who was once 9 (and I’m not lacking but I’m not that gifted either), still idk about this. They used skateboard bearings, like bones reds but cheaper (if you wanna make that shit fly, throw some swiss ceramics in there). I never fidget spun because I’m old but I skated so I recognized them instantly. Maybe if the bearing was popped out, but no way anyone fits in a fidget spinner with the bearing in.
That axle hole is 8mm, the external diameter is still only 22mm, but maybe, if the wiener in question can squish down to roughly 23mm. Still hard to believe. Reds pictured for reference.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Absolutely not. A baby penis could MAYBE fit in a skateboard bearing. Probably not even then. That’s ridiculous.
dechnically@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
he’s literally me
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Directions unclear
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Like it didn’t happen to everybody at some point.
TootSweet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fwizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I would have to wonder if there were any nurses/doctors that found themselves spinning a fidget spinner later that day. Maybe they knew where it came from… maybe they didn’t.
KingBoo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
… But how?
nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 1 month ago
It’s a 9 year old and some spinners have a hole on each side.
ImmersiveMatthew@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Someone did not know that alcohol makes you soft.
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah. Lets get he 9yo drunk
ImmersiveMatthew@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Ahahaha. Missed that detail, but it could be 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69…well maybe not 69+.
tourist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They didn’t have any abbreviations ready for that sentence
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So, what code do we put in for the insurance company?
piefood@piefed.social 1 month ago
8====%===D
Gork@lemm.ee 1 month ago
42069
expatriado@lemmy.world 1 month ago
4011
MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 1 month ago
00003
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 1 month ago
If the chief complaint is funny/fucked up enough, we won’t abbreviate it
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
FGT SPNR STK ON PNS