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Submitted 2 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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someguy3@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I don’t have a penis, but I for one was a total idiot at age 9.
absentbird@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Not having a penis: the perfect counter to the fidgit spinner trap
BakerBagel@midwest.social 1 day ago
Boys start playing with their weiners as soon as their hands can start grasping stuff. It’s instinctual.
iheartneopets@lemm.ee 1 day ago
It’s instinctual in that all babies explore their genitals as soon as they can start willfully moving their hands, yes. It’s not just boys having a special connection to their genitalia.
UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
I’m much older than 9 and stuff gets stuck on my penis all the time.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Check out Mr. Popular over here with his social life.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I wonder how my life would have changed if i had access to the internet at age 9
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My wife texted me the other day:
You know that yellow slide out son carries around? Well, he started sticking his penis in it, you have to talk to him now.
He’s 4. It’s just what boys do.
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Yeah, children play with their genitals far more than I ever wanted to believe. I don’t really remember doing it as a kid, but it wouldn’t surprise me if most parents have stories about the odd things that happen.
iheartneopets@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Not just boys. Girls explore and test boundaries with their genitals too.
tomi000@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I dont think 15yo penises fit into fidget spinners, but Im not an expert on child genitalia.
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I’ll ask my priest.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
It really depends on both the size of the fidget spinner and the will of the child.
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 day ago
You misunderstand. It’s a 9yo fidget spinner.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
I was jerking off around that age, hadn’t ever seen any porn or anything, no need to call child protection, it was just natural for me
toofpic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The ultimate Helicopter Dick.
expatriado@lemmy.world 2 days ago
15 mins at the swimming pool is cheaper than ER
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
He might need to have his penis drained to get it out.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Right foot penis, back penis, fidgit spinner… still spinning!
dechnically@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
he’s literally me
PapstJL4U@lemmy.world [bot] 2 days ago
Thats why you explain what tge helicopter really is…
KingBoo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
… But how?
nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 1 day ago
It’s a 9 year old and some spinners have a hole on each side.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 days ago
I’ve seen some different sizes of fidget spinners, but no way is anyone that small lol
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 days ago
it’s a 9 year old
Zidane@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
We all know boys don’t grow dick and balls until puberty
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I mean, as someone who was once 9 (and I’m not lacking but I’m not that gifted either), still idk about this. They used skateboard bearings, like bones reds but cheaper (if you wanna make that shit fly, throw some swiss ceramics in there). I never fidget spun because I’m old but I skated so I recognized them instantly. Maybe if the bearing was popped out, but no way anyone fits in a fidget spinner with the bearing in.
That axle hole is 8mm, the external diameter is still only 22mm, but maybe, if the wiener in question can squish down to roughly 23mm. Still hard to believe. Reds pictured for reference.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Absolutely not. A baby penis could MAYBE fit in a skateboard bearing. Probably not even then. That’s ridiculous.
ImmersiveMatthew@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Someone did not know that alcohol makes you soft.
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah. Lets get he 9yo drunk
ImmersiveMatthew@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
Ahahaha. Missed that detail, but it could be 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69…well maybe not 69+.
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Directions unclear
TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Fwizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 1 day ago
I would have to wonder if there were any nurses/doctors that found themselves spinning a fidget spinner later that day. Maybe they knew where it came from… maybe they didn’t.
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Like it didn’t happen to everybody at some point.
tourist@lemmy.world 2 days ago
They didn’t have any abbreviations ready for that sentence
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 2 days ago
So, what code do we put in for the insurance company?
piefood@piefed.social 1 day ago
8====%===D
Gork@lemm.ee 2 days ago
42069
expatriado@lemmy.world 2 days ago
4011
MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 2 days ago
00003
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 days ago
If the chief complaint is funny/fucked up enough, we won’t abbreviate it
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day ago
FGT SPNR STK ON PNS