Tbf the Forbes 30 Under 30 is a great predictor of future jail time.
nuked from orbit
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NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 year ago
PlainSimpleGarak@lemmings.world 1 year ago
Yeah the rest is fine, but bragging about being featured in a magazine is kinda cringe.
Speculater@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I mean, I feel you, but it is a pretty big deal to the general public. It’s okay to be proud of being recognized.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Has somebody mapped that one out?
techt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There are a bunch of blog posts on it if you search “30 under 30 jail”. I would link to one, but I didn’t like the first few I saw.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 year ago
How dare you. Media Luminary Griffin McElroy is a saint!
echo@lemmings.world 1 year ago
Get the fuck off of xitter… it harms your credibility.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 1 year ago
Dude should just delete his account in a form of internet Harakiri at that point.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Isn’t it seppuku?
9point6@lemmy.world 1 year ago
One is part of the other
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Sudoku
pseudo@jlai.lu 1 year ago
Intesticide.
andrewth09@lemmy.world 1 year ago
gesundheit
Tja@programming.dev 1 year ago
He will just tell her to make him a sandwich and the current Twitter audience will love him for that.
shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No… Let 'em burn.
I want Brad so emotionally scarred that every time he goes to tweet some bullshit he has a depression inducing anxiety attack that he has to find the nearest corner to go cry in until exhaustion.
criitz@reddthat.com 1 year ago
But has she considered that she’s just a woman?
NotLemming@lemm.ee 1 year ago
She’s obviously too pretty to be smart /s
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
She’s dressed too sexily/not sexily enough to be a science educator. /s
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Whoa, whoa. How dare this uppity woman talk like that to Dr. Bradley D. D. Wentworth, PhD., an internationally renowned expert on footballogy and beeristics? His accolades include frequent beating of his wife, a penchant for racial slurs, and living in a trailer down by the river.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Beeristics sounds like an awesome field, too bad Brad is in it.
notgold@aussie.zone 11 months ago
I was thinking some kind of beer calisthenics but then realised that the Brad bod wouldn’t support that
CryptidBestiary@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“What have you done that’s so great other than be an arm chair Monday morning quarterback?”, asked the arm chair Monday morning quarterback
JargonWagon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Arm chair Monday morning quarterback is giving him way too much. Arm chair Monday morning waterboy is more like it.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
What does D.D. stand for? Designated dumbass?
don@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Double dumbfuck
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Doctor of Divinity? The bogus honorary degree given to ministers.
Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Divorced dad
theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That my game bro!!! I love that shit.
If y’all don’t know what it is, look up the dude who makes divorced dads on YouTube.
I love that guy.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dumbass Dipshit
kreskin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Designated Douchebag Dumbass Dingeberry Disappointing Dipshit
Steve@startrek.website 1 year ago
But all females have been deleted from nasa
satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ah just some blue check degenerates having a slap fight in the Nazi bar. Yawn.
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Don’t take this the wrong way but from the list of achievements she sounds very much a Politician/PR-person/Lobbyist specialized in the area of Space Exploration, not an Engineer or a Scientist.
Still beats Beer-belly Brad by a long distance (probably not hard), but is such a person really worth celebrating in Science Memes?
Natanael@infosec.pub 11 months ago
As long as these types pay attention to what the scientists tell them and explain it to others accurately, they’re helpful
JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 months ago
Certainly more than “arm chair Monday morning quarter backing”
Liz@midwest.social 11 months ago
Here’s the thing, we scientists need our cheerleaders. We spend our time getting good at doing science, so it’s worth it to hire someone who is good at hyping and advocating for our work. Go listen to the recordings of James Webb trying to explain to JFK that we need to do a shit-ton of science before we can get to the moon. JFK just plain doesn’t understand the magnitude of what he’s asking for. He thinks we could do it in 6 months. This lady is our champion.
parrhesia@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Just because she isn’t a straight engineer or scientist, doesn’t make her expertise less worth it I don’t think. And I would think that would make a very narrow acceptable requirements for this place.
pseudo@jlai.lu 1 year ago
I’m hesitant. Should I crosspost on !confidently_incorrect@lemmy.world or !murderedbywords@feddit.uk?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Federate them all!
pseudo@jlai.lu 11 months ago
YES !! For the glory of the fediverse !
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Skip .world, it’s too centralized and Reddit-y
pseudo@jlai.lu 11 months ago
Open and moderate one somewhere else and I would.
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes
BassTurd@lemmy.world 1 year ago
All. Day
BigBenis@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not to downplay the rest of her accomplishments but can’t you essentially buy your way onto the F30U30 list?
clockworkstone@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Bro, you can buy the presidency of the United States if you have enough money, so yeah. Not what she did, but it is completely posible.
pyre@lemmy.world 1 year ago
isn’t a Forbes list the kind of list that buying your way into it proves you belong there?
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
I think so. My sister has been contacted by Forbes that she can pay for a spot on the list. There was a cheaper option for just the nomination.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Between the post and some of the comments, I’m pretty sure we’re on the worst time.
At least, the worst surviving timeline. I’m sure plenty of “worse” timelines have existed that killed off the entirety of the planet.
This is just the worst of what’s left.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 11 months ago
The one where we all die is the good timeline, we are going for the torture nexus timeline.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Fair point.
introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I know her from titkok YouTube and Instagram, she does know stuff from space! She is great to watch
modifier@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
From what now?
introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Titkok, it’s some social media from China 🇹🇼
kautau@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Space, Elon Musk is telling me I can get a great deal on being what he calls an “interplanetary servant” and that my sacrifice will be significant for humans in space! He’s so smart, he surely has all our best interests in mind. Anyway, off I go into the shower!
SwordInStone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ew
SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
unzips
mlg@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Alexandra Doten is a science communicator and astronomy content creator who rose to fame on TikTok during the COVID-19 pandemic. Doten, a Vanderbilt graduate, interned at NASA for two summers and worked as a communications specialist after graduation. She later transitioned to the U.S. Space Force. Doten is known for her storytelling, which she says has inspired people to pursue careers in astronomy and space, and to invest in astrophotography equipment.
Not to give credit to Twitter verified assholes, but comms specialist is not a specific astronomy or aerospace field.
A former space communications specialist with NASA and later, the U.S. Space Force, today, I am an independent consultant to space organizations around the world. I write and develop brand strategies, educational presentations, speeches, and social media content.
And I harbor some pretty strong opinions about NASA’s public and internal administration for the past 30 years.
Two preventable shuttle disasters and a hacksaw outsourced attempt to return to the moon are not what I would consider quality projects. Modern NASA is the epitome of wasted talent.
WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Every time I hear the name Brad, I think of Brad Majors from the Rocky Horry Picture Show.
“Hi, I’m Brad Majors!”
“Asshole”
DataDisrupter@feddit.nl 1 year ago
nuked from orbit It’s the only way to be sure.
merdaverse@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bro, put those man tits under a Tshirt cause that looks like a serious burn
Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Man I don’t envy the person who has to clean up that man-shaped puddle after he just up and melted.
Dark_Dragon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Wait a minute … "Forbes 30 under 30 " ?? hmmm
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Those Forbes lists like 30 under 30 are a joke though. Not sure why she’s bragging about that.
RobotToaster@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Are any of the things she listed actually “doing science” though? Writing policy is more politics.
zante@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
The guy is obvious a X twat, but she isn’t exactly Albert Einstein . She’s a Space communicator - and a self described one at that.
caboose2006@lemm.ee 1 year ago
You see ladies, mansplaining is a portmanteau of the words man, and explaining. Meaning a man explaining something… Actually let me back up. A portmanteau is a blending of two words in both sound and meaning.
So mansplaining…
sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Holy shit, a lot of weirdos mad in the comments.
Acidbath@lemmy.world 1 year ago
oh shit i didnt know that, I love her content just thought she only worked at NASA in the dmv area. Used to run into her videos on insta - she REALLY loves space.
When those two astronauts were stuck in space(fuck boeing), she provided some insides about their procedures and plans.
sumguyonline@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This verbal smack down could have been avoided had he read probably anything about her from online and didn’t only know her because she dated a Foosball player.
Superheavy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
At least Brad has nice moobs going for him.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Ew
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Elon actually hands these out to people who don’t want them because they were unpopular and an easy means of telling chuds apart from… uh, chads? There’s a good chance hers is a forced advertisement and not something she’s actually paying for.
Serinus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Still means she’s on Twitter.