satans_methpipe

@satans_methpipe@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Treat taking a dump like a sport⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  For sure, not that time though. It was a photo finish for sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Treat taking a dump like a sport⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah it prevents you from having to slowly walk your bike up a hill doubled over in pain keeping an eye out for a large bush or high hedge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it would solve world hunger, what would be the largest item you could fit in your ass?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  At least you know it’ll be easier since the landing gears won’t deploy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apps doing year wrapped gives you a hint on how are you being tracked. There is probably a legal issue there somewhere like data retention.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The whole ‘wrapped’ summaries thing dovetails perfectly into social media narcissism. It’s quite a spectacle to witness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨flouride⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed but can we turn down the chloramine valve? It tastes awful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DIY beauty⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been mindlessly scrolling by this for so long I think I had a dream about this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DIY beauty⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Leftover legs get fried. Shells go in the slow cooker. Meat goes in the soup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank account⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Chop off the end of some kids finger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank account⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Kill someone else’s kid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank account⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨10001⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A byte is eight bits.