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@satans_methpipe@lemmy.world
- Comment on Discord in Early Talks With Bankers for Potential I.P.O. 3 days ago:
Duuude. Discord is a dumpster fire right now. I’m interested to see how much hotter that fire can get.
- Comment on Reddit could soon punish users for upvoting violent content. 3 days ago:
For profit media is state controlled. The state being the corporations.
- Comment on I am at a loss on words 3 days ago:
Wait till you see the planet alignment in 2037.
- Comment on I am at a loss on words 3 days ago:
Given the age demographic on lemmy, there is a non-zero chance one of us will be in a shady acres nursing home with advanced dementia ranting about loss and scrawling strange symbols with mashed potatoes.
- Comment on I'm Tired of Pretending Tech is Making the World Better 4 days ago:
lunch pause
car brakes automatically if I’m distracted
These two lines paint a very sad picture.
- Comment on M'Lady 6 days ago:
Cheolo
- Comment on Reasonable assumption 1 week ago:
Oink oink oink oink.
- Comment on Reasonable assumption 1 week ago:
The hogs are getting restless. Have you fed them today?
- Comment on Reddit cofounder Alexis Ohanian says AI should moderate social media 1 week ago:
Yeah but my madlibs generator might get confused without a /s
At least ‘AI’ has thick skin?
- Comment on Why is lying on the floor more entertaining than lying on a bed? 1 week ago:
F L O O R T I M E. Not sure if that clears anything up.
- Comment on Microsoft Outlook servers down, reports say 1 week ago:
You guys I’m serious 99.999)99)999999998% uptime!
Please sign this new TOS/EULA.
- Comment on So glad they are reporting what matters and not some mundane thing. 1 week ago:
You can’t just edge me with inception level bait. Tell me what was wrong with the ice cream so I can get to sleep.
- Comment on China’s humanoid robot turns into Kung-fu master after dancing debut 1 week ago:
It’s funny a fake video is connected to self defense theater.
- Comment on Microsoft Outlook servers down, reports say 1 week ago:
They should try migrating to the cloud.
- Comment on Your boomer parents after giving you the most outdated job-seeking advice of your fucking life [Day 86] 1 week ago:
OK, I got some paperwork about my application and it has an appointment already set. Seems like a serious opportunity.
- Comment on Sergey Brin says AGI is within reach if Googlers work 60-hour weeks 1 week ago:
Just a few more hours bro.
- Comment on Microsoft is reportedly killing Skype 1 week ago:
That’s fine I’ll just use Lync.
- Comment on The Lemmy Liberal 1 week ago:
Do you think co-presidents Putin and musk make trump call them daddy?
- Comment on Your Earbuds Are Gross. Here’s How to Clean Them Properly 2 weeks ago:
“After breathing in, breath out!”
[LIKE] [SUBSCRIBE]
- Comment on Small study suggests dark mode doesn’t save much power for very human reasons 2 weeks ago:
I’ve never understood the histrionics over ‘dark mode’
- Comment on Oddware: Cadet PC Radio AM/FM tuner card with RDS 2 weeks ago:
I had an ATI graphics card with a TV tuner in the early 2000s. It was sweet to use my computer as a DVR at the time.
- Comment on nuked from orbit 2 weeks ago:
Ah just some blue check degenerates having a slap fight in the Nazi bar. Yawn.
- Comment on Suffering is Real. AI Consciousness is Not. 2 weeks ago:
I was going to cite upsetting intrusive thoughts as proof my consciousness is real. But could those just be fucked LLM hallucinations accidentally piped to ‘my’ active or foreground process?
- Comment on Audiologists raise concern over headphone use in young people 2 weeks ago:
A bit with shoes if worn all the time. They destroy your arches, toe splay, and hip alignment with your spine. And you become dependant because your feet get so soft and sensitive. Plus people drag those dirty things all over their homes.
Calling shoes and clothes wearable tech is quite a stretch. Particularly compared to smart watches and headphones. Why did you make that false equivalence?
- Comment on Do most people still use computers, or do people only use a smartphone as their main/only device? 2 weeks ago:
Cameras and microphones that have no physical disconnect. Virtual keyboards. NSA subsidies for cheap phones sold in poor areas. Zero visibility or access to OS components without special steps.
Windows let users install and run any junk binary to their appdata folder by default. That’s why cryptolocker got real popular around 2010. Granted this isn’t supporting my point, but admin is not required in a lot of instances.
I guess I’m saying I disagree with your disagreement. Non-mobile is far more secure. My desktop and laptops do all of the stuff you listed as mobile capabilities.
- Comment on Do most people still use computers, or do people only use a smartphone as their main/only device? 2 weeks ago:
I use a desktop or laptop computer almost daily in my personal life. Mobile devices are terrible for actual productivity. And security. And usability.
- Comment on How is the Stock Market keeping it's value after *points to everything*? 2 weeks ago:
Ya beat me to it. Working class people got tricked into turning over their income to be a floor for the US stock market. I always decline 401k benefits at corpo jobs and I love the looks of bewilderment and attempted lectures I’ve received. It’s pretty obvious that HR or someone gets kickbacks for enrolling new employees.
- Comment on Audiologists raise concern over headphone use in young people 2 weeks ago:
I kinda regard ANC and smart watches as pacifiers for adults. The real world is only going to hurt more the longer you stay attached to the teat.
- Comment on Nope 2 weeks ago:
Believe it or not I’m sober. Or am I misunderstanding?
- Comment on BlackBerry's iconic keyboard patent has expired 2 weeks ago:
Boomers and normies appear to love it.