satans_methpipe

@satans_methpipe@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI: Our models are more persuasive than 82% of Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Their models are more persuasive than a person and/or older model with internet access. Very impressive. I wager your stock is worth all of the gold in fort knox ($0).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some eggs for my 'murican friends⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry we can’t have those either becuase we’re too [something] to raise our kids. They got pulled and reformulated in the US because of choking hazards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Humiliated’ mom sues Airbnb after ‘grossly inaccurate’ background check leads to ban⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Florida person exploits child to abuse horses. Gets stopped by prior felonies.

  That poor kid needs an advocate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Logitech’s peel-and-stick radar sensors could let companies invisibly monitor their offices⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m positive this product is of such a high quality that it will expertly capture it’s last moments of me setting up a ladder then smashing it with a large wrench.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Punk circa 1200 AD⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The clergy don’t deserve a pass. Throw bricks at them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sweden starts building 100,000 year storage site for spent nuclear fuel⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that’s still being debated or decided it refined. Warnings or signage need to be interpreted correctly in 80,000 years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Treat taking a dump like a sport⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For sure, not that time though. It was a photo finish for sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Treat taking a dump like a sport⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah it prevents you from having to slowly walk your bike up a hill doubled over in pain keeping an eye out for a large bush or high hedge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it would solve world hunger, what would be the largest item you could fit in your ass?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At least you know it’ll be easier since the landing gears won’t deploy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apps doing year wrapped gives you a hint on how are you being tracked. There is probably a legal issue there somewhere like data retention.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The whole ‘wrapped’ summaries thing dovetails perfectly into social media narcissism. It’s quite a spectacle to witness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨flouride⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed but can we turn down the chloramine valve? It tastes awful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DIY beauty⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been mindlessly scrolling by this for so long I think I had a dream about this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DIY beauty⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Leftover legs get fried. Shells go in the slow cooker. Meat goes in the soup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank account⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Chop off the end of some kids finger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank account⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Kill someone else’s kid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank account⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨10001⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A byte is eight bits.