-cartilage in joints can regenerate
-body can synthesize its own vitamin c
Other species already do these things smh.
Patch this Bish!
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kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
We used to do the vitamin c but then were like its too easy to get elsewhere why bother.
Godnroc@lemmy.world 3 months ago
- Eating and breathing pathways no longer intersect. This should prevent the bug when food could block the airway and result in death.
scops@reddthat.com 3 months ago
Yeah, it’s crazy to me that people believe we were “intelligently designed” when our food hole and breathing hole are so close that we can only use one at a time, and that our waste dumping grounds are right next to the amusement park.
Sonor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
you mean the slightly more muddy amusment park, that is next to the new, purprose built one, right?
deo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
This is actually a result of changes to our larynx and stuff, which allows us to make such a variety of sounds when speaking. In other animals (and human babies), the air and food tubes are physically separated at rest. But in humans, our epiglottis can’t properly keep things separate because our larynx is further down in our throat.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
“left user note to pause breathing while swallowing to prevent esophageal trespass when backup breathing interface used for food consumption. No change recommended to emergency breathing access. Closing DOC_UPDATE”
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Wasn’t this a compromise that allows speech? Babies can drink and breathe at the same time.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I remember reading humans can still “breathe” amniotic fluid once they get passed the gag reflex. I remember wondering how someone figured that out…
Meowstermind@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
We need to have some process engineers look at the pregnancy and birthing process, there’s much room for improvement. Maybe take a totally new approach to it, it’s just not it.
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Just divide at a cellular level, nature has already solved this problem! Upstart life forms these days thinking they can reinvent the wheel.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Agreed, that shits rough on people. Impacts of teeth and post partem. Yet a funny thing there is that we can tell you down to the day you were impregnated by the growth of the fetus.
Next person. Sir drink this stuff to make you shit your brains out and I’m going to shove my finger in your ass to see if we can get a scope of what your insides are like.
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 months ago
The engineer solution: back to egg laying, which also fixes menstruation
cm0002@lemmy.world 3 months ago
2.0? Bruh, humans are still on pre-v1 beta
Frankly, I don’t know how anyone can look at the absolute shit show that is the human body and go “yup, this was totally intelligently designed”
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Apparently a lot of males are still in alpha.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Alpha roll-out for an entire cohort is in-progress.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
ironically we may well have been the only somewhat intelligently designed animal for a long time, since there’s a pretty good argument that we’re self-domesticated.
so like, we’re not just a prerelease, we’re a fucking fork of a prerelease
T156@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Humans do bioluminisce, it’s just too weak for human eyes and most detectors.
Zacryon@feddit.org 2 months ago
TIL
Thanks for the link! This is really awesome.FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thank you, I came here to say the same thing. The problem isn’t that we don’t glow, it’s the fact that our eyes suck.
CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don’t we have some of the best eyes in the entire animal kingdom except for birds?
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 months ago
Also you are a flying squid and not a glowing squid, so its no wonder that we/you don’t glow.
Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
A lot of Bioluminiscence, but Infrared light as almost in any living be, which we can’t see without special devices.
Structural weakness not only in the lower back, but also in the knees. The human being still has many reminists of an quadruped, as one of the younger species. He still has a way to be optimized as bipedo. Lower back and knees are still not optimized for this, apart of some other static and organic problems. We are still in phase beta.
T156@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A lot of Bioluminiscence, but Infrared light as almost in any living be, which we can’t see without special devices.
It’s different from the blackbody radiation that body heat produces.
Structural weakness not only in the lower back, but also in the knees. The human being still has many reminists of an quadruped, as one of the younger species. He still has a way to be optimized as bipedo. Lower back and knees are still not optimized for this, apart of some other static and organic problems. We are still in phase beta.
Evolution doesn’t follow the rules of intelligent design anyhow. If they did, we would all be crabs.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 months ago
- Suffocation sensation is now tied to a lack of oxygen instead of an abundance of carbon dioxide.
Hoimo@ani.social 3 months ago
Would that fix our carbonmonoxide weakness?
JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 months ago
It wouldn’t make carbon monoxide less poisonous to us, but depending on how sensitive the sensation of suffocation is made it would help us realize something is wrong and maybe even eliminate the need for carbon monoxide detectors.
Carbon monoxide isn’t only dangerous because it’s not oxygen, but because it disrupts our blood’s normal process of absorbing oxygen and expelling carbon dioxide. My laymen understanding is that it sort of jams the door lol. As opposed to things like nitrogen which merely gets in the way but don’t disrupt the process.
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 3 months ago
Add new receptors to be able to feel wetness.
This is it cold or wet thing we have going on is just crappy design.callyral@pawb.social 3 months ago
Well, we do glow in infrared…
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Ahem… maybe new players forgot this, but humans have been bioluminescent since the oxygenic respiration patch ages ago.
reptar@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I want to know at what wavelengths. Did I miss it?
It bugs me that they say ‘it’s not infrared - it’s photons!’ (paraphrasing).
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Its not clear to me either, but since they said visible, my guesses would be 680 nanometers or 490 nanometers, because, well, hydrogen.
Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 months ago
Casually forgot about cancer
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 months ago
We’ll start the carcinisation tree in 3.0.
TDCN@feddit.dk 3 months ago
Can we also fix the depression glitch where happiness points aren’t collected and your brain energy bar depleats completely with no way of regeneration without hacking the brain with 3rd party tool antidepressants.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Exercice helps but 3rd party tool are often still needed.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
They just need to eliminate diminishing returns that they introduced back in the beta.
executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
- add pain snooze button
brokenlcd@feddit.it 3 months ago
Well if we want to get pedantic, adrenaline exists.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 months ago
And the button is just more pain.
Reyali@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Not great for long-term use in cases of chronic pain though.
WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’d like someone to at least look into the whole ADHD thing. It’s been going on for some time now without any word on why it’s there, or what it’s for- and aside from funny memes, it’s yet to provide any positive results.
mdd@lemm.ee 3 months ago
I’d like to add depression and anxiety to fixing ADHD as an individual can exhibit all three.
This can be split into several patches if necessary.
WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Absolutely! I just figured that for many, addressing the one will help the others, but yeah… they are their own bugs unto themselves for a lot of people.
Aqarius@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Or, like, at least a caffeine gland or something.
nthavoc@lemmy.today 3 months ago
I’d like to request a bug fix: Eyelashes falling into eyeball. Need to fix the physics so they probably spring away or wash out easier.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Maybe just not fall out. Let’s just add a user creetion set-up like a video game. Choose sex, height, weight, legs arms blah blah blah.
Some people would spend 3 hours every morning changing their look, others would always look the same. Some people would be swapping mid activities.
philpo@feddit.org 3 months ago
Can we rather make the kernel more stable before we change the design? These instabilities cause the whole process to hang itself up or terminate FAR to often!
Zink@programming.dev 3 months ago
This needs the confused screaming meme with KERNEL PANIC text, haha
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Yes, too many of the current subprocesses are just straight cruel (most often directly to local machine root
loseruser). It feels like someone wrote it as a placeholder/prototype or a sadistic joke & they just went with it, no revisions.funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
or, as I’ve taken to calling it “hu plus man”
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 months ago
These are the sort of genetic engineering/eugenists I want to see. None of that “deleting gay gene” or “breeding smart people” pseudo science garbage.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 months ago
I think life would be a little better if we cranked up the gay gene. Y’all know how to party.
samus12345@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Make everyone pansexual. It would simplify a lot of things.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I thought you had to put something in the water for that?
AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
All eugenics is pseudoscience garbage.
morrowind@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
In that case, let’s all marry our cousins and brothers!
Furbag@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I want my prehensile tail back, not this vestigial piece of SHIT!
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
How do you picture it? Like a spider monkey, a fox, or like on of those hippopotamus’s who helicopters chops their shit everywhere?
One sounds useful, one sounds cute, one sounds like your asserting dominance of unexpecting persons waiting in queue
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Mosquitos are not humanity though.
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Saltwater consumption when???
aaa@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
photosynthesis?
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 months ago
Also please reroute the food pipe to not use the air pipe
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You say that now but wait till you’re sleeping in a tree (to escape the dinosaurs) and start to fall and there’s nothing to wake you! Then you’ll be sorry you wished away that “glitch!”
Zacryon@feddit.org 2 months ago
- regrow hair cells to mitigate hearing loss
- (optional) eternal life and youth
lol_idk@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Why is this command recursive?
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 months ago
When are the rest of you going to get the magenta receptor update?
LaterRedditor@lemmy.world 3 months ago
RGB rules
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’d like to reengineer the mosquito to draw blood samples, identify viruses, then create and spread vaccinations.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
- remove redundant form of hemoglobin
Ah yes let’s make the entire system vulnerable so a single attack vector can shutdown every node.
Majorllama@lemmy.world 3 months ago
They are forgetting that TERRIBLE design choice where if you accidentally bite the inside of your cheek it swells up making it easier to bite it on accident again and again.
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You’re just supposed to bite that bit off. Otherwise it’s just going to keep happening.
hinterlufer@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Instructions unclear, but I can now drink through a strap without opening my mouth
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Rather than by purpose? #54%
Majorllama@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’m a masochist but I have my limits. Lol
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There’s also the weird decision to put a bunch of easily-bruised bones in your butt which would normally be used for a tail.
I once had a creationist defend the coccyx as being necessary for keeping muscles together. That was fun.