arsCynic
@arsCynic@beehaw.org
✍︎ arscyni.cc: modernity ∝ nature.
- Comment on Man carrying home his gardening tools arrested by armed police in Manchester 1 week ago:
Why couldn’t the cop just:
“Hey, love your music man!”
“Huh? My music?”
“Dude, you totally resemble Robert Smith from The Cure!”“Ooh hahaha, thanks.”
“So, what I actually approached you for, we’ve had a call that reported a shady looking person carrying a knife in this area. You seem fine, but just double checking because, well, we see weird shit sometimes and don’t want to be negligent.”
“Aha okay, fair enough. Well these look like knives perhaps but they are actually professional gardening tools. I can show you my masterpiece actually.”
[…] after 20 minute tour in his garden.
“So cool man, should get my ass into nature more too. Sorry for the trouble and thanks for your time and understanding. Have a good one.”
“Cheers, see you around.” - Comment on the living dead 2 weeks ago:
What the hell happened to the ant. My goodness I dislike cliffhangers.
- Comment on Strawberries are nuts 🍓 1 month ago:
Microsoft feigning innocence by utilizing trivia to district us from their highly unethical business practices. Screw Microsoft. Use Linux 🐧.
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✍︎ arscyni.cc: modernity ∝ nature. - Comment on Teachers warn AI is impacting students' critical thinking 4 months ago:
The average human’s critical thinking skill was already low before AI, so…
- Comment on Patch this Bish! 5 months ago:
Tomāto, tomäto. Mosquito, muskuito.
- Comment on Reborn as a cute anime girl 6 months ago:
Same, one of my all-time favourites.
