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Patch this Bish!

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Emmie@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I would like to have modularity. Some parts I may want some not. Lemme pick and choose every other week. Some days I even want anxiety, crazy maybe but it helps with alertness.

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    • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Modular genitals and secondary sex characteristics, yasss!

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      • Emmie@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Your Cart: 1284,89€, Users also browsed: Fluorescent penis

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  • philpo@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can we rather make the kernel more stable before we change the design? These instabilities cause the whole process to hang itself up or terminate FAR to often!

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    • Zink@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This needs the confused screaming meme with KERNEL PANIC text, haha

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes, too many of the current subprocesses are just straight cruel (most often directly to local machine root loser user). It feels like someone wrote it as a placeholder/prototype or a sadistic joke & they just went with it, no revisions.

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      or, as I’ve taken to calling it “hu plus man”

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  • LaterRedditor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    RGB rules

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    These are the sort of genetic engineering/eugenists I want to see. None of that “deleting gay gene” or “breeding smart people” pseudo science garbage.

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think life would be a little better if we cranked up the gay gene. Y’all know how to party.

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      • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Make everyone pansexual. It would simplify a lot of things.

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      • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I thought you had to put something in the water for that?

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    • AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      All eugenics is pseudoscience garbage.

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      • morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        In that case, let’s all marry our cousins and brothers!

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  • lol_idk@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why is this command recursive?

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    • Thorry84@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You don’t just want to fix one human, you want to fix all the offspring as well.

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      • verstra@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Haha. But really what does -R mean?

        Or some posts have a bunch of ,…, at the end. What’s that?

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  • Godnroc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    • Eating and breathing pathways no longer intersect. This should prevent the bug when food could block the airway and result in death.
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    • deo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is actually a result of changes to our larynx and stuff, which allows us to make such a variety of sounds when speaking. In other animals (and human babies), the air and food tubes are physically separated at rest. But in humans, our epiglottis can’t properly keep things separate because our larynx is further down in our throat.

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    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wasn’t this a compromise that allows speech? Babies can drink and breathe at the same time.

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      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I remember reading humans can still “breathe” amniotic fluid once they get passed the gag reflex. I remember wondering how someone figured that out…

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    • scops@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, it’s crazy to me that people believe we were “intelligently designed” when our food hole and breathing hole are so close that we can only use one at a time, and that our waste dumping grounds are right next to the amusement park.

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      • Sonor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        you mean the slightly more muddy amusment park, that is next to the new, purprose built one, right?

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    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “left user note to pause breathing while swallowing to prevent esophageal trespass when backup breathing interface used for food consumption. No change recommended to emergency breathing access. Closing DOC_UPDATE”

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  • executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    • add pain snooze button
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    • brokenlcd@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well if we want to get pedantic, adrenaline exists.

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      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        And the button is just more pain.

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      • Reyali@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Not great for long-term use in cases of chronic pain though.

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  • Majorllama@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They are forgetting that TERRIBLE design choice where if you accidentally bite the inside of your cheek it swells up making it easier to bite it on accident again and again.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There’s also the weird decision to put a bunch of easily-bruised bones in your butt which would normally be used for a tail.

      I once had a creationist defend the coccyx as being necessary for keeping muscles together. That was fun.

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    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      on accident

      Rather than by purpose? #54%

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      • Majorllama@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’m a masochist but I have my limits. Lol

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    • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’re just supposed to bite that bit off. Otherwise it’s just going to keep happening.

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      • hinterlufer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Instructions unclear, but I can now drink through a strap without opening my mouth

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  • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    2.0? Bruh, humans are still on pre-v1 beta

    Frankly, I don’t know how anyone can look at the absolute shit show that is the human body and go “yup, this was totally intelligently designed”

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Apparently a lot of males are still in alpha.

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      • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Alpha roll-out for an entire cohort is in-progress.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      ironically we may well have been the only somewhat intelligently designed animal for a long time, since there’s a pretty good argument that we’re self-domesticated.

      so like, we’re not just a prerelease, we’re a fucking fork of a prerelease

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ahem… maybe new players forgot this, but humans have been bioluminescent since the oxygenic respiration patch ages ago.

    sciencealert.com/you-can-t-see-it-but-humans-actu…

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    • reptar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I want to know at what wavelengths. Did I miss it?

      It bugs me that they say ‘it’s not infrared - it’s photons!’ (paraphrasing).

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      • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Its not clear to me either, but since they said visible, my guesses would be 680 nanometers or 490 nanometers, because, well, hydrogen.

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  • kersploosh@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    -cartilage in joints can regenerate

    -body can synthesize its own vitamin c

    Other species already do these things smh.

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    • phdepressed@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We used to do the vitamin c but then were like its too easy to get elsewhere why bother.

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  • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Casually forgot about cancer

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    • NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We’ll start the carcinisation tree in 3.0.

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