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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨DytallixB@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • tym@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Trump: “So you’re saying I have a chance?!”

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  • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean yeah, that’s all pretty consistent with how most pastors behave.

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  • MuskyMelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    With those qualifications, she’s a match made in heaven for Mrs Trump #4

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  • ricketyrackets@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    At this point Americas are nothing but a Ponzi scheme coated in red white and blue, with a penchant for insider trading and conflicts of interest for oligarchs that can legally steal anything they want with no legal repercussions.

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  • PanArab@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why is she dressed like a harlot?

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Walk like a duck

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  • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Strange place.

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  • kiljoy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This ladies name is Paula White since it doesn’t say anywhere in the post.

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    • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Paula White-Cain to be more specific and get the biblical irony all the way up.

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  • Gammelfisch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Indeed, the USA is turning into the WASP version of 1979 Iran.

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    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Christo-fascist enthno-state

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  • technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Religion is a scam. The biggest religion is the biggest scam. Don’t believe in this nonsense.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_religion

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    • TrippingBalls@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Do a little research into Medellín Colombia. One of the more religious places I have visited and at the same time the people are content, generous and overall happy. This despite years of chaos under Pablo E

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  • BigMacHole@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The Founding Fathers were VERY CLEAR when it came to Protecting Mass Child Murderers but VERY MURKY when it came to Separation of Church and State!

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  • Starb3an@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I remember watching a skit where I go time travels like 50-100 years into the future to see if all the problems get solved, war, climate change, etc. the guy assures everything fine and reveals the solution. The rapture came and took all of the religious people away. Everyone left was easily able to work together to solve all the issues.

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lol that’s great.

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    • kraftpudding@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      www.tiktok.com/…/7267165048026549550?lang=de-DE

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      • Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Thanks for that.

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  • menemen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Who is she?

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s what republican Jesus wants

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    • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Supply Side Jesus would disagree.

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    • Gammelfisch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      St. Peter will deny her worthless greedy ass at the gate.

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    • phar@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There’s only one point in the bible where someone actually asks Jesus how to receive eternal life. Jesus says to keep the commandments and also:

      "Jesus said to him, “If you want to be perfect, go and sell all you have and give the money to the poor, and you will have riches in heaven; then come and follow me.”

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah no shit… Jesus would be fashioning a whip to drive these fuckers out of his temple.

      If he were real.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Condescending Joel Osteen Noises

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      • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Joel is just mad that he didn’t think of this first

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  • Wispy2891@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What? I searched for it and it’s not a joke? There’s an actual Faith office in the USA? That’s something you would expect in Iran, not the USA

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    • Art3sian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s legit.

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    • vala@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s a new thing believe it or not.

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    • UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      trump established a White House Faith Office on Friday, February 7, 2025.

      she’s the first one.

      no one knows exactly what she plans to do…or even what she could or might do.

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      • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s like having a witch doctor rolling crow skulls and determining what to do next

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      • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        She did that for trumps administration too I believe, maybe with out the dept name maybe. But this definitely is the first time I’ve heard her name in relation to Trump

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    • VerdantSporeSeasoning@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I follow a guy (Matt Taylor) who studies a branch of Christianity called the New Apostolic Reformation, a branch that’s like if Evangelical theology, prosperity gospel, and morals merged with traditional charismatics. Lots of prophecies. These are also the Seven Mountains Mandate people–the people who believe they should be in charge of the 7 pillars of culture, like media and education. He posted a a zoomed out version of the above picture, labeling everyone he recognizes from NAR. The NAR has been courting Trump since his first term. Trump is delivering for them.

      Image

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      • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Lol what a (shit)show.

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      • Gammelfisch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Where the fuck is Hegseth holding the Jerusalem Cross flag?

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    • technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Faith office in the USA? That’s something you would expect in Iran, not the USA

      Iran… Or Saudi Arabia… Imperial drones always choose to attack one but not the other.

      Personally I’m not at all surprised to see it here.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We talking Iran, the secular democracy prior to 1953? Or Iran, the US backed military dictatorship that lasted until 1979? Or Iran, the Revolutionary Socialist Government that imploded in the run up to the US instigated Iran-Iraq War?

      Oh oh oh. I gotcha. We’re talking about the modern theocratically controlled Kingdom of Saud uh… Hinduvista Federal government of India um… Revanchist Anti-Communist Christian Cult of the Park/Yoon government er… Apartheid State of Israel oh, here it is, Ayatollah’s Iran.

      Damn, can’t believe America would end up like Evil Foreign Country, instead of a model secular government we traditionally support.

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      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Well that seemed very relevant

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Welcome to 2025.

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      • Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        America isn’t like this since last month

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    100s of 1000s of dollars

    This is cursed and looks like “hundreds or thousands of dollars” at a glance. Just say “100,000s of dollars” or “$200,000+”.

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    • CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I would say $100K+ & provide a link. Idk. It’s nice & short, it’s lowball & true to say, and if people want to look up more accurate numbers they can do so on their own time.

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    • caden@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think “100,000s of dollars” is cursed too. If you want to use that phrasing, just spell out “hundreds of thousands”.

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      • Phoonzang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Wouldn’t that be “hundreds of a thouseand”?

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      • ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Or a six figure sum.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    married a member of the rock band Journey

    Is that why she didn’t stop believing? (I’m guessing she never started, but…)

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Orsonwellesclapping.gif

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  • Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Grifters gotta grift.

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  • missandry351@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What is a Faith Officer?

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    • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Likely whatever she wants to be given the current politics in the US. It’s blatantly unconstitutional but it will probably not be stopped. If we don’t change direction, sooner or later it will be like the religious police in Iran.

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    • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Its the precursor to Y’all Quaida’s version of the hijab police. They’ll be murdering people in the streets before the year is out.

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    • woelkchen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Something, something, separation of church and state, would be my guess.

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    • Pilferjinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If you have to ask, you can’t afford it?

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    God forbid women have hobbies 🙄

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  • keropoktasen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s true there are religious nutjobs in the white house currently, but there were also nutjobs running and ruining the country in the previous government. Let’s see who’s actually fighting for the Americans, instead of licking the boots of foreign bad actors.

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    • Zink@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I would honestly rather not see how bad the foreign bad actors gets, especially with the current administration. The “find out” phase has so much more to go.

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What is the actual point of this comment?

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    • keegomatic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Spoken like a foreign bad actor

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      • keropoktasen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I bet you’re one of those ILLEGAL immigrants or iran backing islamists who Trump want to deport. Serves you right. Or if you’re a citizen, you’re a shame for not protecting your own country from those invaders.

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  • demizerone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hopefully rapture comes and removes her from this planet for being Anti-Christ.

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    • technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s why christian zios are working hard to genocide palestinians.

      trtworld.com/…/qanda-for-every-1-jewish-zionist-t…

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    • RamenJunkie@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Rapture already happened as predicted. The problem is, literally no one except like, one dude named Rick in Michigan and the Yang family in a small fishing village in China.

      Everyone else got left behind in a spiraling purgatory chaos world.

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      • Entropywins@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I was wondering what happened to Rick…

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  • Godofdirt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That is the religion

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How deep in denial of being trailer trash do you have to be to wear gold pearls?

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  • houstoneulers@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Who is this?

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    She should be in charge of the White House Office of Sick Beats.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    She married Steve Perry!?

    Also she fucked Benny Hinn, which is just WILD.

    Also she looks like a more feminine Bill Maher.

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  • leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    incurring more material wealth is the tenet of her faith.

    more wealth === more blessed

    for sure her greedy god and the jealous god are two different things.

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fuck Jonathan Cain and his bitch wife

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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Has there always been a White House faith office?

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