You’re missing Dr. Zhivago, Dr. Kevorkian and Dr. Shipman.
Should you trust that doctor?
Submitted 7 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Slovene@feddit.nl 7 months ago
problematicPanther@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’d trust Kevorkian, but only if I’m ready to die.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Kevorkian wouldn’t have dreamt of hurting a person who he hadn’t made 100% sure was a candidate for assisted suicide. He seemed like an extremely principled man.
NutWrench@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Dwarf Doc isn’t a medical doctor, that’s just his nickname. He’s a drug connection.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’m curious what the rankings of all the star trek doctors would be.
Like for competence, would Flox (sp?) or EMH top the list?
Or for charisma, would it be Flox or Bashir?
For not taking shit EMH or Bones?
Closest with the captain, Bones or Crusher?
Most victim of the writers, Pulaski or Fitzgerald? (First one at least got a season but the second one didn’t even get an actor)
averyminya@beehaw.org 7 months ago
I think Dr. Honeydew needs to be a little bit lower. Something about him just seems… Dangerous.
wewbull@feddit.uk 7 months ago
Depends if you’re his assistant or not.
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Wait, Robotnik has a medical degree?!
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The scale goes from “No professional training” to “Doctorate in Medicine.”
So to be on the far right you need to be an MD, but having a different doctorate will still be above “no professional training”
It’s a weird scale.
Also, it’s wrong. Dr Horrible has a PhD in Horribleness.
thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 7 months ago
Dr. Evil should be much further to the right.
He did not spend 8 years at Evil Medical School to get called Mr.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
No he has a doctorate in mechanical engineering and a masters in cloning. I dont know if this is true but it fits.
AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 7 months ago
zeekaran@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Phil and Venture at the same level of trust is rough but true.
problematicPanther@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I thinki. Could trust Dr Dre a bit more than what you’re saying I should.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Why don’t you ask Dee Barnes…
Comment105@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I feel like Dre is a smart guy, he could figure out how to do a tracheotomy.
J_N_F@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Y’all notherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Ah, I see there was no room to include Janet Doctor Scott Janet Brad Rocky Bullwinkle.
glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 7 months ago
Where is House MD?
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
I trust JD, Howser, and Strange.
Those guys are actually medical doctors.
If you’re not a medical doctor, not a real doctor.
Oh wait…Dr. Oz, I don’t trust him.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Oh wait…Dr. Oz, I don’t trust him.
He let his license lapse several years ago, though, and the last decade or so before that, he didn’t even practice. He just went on TV to hawk snake oil and designed equipment.
thenextguy@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Adding Dr. Lizardo to the missing doctors list.
Laugh while you can, monkey boy.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 7 months ago
Buckaroo Bonzai reference. I love you.
Cyclist@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Dr Quinn any day.
10_0@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Why isn’t Dr Mike on here?
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Hannibal goes at the top-right if you’re not rude.
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“Dr” Bubs is in Quadrant III. He’s the most quackinest.
Rin@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Dr Pepper very nice tho
shasta@lemm.ee 7 months ago
When did the cat in the hat become his creator?
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Why is Dr Oz in the bottom right corner? Havent seen his show in a while
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 7 months ago
*Hannibal Lecter
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 7 months ago
No Doc Holliday?
niktemadur@lemmy.world 7 months ago
But what about Doctor Detroit, then? And Doctor Strangelove?
Shard@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Excuse me! Dr Pepper should be an absolute top left corner candidate.