You’re missing Dr. Zhivago, Dr. Kevorkian and Dr. Shipman.
Should you trust that doctor?
Submitted 4 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Slovene@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
problematicPanther@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I’d trust Kevorkian, but only if I’m ready to die.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Kevorkian wouldn’t have dreamt of hurting a person who he hadn’t made 100% sure was a candidate for assisted suicide. He seemed like an extremely principled man.
NutWrench@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Dwarf Doc isn’t a medical doctor, that’s just his nickname. He’s a drug connection.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I’m curious what the rankings of all the star trek doctors would be.
Like for competence, would Flox (sp?) or EMH top the list?
Or for charisma, would it be Flox or Bashir?
For not taking shit EMH or Bones?
Closest with the captain, Bones or Crusher?
Most victim of the writers, Pulaski or Fitzgerald? (First one at least got a season but the second one didn’t even get an actor)
averyminya@beehaw.org 4 weeks ago
I think Dr. Honeydew needs to be a little bit lower. Something about him just seems… Dangerous.
wewbull@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
Depends if you’re his assistant or not.
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Wait, Robotnik has a medical degree?!
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The scale goes from “No professional training” to “Doctorate in Medicine.”
So to be on the far right you need to be an MD, but having a different doctorate will still be above “no professional training”
It’s a weird scale.
Also, it’s wrong. Dr Horrible has a PhD in Horribleness.
thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 4 weeks ago
Dr. Evil should be much further to the right.
He did not spend 8 years at Evil Medical School to get called Mr.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
No he has a doctorate in mechanical engineering and a masters in cloning. I dont know if this is true but it fits.
AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 4 weeks ago
zeekaran@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Phil and Venture at the same level of trust is rough but true.
problematicPanther@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I thinki. Could trust Dr Dre a bit more than what you’re saying I should.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Why don’t you ask Dee Barnes…
Comment105@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
I feel like Dre is a smart guy, he could figure out how to do a tracheotomy.
J_N_F@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Y’all notherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Ah, I see there was no room to include Janet Doctor Scott Janet Brad Rocky Bullwinkle.
glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 4 weeks ago
Where is House MD?
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
I trust JD, Howser, and Strange.
Those guys are actually medical doctors.
If you’re not a medical doctor, not a real doctor.
Oh wait…Dr. Oz, I don’t trust him.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Oh wait…Dr. Oz, I don’t trust him.
He let his license lapse several years ago, though, and the last decade or so before that, he didn’t even practice. He just went on TV to hawk snake oil and designed equipment.
thenextguy@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Adding Dr. Lizardo to the missing doctors list.
Laugh while you can, monkey boy.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 4 weeks ago
Buckaroo Bonzai reference. I love you.
Cyclist@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Dr Quinn any day.
10_0@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Why isn’t Dr Mike on here?
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Hannibal goes at the top-right if you’re not rude.
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
“Dr” Bubs is in Quadrant III. He’s the most quackinest.
Rin@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Dr Pepper very nice tho
shasta@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
When did the cat in the hat become his creator?
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Why is Dr Oz in the bottom right corner? Havent seen his show in a while
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
*Hannibal Lecter
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
No Doc Holliday?
niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
But what about Doctor Detroit, then? And Doctor Strangelove?
Shard@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Excuse me! Dr Pepper should be an absolute top left corner candidate.