Hannibal goes at the top-right if you’re not rude.
Should you trust that doctor?
Submitted 1 year ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Shard@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Excuse me! Dr Pepper should be an absolute top left corner candidate.
NutWrench@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dwarf Doc isn’t a medical doctor, that’s just his nickname. He’s a drug connection.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m curious what the rankings of all the star trek doctors would be.
Like for competence, would Flox (sp?) or EMH top the list?
Or for charisma, would it be Flox or Bashir?
For not taking shit EMH or Bones?
Closest with the captain, Bones or Crusher?
Most victim of the writers, Pulaski or Fitzgerald? (First one at least got a season but the second one didn’t even get an actor)
zeekaran@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Phil and Venture at the same level of trust is rough but true.
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Dr” Bubs is in Quadrant III. He’s the most quackinest.
Subverb@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m just happy to see someone remembers the Spin Doctors.
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
One…two princes kneel before you.
One has diamonds in his pockets and never lies. The other wants to buy you rockets and never tells the truth.
What is the one question you could ask of only one of the princes to learn what a prince and lover ought to be so that your father won’t eat his hat and disown you?
ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I’d gladly trust drinking a Dr pepper over anything to do with Dr Phil or Dr oz
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t even like Dr Pepper and I’d rather drink a six pack than watch either of those assholes.
JargonWagon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
THANK YOU. Why is Dr. Pepper the absolute lowest you can go on this chart, lower than Dr. Evil lol
Tesla@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Where tf is dr house
Sylvartas@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s also inexplicably missing the coolest one (Dr Victor von Doom)
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Off the top right.
Sho@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Seriously…him and Dr. Strange alone would all but garuentee your safety.
DonGirses@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This vexes me.
T156@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dr. Zoidberg is a fully-qualified medical doctor, though, and a good one at that. Just not for humans. Even so, he’s quite good, given that he hasn’t killed any of his human patients, though they may come out a little different.
As is Doctor Who, who has high qualifications in literally everything. It took them a few goes, but they got there in the end.
meep_launcher@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That said, how much do you trust your life with Dr. Who? I’ve seen many characters die while trusting him, and that’s just the ones on screen.
I’m not saying he is a bad doctor, but he was caught on film losing several sidekicks/ allies. If you’re caught on film doing something, you probably do it a lot.
If you get caught doing crack on the news, you are a crackhead. It’s not like a “oh this was just the one time” situation. You do it enough you get caught on the news doing it.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Didn’t Zoidberg once successfully attach Fry’s head to Amy’s body (or something like that)? Not sure any of the others on that chart have done something that impressive.
RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“I’ve probably lost more patients than he’s ever treated.”
JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 year ago
I should trust Zoidberg more than Dr. Phil?
CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Technically zoidberg should be further right on the training axis than everyone else on it combined, He’s literally the best doctor in the universe for every single species other than humans.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes even though Zoidberg is a fictional doctor he is ten times the doctor as that quack phil.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dr Oz and Dr Phil are not doctors and should be to the left and south of Dr Pepper. Neither has a license and both are so full of shit their advice has probably killed people.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Oz is a Doctor, and was a very good one who got corrupted in his aim for fame and fortune. Part of his tragedy is that if he’d shut up and just do his actual doctor work only he’d be a benefit to society, not the detriment he is now. It’s important to know that he’s worse because he had actual skill as a heart surgeon. Quoting wiki:
In 1982, he received his undergraduate degree in biology magna cum laude[3] at Harvard University.[31] … In 1986, he obtained MD and MBA degrees from the University of Pennsylvania School of Medicine[30] and Penn’s Wharton School.[34][35]
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 year ago
After hearing the pure stupidity that comes out of his mouth I wouldn’t let that fruitcake supplement salesman near me.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why is Dr Oz in the bottom right corner? Havent seen his show in a while
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Top right corner, there’s a Collage Humor watermark.
It explains why this is so inaccurate
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 1 year ago
*Hannibal Lecter
problematicPanther@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I thinki. Could trust Dr Dre a bit more than what you’re saying I should.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Why don’t you ask Dee Barnes…
Comment105@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I feel like Dre is a smart guy, he could figure out how to do a tracheotomy.
J_N_F@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Y’all notherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
Slovene@feddit.nl 1 year ago
You’re missing Dr. Zhivago, Dr. Kevorkian and Dr. Shipman.
problematicPanther@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’d trust Kevorkian, but only if I’m ready to die.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Kevorkian wouldn’t have dreamt of hurting a person who he hadn’t made 100% sure was a candidate for assisted suicide. He seemed like an extremely principled man.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I would trust J.D. with my life way over Dr. Seuss.
mipadaitu@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Depends on which season. Are you extrapolating current JD? Or can we pick season 1 JD, where he has a lot of knowledge, but very little experience, and wasn’t a very good doctor yet?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
DillyDaily@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’s also much less racist!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Of course not! He’s Vanilla Bear to Turk’s Chocolate Bear!
^(We^ ^don’t^ ^discuss^ ^Caramel^ ^Bear.)^
Rin@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Dr Pepper very nice tho
FuryMaker@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I feel like Zoidberg should be a lot lower.
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 1 year ago
lmao I had to scroll back up
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Zoidberg once heard Fry say blood was thicker than water and wrote down: “Blood…thicker!”
SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 1 year ago
Nonsense! He’s been taking humans apart for years. He can rearrange your body parts into any order you want.
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Ah, I see there was no room to include Janet Doctor Scott Janet Brad Rocky Bullwinkle.
Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’ve got Doc Ock but no Doc Doom?
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No film experience yet.
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No Doc Holliday?
Mango@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You should probably switch Zoidberg with Dr. Pepper.
leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
The Doctor is only on “TRUST WITH YOUR LIFE” as long as you aren’t messing with (or have ever attempted to mess with) humans or other people they care about… otherwise they’re on “RUN, RUN VERY FAR”.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You don’t want to be an incidental character when The Doctor is about.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You also don’t want to be his companion…your best off jumping to a different reality and getting far away from London.
leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
HI, EVERYBODY!
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 year ago
Hello Dr Nick!
yemmly@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ah, the late, great Hannibal Lecter.
averyminya@beehaw.org 1 year ago
I think Dr. Honeydew needs to be a little bit lower. Something about him just seems… Dangerous.
wewbull@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Depends if you’re his assistant or not.
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The more anyone looks at this, the worse it gets.
Someone needs to fix this. But not me, I don’t have my doctorate in memeology yet.
shasta@lemm.ee 1 year ago
When did the cat in the hat become his creator?