No Dr. House?
And Oz should be right on top of the Run For Your Life because he’s not fictional and should know better.
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No Dr. House?
And Oz should be right on top of the Run For Your Life because he’s not fictional and should know better.
Doctor House would be top left but partly because you wouldn’t need to run very far
That depends on what drugs he’s on
Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil have done far more harm than Dr. Pepper could ever aspire to.
I would trust Hannibal Lector more than Oz, frankly.
At least Lecter is honest about who he is!
House is basically overlapping McCoy
Astoundly, McCoy has a better bedside manner.
Dr. Evil didn’t spend 6 years in evil fricking medical school to be put in no professional training
Just goes to show, it’s a hard knock life
How in the heckin’ is JD below a dwarf, a mad scientist tinkerer, and a random catchy band?
He is a caring, trained, and competent doctor who will put his pride and personal life aside to help a patient.
At some points he’s arguably the best diagnostician at Sacred Heard.
He arrived late to thank his trashmen, ended up letting a patient die.
He wasn’t to blame, though he easily could’ve been. That was death was the radiologist’s fault though, IIRC.
Given the same medical technology I would place JD the highest and furthest right.
Not just because I like the character but because he truly does give a shit about his patients.
Dr. Strange should have more formal training for his surgery specialty. Did JD specialize or did he just stay in internal medicine?
Where tf is dr house
This vexes me.
Seriously…him and Dr. Strange alone would all but garuentee your safety.
It’s also inexplicably missing the coolest one (Dr Victor von Doom)
Off the top right.
Dr Oz and Dr Phil are not doctors and should be to the left and south of Dr Pepper. Neither has a license and both are so full of shit their advice has probably killed people.
Oz is a Doctor, and was a very good one who got corrupted in his aim for fame and fortune. Part of his tragedy is that if he’d shut up and just do his actual doctor work only he’d be a benefit to society, not the detriment he is now. It’s important to know that he’s worse because he had actual skill as a heart surgeon. Quoting wiki:
In 1982, he received his undergraduate degree in biology magna cum laude[3] at Harvard University.[31] … In 1986, he obtained MD and MBA degrees from the University of Pennsylvania School of Medicine[30] and Penn’s Wharton School.[34][35]
After hearing the pure stupidity that comes out of his mouth I wouldn’t let that fruitcake supplement salesman near me.
Dr. Zoidberg is a fully-qualified medical doctor, though, and a good one at that. Just not for humans. Even so, he’s quite good, given that he hasn’t killed any of his human patients, though they may come out a little different.
As is Doctor Who, who has high qualifications in literally everything. It took them a few goes, but they got there in the end.
“I’ve probably lost more patients than he’s ever treated.”
Didn’t Zoidberg once successfully attach Fry’s head to Amy’s body (or something like that)? Not sure any of the others on that chart have done something that impressive.
That said, how much do you trust your life with Dr. Who? I’ve seen many characters die while trusting him, and that’s just the ones on screen.
I’m not saying he is a bad doctor, but he was caught on film losing several sidekicks/ allies. If you’re caught on film doing something, you probably do it a lot.
If you get caught doing crack on the news, you are a crackhead. It’s not like a “oh this was just the one time” situation. You do it enough you get caught on the news doing it.
How are Oz and Phil so high on this spectrum?
They haven’t eaten human liver or tried pan frying a piece of someone’s brain … but they’re still a couple of idiots that shouldn’t be trusted for medical advice
They may not be cannibals, but I wouldn’t put it past them to have devoured a number of souls…
For reference on the no training side:
Dr. Dre and Dr. Venture: Both possess honorary doctorates. The former from UCLA, the latter from a Tijuana community college.
Dr. Pepper: Charles T. Pepper did have a medical doctorate. He is cited as a possible source of the name.
Dr. Evil: Evil medical school.
Zoidberg: Claims he lost it in a volcano, more likely a art history degree.
Dr. Horrible: Likely physics though he claims Horribleness (though it could be a catchphrase.)
Dr. Seuss: Intended to get a Doctorate of Philosophy, got an honorary doctorate of Humane Letters.
The Doctor: Per This - While pretending to be the Doctor in an effort to save herself from an army of Cybermen, one of the planet’s deadliest enemies, in Death in Heaven, Clara said: ‘I don’t even really have a doctorate. Well Glasgow University, but then I accidentally graduated in the wrong century.’
I feel like a fair amount of those on the trained side aren’t medical doctors (Phil, Ock, Robotnik, Lector, Honeydew) or at the very least, aren’t folks you’d want around for your heart attack.
Dr. Zoidberg also has honorary degrees in murderology and murderonomy
Dr. Pepper: Charles T. Pepper did have a medical doctorate. He is cited as a possible source of the name.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_T._Pepper#/media/Fi…
“Dr Pepper the King of beverages”
jeez, way to gild the lilly.
I would trust J.D. with my life way over Dr. Seuss.
Depends on which season. Are you extrapolating current JD? Or can we pick season 1 JD, where he has a lot of knowledge, but very little experience, and wasn’t a very good doctor yet?
He’s also much less racist!
Of course not! He’s Vanilla Bear to Turk’s Chocolate Bear!
^(We^ ^don’t^ ^discuss^ ^Caramel^ ^Bear.)^
Top right corner, there’s a Collage Humor watermark.
It explains why this is so inaccurate
There is no way Dr. Mario has any training. He just throws random pills at the problems hoping that they line up and do something other than cause an overdose.
Bruh… that’s literally what doctoring is now. Got the hurt? Pain pills. Got the sad? SSRIs. Got two, three, four sets of titties? Ozempic!
Dr Phil is also no longer legally a doctor.
Isn’t/wasn’t Dr. Strange a surgeon?
I feel like Zoidberg should be a lot lower.
Having The Doctor at the top is a little strange, because hanging with the doctor could very well mean your death, but it will be worth it.
I’d gladly trust drinking a Dr pepper over anything to do with Dr Phil or Dr oz
Dr. Robotnik is more trustworthy than Phil tbh.
Zoidberg should be lower.
The more anyone looks at this, the worse it gets.
Someone needs to fix this. But not me, I don’t have my doctorate in memeology yet.
NPH making the list TWICE!? Truly we live in the best timeline.
Excuse me! Dr Pepper should be an absolute top left corner candidate.
I’m just happy to see someone remembers the Spin Doctors.
Hannibal goes at the top-right if you’re not rude.
Trying to figure out where Dr Doom would fit. Supposedly he does have a doctorate but it came from Latveria so could be a bit… biased
I should trust Zoidberg more than Dr. Phil?
You’ve got Doc Ock but no Doc Doom?
You should probably switch Zoidberg with Dr. Pepper.
The Doctor is only on “TRUST WITH YOUR LIFE” as long as you aren’t messing with (or have ever attempted to mess with) humans or other people they care about… otherwise they’re on “RUN, RUN VERY FAR”.
When did the cat in the hat become his creator?
hellfire103@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Where’s Dr. House?
cm0002@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Right? This is an invalid graph without Dr. House.
I hope OP doesn’t have lupus
troyunrau@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
It’s never lupus
blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Jist figure House and McCoy occupy the same spot
HeavyRaptor@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Somewhere between top-right and top-middle depending on how revoked his license is at the given moment and how much vicodin he is on.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Does the amount of vicodin he’s using put him higher or lower on the graph?
superkret@feddit.org 2 days ago
Top right, about 20 feet outside the graph.
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 2 days ago
And Doc Cottle
InverseParallax@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I cannot believe he survived the whole series, seems like someone who should have died near the end of s3 just to add to the atmosphere of desperation.
darthsid@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Came here for this haha