You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice ‘spooking’.
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58008@lemmy.world 1 month ago
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 1 month ago
AAAAAAAA!!!
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s a foforkrk.
camr_on@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is what they mean when they say it’s “spooky season”
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 1 month ago
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 1 month ago
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.
IronKrill@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.
vithigar@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like “this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)” that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
invariably someone
paddirn@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.
borgertwo@ani.social 1 month ago
I disagree, i despise the spork. Combining two things that work best in their own task seperately is terrible. Try to get the last bit of pudding out a pudding cup or twirl noodles with it and you can see it’s not as effective, terrible even.
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’re god damn right
lustyargonian@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Chopsticks don’t have any slots, why can’t I have soup with those then?
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ah yes, the scientific process.
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Slots ruin everything…
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Your fork’s a slot
moistclump@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You calling me a forking slot?
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Changing a few letters doesnt change what this joke is (misogynisy),
Ah yes, those mean people, having sex, without you.
SuperApples@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for “Look around you”. It’s around on YouTube so go take a look!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 month ago
I used to fall asleep to that when it was airing on Adult Swim lol
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Stop slot shaming!
badbytes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.
OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Norway
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don’t know anything, do you?
borgertwo@ani.social 1 month ago
Ah yes, just peel the slots off
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
There’s literally soup on the fork where the slots aren’t, it’s just inefficient.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yet I still eat soup with a fork when I can. I eat the contents, then drink the broth from the bowl. I’m a tad in the wackadoo side maybe
Shou@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Good way to eat noodles imo.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not with that attitude you can’t
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
TIL
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Slotted spoons don’t hold much soup.
doingthestuff@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You don’t need a spoon. It’s in a bowl. You eat the solid bits with chopsticks then pick up the bowl and drink it! It’s not rocket science.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Casual players shouldn’t do fork builds.
unreachable@lemmy.world 1 month ago
PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Remember when the internet was chock-full of useful information? Nowdays you have to search far and wide to find anything that isn’t common knowledge to anyone with a room temperature IQ.
communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 1 month ago
No
CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
So now I’m gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
We doing cutlery now?
Alright. I’ve seen stranger stuff on Lemmy.
Proceed.
sunbytes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I won’t understand until I hear piratesoftware explain it.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
While drawing diagrams that don’t actually help you understand but keep your attention like a cat watching a laser-pointer?
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Where were you all the times I couldn’t eat soup?!
ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Unless you use a Vichyssoise fork. It’s all in the wrist.
iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
“Observe my trolley. These are my weapons…”
scytale@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Why is he touching it though.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Forks are diet spoons.
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 1 month ago
A very good metaphor for life
/s
masterofn001@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
dan@upvote.au 1 month ago
You need one with a serrated edge so you can cut your mouth when you use it as a spoon.
nforminvasion@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Missing a half asses serrated mess on one side
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Image
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Fuck I can hear her say it too
Spider2013@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The spork effect
apex32@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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