PenisDuckCuck9001

@PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man-in-the-Middle PCB Unlocks HP Ink Cartridges⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a really old one that doesn’t to part pairing so it’s worth holding on to. The ink expiration, refill and status is still locked and it still can flag specific ink cartridges as “no good” though. I might have to steal all the information in the post so I can build my one ones of these before hp sues everyone involved.

• Was the creation of the universe politically motivated or was it done for other reasons?
  Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨nostupidquestions@lemmy.world⁩ | ⁨13⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI bots now beat 100% of those traffic-image CAPTCHAs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I fucking hate these. I’ve seen old people that don’t know any better yet stuck on these for at least 30 minutes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨End nuclear fusion!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck! How am I going to refuel this fusion reactor I brought back from the future? You can’t have shit these days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never forget.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Somehow it would’ve not been offensive if the deal lasted all day. If it only counts during the window of time where people were dying in mass, that’s unnecessarily fucked up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Arch Linux and Valve Collaboration⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Seeing a large company doing anything involving Linux besides blocking its users from using their product is an incredibly rare occurance these days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨again? 😕⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pro-tip: if you upload your poop onto the internet, it becomes a part of a relatively small small category of training data. Virtually any AI bot trained on poop will have a high likelihood of having your poop in it. This way anyone that uses it is looking at your poop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No Poop Challenge Champion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s time to start training your butthole for No Poop November. I’m trying superglue and a solid titanium buttplug this year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you deal with it when you download library source code from github and need to change all the header includes to actually be correct?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That worked but now I get a bunch of undefined reference errors. I tried adding the path of the libfreetype.a file to the makefile a few different ways but it’s not changing anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you deal with it when you download library source code from github and need to change all the header includes to actually be correct?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Void. It’s like arch except that in exchange for stuff breaking less often, it’s just compatible with a lot less stuff. Frankly it’s not a worthwhile tradeoff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you deal with it when you download library source code from github and need to change all the header includes to actually be correct?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually that worked for this one. Thanks.

• How do you deal with it when you download library source code from github and need to change all the header includes to actually be correct?
  Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨nostupidquestions@lemmy.world⁩ | ⁨11⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If pulling out giant prints of easily fakeable screenshots is enough to hack neurotypical social logic into thinking you won whatever the argument was, maybe I should be looking into it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But where would she have hidden her 12x18 posters before pulling them out at the end?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The four horsemen of the dogpocalypse.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dew Dogs are the bomb. For some fucking reason my mom never buys me the baja blast ones. Whenever I invite a girl into my mom’s basement for an Arch Linux playdate (which doesn’t happen that often for some reason), it always gets ruined because the best I have are Dew Dogs original.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An AI-powered copyright tool is taking down AI-generated Mario pictures⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll stop using ai when Pearson stops using ai to generate broken homework assignments.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did people poop before smartphones were invented?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I watch pornhub for the storyline and character development dynamics trust me bro.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry for whoever this offends but the lug nut flavor is better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Climate change⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, I’m setting every thermostat I ever see to 62 then. This would be so rad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If simulation is possible, we could upgrade reality to 4D⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No. Do you have any idea how fucking difficult and complex angle math is when it becomes 3d? Not every rotation related problem can be explained and solved by modern mathematics as it is. Making it 4d would be even more ridiculous.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Important information⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember when the internet was chock-full of useful information? Nowdays you have to search far and wide to find anything that isn’t common knowledge to anyone with a room temperature IQ.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hoggies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I read somewhere that male hedgehogs have really long dicks. Long enough that they can jack themselves off with their arms. They make awful pets because they get cum everywhere and it starts smelling real bad real fast.

  No idea if this is true or not.

• How did people poop before smartphones were invented?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i am hella indifferent to humans of any gender taking shits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually tho female poop is different.

  Source: I’ve never seen a woman before

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The reason we don’t see exploding battery attacks more often is not because it’s technically hard, it’s because the erosion of public trust in everyday things isn’t worth it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m saving this. Not because I want to make bombs, but if it really is that easy to make lithium batteries then knowing about the process will be beneficial someday.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AskReddit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think getting teeth out of a dead body’s skull would be more difficult and shittier than sifting through the pig shit afterwards.

  Sixteen pigs? Farm animals are expensive and so are farms. I’m sure pigs are a good way to dispose of a body but if you’re that well off, surely there are even more foolproof methods available.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨u wouldn't⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a lot harder than it sounds. I tried to cent an entire pede one time by following a wikihow article. It didn’t work out at all. All that happened was I accidently built a shelf and then hit my dick stuck in the cieling fan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big ol booties⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you do if you see a weevil? I saw one the other day and before that I thought they were made up bugs from the internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 needs 64GB of RAM for ideal performance — oddly, the game install size is only 30GB⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Rememeber how “no one will ever need more than 8gb of ram”? Up until a few years ago you could no talk about ram without someone coming along and being like “ACKTCHUALLY no one needs more than 8gb of ram for anything even gaming”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rabioli⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s 1 major problem with this. What if a poor person without health insurance finds this? What if someone picks it up off the ground and gets cured of rabies without ruining their life in medical debt? Won’t someone think of the shareholders?

  /s