I mean it probably tastes like eating out an unwashed diabetic gamer girl, but I’ve probably also had worse. I’ll give it a shot and report back in a couple of days.
who's tried it? what does it taste like?
Submitted 5 months ago by cinabongo@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
That’s a very specific descriptive, tell me more.
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Minge tastes vaguely of copper. Guinness also tastes quite metallic.
Gamers drink a lot of energy drinks
Diabetics secrete sugars in fluids that wouldn’t normally contain sugar.
Unwashed because beer is fermented, just like my true loves lady bits.
neo@lemy.lol 5 months ago
Michael Scott No Meme!
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Bro is already triggered.
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I consider this to be a hate crime against my people.
pleb_maximus@feddit.de 5 months ago
I consider this a hate crime no matter the people.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
This is definitely a hate crime against gamers.
Thassodar@lemm.ee 5 months ago
It’s not a hate crime the first time.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This is what Brexit did to Ireland.
Hupf@feddit.de 5 months ago
Where my hydro homies at in these times of need?
Sixth0795@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Water for life
mynachmadarch@kbin.social 5 months ago
Ukrainian water, da. будмо
Five@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
The Billie Irish
crazyminner@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
How is monster denser than Guiness…
Neato@ttrpg.network 5 months ago
Guinness isn’t that heavy for a stout. Monster will have a ton of sugar as well.
rooster_butt@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Nitrogen gas
n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Pretty sure CO2 is more dense than nitorogen.
Nitrogen also doesn’t like to dissolve in water so as to why they add it make no sense to me
Source, I brew beer
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
Have you ever taken such a big shit that you had to remove your pants and underwear so you could open your legs wide enough to shit it all out faster? I imagine drinking one of these feels something like that.
khannie@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It tastes like blood because you’re going to get punched in your potty mouth for ordering it.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Liver failure.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Just guessing, but look like it tastes like GUINESS -> briefly ass -> MONSTER WRECKING MY BUZZ.
no_comment@lemmy.world 5 months ago
TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Cobra’s Venom
Shah_of_Iran@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
It’s cobra’s mist you trole twu
variants@possumpat.io 5 months ago
Heart attack juice
kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 months ago
stuff like this is done in Czechia, which is the country with by far the most consumption of beer per capita.
Diesel is Coke and Beer.
then there is Sprite and Beer.
I am pretty sure Fanta and Beer is a thing too.
plus there are various syrups that can be added to beer, Cherry, Strawberry and Elderberry are the most popular of those
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Diesel is equal parts cider and beer with a dash of blackcurrant. Turbo diesel also contains a shot of vodka.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 months ago
That just sounds like Snakebite and Black, a drink most places in the UK won’t serve.
Mostly because cleaning bright purple vomit out of your pub carpet is a fucking nightmare.
EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Beer and Sprite is called Radler in Germany, meaning cyclist because it’s often drunken during weekend cycling tours when you don’t want a full beer
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
7up and beer is a Snowwhite in the Netherlands, but nobody’s ordered one since the 80s
Bloodyhog@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It must taste like sadness
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
IFF (if and only if) I were drunk enough already, only had Guinness in the fridge (don’t like the stuff anyways), and also had monster on hand (yeah I drink it instead of burnt bean juice), I would try this.
If it ever happens I’ll try and remember to post my thoughts.
Neato@ttrpg.network 5 months ago
If your bean juice is burnt, you made it wrong. Turn off the hot plate as soon as it’s done brewing in traditional drip style. Primary cause of burnt coffee.
yggdar@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That’s a good tip, but I assume he meant he drinks juice of burnt beans, rather than burnt juice of beans. After all, coffee beans do need to be roasted (burnt) before you use them!
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I’ve tried many different kinds of coffee that people have sworn by.
If they weren’t 90% sugar, the burnt taste/smell overpowered everything else.
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 5 months ago
Is this legal?
swab148@startrek.website 5 months ago
I will make it legal.
WindyRebel@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I will make it legal!
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
What a terrible thing to do to a Guinness
Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Is Guinness supposed to be good? Or just everyday average you can count on to get a decent buzz on.
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
It’s known more for being smooth, not really a beer to just get trashed on, but you definitely can.
Abnorc@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I enjoy it. Good texture and slightly above average taste for the price in my opinion.
realitista@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I didn’t try it, but I can confidently answer your question anyway:
Ass.
tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Not exactly the same but I once created this monstrosity. Green vodka and Beast Monster with a Takis garnish, served with a side of Tums. It was absolutely noxious.
CptEnder@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That’s actually beautiful
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 5 months ago
No thanks, I’ve no interest in jumping on the bullet train to death.
EnderMB@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Ever tried shandy? It’s basically that, but Guinness.
The sweetness of the Monster is countered by the stoutness of…the stout, basically making a shandy.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
I notice the Monster says “super dry” at the top. I assume that’s in reference to it’s sugar content.
over_clox@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That Nitro Monster uses nitrogen gas instead of carbon dioxide for the fizzies, and it’s rather dense.
Why they call it ‘super dry’, I don’t quite know, but if you ever tried one, it sorta makes sense.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
In alcoholic drinks, it refers to a low sugar content. I figured even if this was not in America, it probably would still say “low sugar” or “sugar free” like it does here, but the other reply makes me think that isn’t that case, and this DOES refer to it having a low sugar content in other parts of the world.
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
The ones that are sugar free specify that in big letters, so yeha it’s probably the standard 9-12% sugar that most energy drinks are
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
It’s not even shit beer… Why destroy it?
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Like liquid pig testicles.
Pulptastic@midwest.social 5 months ago
Wait, is monster nitro still around?
Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Unfortunately, yes.
n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Death
umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
i tried a similar concotion and it isnt that bad
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 months ago
that looks foul.
cider & guinness on the other hand is LOVELY.
blahsay@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Aaaargh! My eyes!
MyPornViewingAccount@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’ll pass on the Billie Irish.