Rip Striker 2000-2024 😭

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• essell@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Striker was made of a standard iron osmium alloy, but with a 2% nickel impurity that made them truly special

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “You’re at MY funeral singing about some dead stiff named Danny Boy?!”

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    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Striker was a lot of things to a lot of people. But, looking back, the number one thing I can say about him is this, and simply this: Striker was my friend.

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m expressing my sorrow!

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  • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s what made me me

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  • Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dr. jekyll and Ms. Hyde moment.

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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Neato@ttrpg.network ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …I don’t remember this part of the game.

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    • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Its the text. They changed it. That’s where all the confusion is coming from.

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    • MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Look at the bottom right corner, it looks like it may have been AI generated.

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  • Tag365@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How do you find the giant cow?

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    • TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ez just summon it with a satanic ritual

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• ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s so sad Striker died of ligma

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  • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

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    • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • azalty@jlai.lu ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What is ligma?

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    • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ligma balls

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    • NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      *Ligma azalty balls

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• Technus@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  RIP Striker, best sloppy toppy for $20 you could ever get.

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  • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ohhhh. What will you do without them now 😭. You should sound sadder ~~to stroke my ego more ~~ I mean to honor the dead.

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    • Technus@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pay $40 for better head. It was a good value but it wasn’t the best quality out there. Kinda like store brand.

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• Shadowq8@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  RIP Striker.

  This site will never be the same without you.

  I don’t know how you are posting from the afterlife, a feat which science is yet to explain.

  But that is the power of love I suppose.

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a curious thing.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This isn’t mine, but I was reminded of it:

  Five requests with regard to my eventual death September 10, 2021

  1. If it happens that my death occurred in some public place, there is to be no ersatz memorial created on that location comprised of teddy bears, mylar balloons, or terrible poems written on posterboard in pink Magic Marker™. This is very, very important.

  2. If you choose to have any kind of service “memorializing” me, there will be no use of the phrase “looking down on us.”

  3. At no time is any outraged friend or family member to appear in public looking indignant and holding up a framed photograph of me.

  4. If you refer to anything I’ve ever done as “brave,” “courageous,” or “special,” I will personally come back from the grave and shit angry ghost turds in your coffee pot.

  5. If the resources exist and the weather is fine, I’d prefer to have my remains torn asunder by vicious dogs while “Tusk” is performed by an enthusiastic high school marching band.

  www.5ives.com/…/five-requests-with-regard-to-my-e…

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• Huschke@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dear Striker,

  May you find solace in knowing that your legacy will endure through the training of an AI bot on your data. Your influence will continue to shape the future, ensuring that your memory lives on in a unique and everlasting way.

  Best wishes to your family and friends during this time.

  Warm regards, random internet stranger.

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Striker was the baddest motherfucker around, as evidenced by Striker’s mother’s deep postcoital disappointment.

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• AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Striker? I hardly knew 'er! Oh hi Mark.

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• Ellvix@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Your memes brought me much happiness. Especially that one 2 days ago about the straw, which was able to disturb my entire friend group.

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  • Technus@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My AMA on their Skibidi Toilet post yielded some good karma (is that what it’s even called on Lemmy?).

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• Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Somehow that reminded me of this

  it’s a picture of a fake baby’s funeral - no shoe polish on the photo

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• yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh, Striker, hearing about your tragic (and hilarious) passing truly has us scrolling through the stages of grief! Your memes lit up our feeds like a smartphone screen in a dark room—always there when we needed a laugh or a perfectly timed GIF. You weren’t just a username to us; you were the unsung hero of our notification alerts. Each post you shared wasn’t just content; it was comfort. In your digital absence, we’ll strive to keep the LOLs alive in your memory. Rest in pixels, dear friend. Until the next meme revival!

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• MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You were born in 2000?

  I’m old now.

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• PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He achieved in death what he could not in life, a way for Blitz and the rest of the IMP crew to no longer be able to make constant sex jokes around and about him.

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• PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  b2e03cvtxpm41 RIP in spaghetti, never forgetti

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• Holzkohlen@feddit.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The guy who gave Wolverine the Adamantium?

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• UltraBlack@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  is this a joke?

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• partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Striker,

  I know you were always concerned about it and feared rejection so I honored your wishes to never speak of the events while you were alive, allowing you to live your way. However, with you passing I believe I can share with the world the beauty (and horror) that you brought upon the world free of judgement and felony charges.

  It was 5 years ago beginning with 23 drinking straws, a roll of duct tape, a fresh hair cut, 4 kilos of thermite, a very fetching scarf, and a copy of the Dialogues of Plato. You didn’t begin that evening planning to change local laws of Ann Arbor Michigan, but before the night was over, you certainly did…

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• zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Has anyone ever happily passed away?

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  • mp3@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The victims of snu snu?

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  • Technus@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Margaret Thatcher?

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    • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t think she was happy about it, no.

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  • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nelson Rockefeller.

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I am speechless

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• squid_slime@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I liked your use of pink, and your glorious name. Rip striker

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• archonet@lemy.lol ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Best knob-gobblin’ clog polisher I’ve ever gone to for a spit-shine.

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• unreachable@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You know that thing that STRIKINGdebate2 claimed to hate all his or her life? Well they secretly jerked off to that thing every Thursday.

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• dan1101@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Striker never bent my Wookie, and for that I am grateful.

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• rasensprenger@feddit.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Noo! There will never be another like him :(

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• Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Most underrated shotgun in MW2, RIP the legend

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• sidekickplayah@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  2000-born. You are beneath me.

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  X

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