JoShmoe

@JoShmoe@ani.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He has risen⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Senior Jesus” is how she would say that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The fastest bicycle in history is the stationary bike on the ISS.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is one of those gotcha moments, but it’s intentionally misleading. Any bicycle can “become” the fastest bicycle in history under these conditions. However there isn’t a single bicycle, motorized or not that can reach that speed on its own. Not without becoming something else altogether. I honestly feel like I wasted my one minute of typing this. Congratulations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do this all the time when both my hands are full and I'm a bit excited in my pants⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OMG Brad it was one time, and I was on adderoll!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or more⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me barely noticing this meme three days later . . yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Marijuana don't want you to know...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I disagree.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iceland knows what's up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How many penises does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did/do sites such as the pyramids in Egypt or the Roman colosseum end up in an abandoned state, only to be "rediscovered" later?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The pyramids of Giza were glorified tombs. The emperor’s didn’t want people inside and I assume wouldn’t want them nearby. The colosseums were maintained by the roman government. And from what I heard the colosseums were reused for various purposes, just not much historical significance. Didn’t Mussolini use the colosseums?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let me be *perfectly* clear...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re looking at it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let me be *perfectly* clear...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Allow us to be more transparent for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Americans can't coo-"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I seen this episode of Everyone Loves Raymond. Except it was clearly a mistake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forget jeans and beans, it's time for vintage memes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop trying to make vintage happen, Gretchen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can make my own decisions!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And how exactly would you know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It begins: Pentagon to give AI agents a role in decision making, ops planning.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I see a potential for instant feedback on logistics and detecting vulnerabilities that might go undetected. By comparison, an ai agent can have unlimited capacity for handling data. The ai isn’t grounded in reality enough to call the shots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Will it ever end?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe all cats should be subjected to a collar and tie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, it finally happened: I MET SOMEONE!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why we can’t have nice things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How I’m Building a Trump-Proof Tech Stack Without Big Tech⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  TKDR Skip the first 6 paragraphs if you want to avoid a potential echo chamber, otherwise read and feel whatever you feel.

  The article mainly focuses on FOSS. It is very detailed going into browsers, then cloud services, etc. This article doesn’t go into hardware.

  On a related note I highly recommend studying this HUGE all inclusive page on building your own. More power to you. wiki.futo.org/…/Introduction_to_a_Self_Managed_Li…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Somebody stabbed this repeatedly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Trying to build a business from scratch has alot of these cycles, and back to back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am from a different millenia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude you’re almost thirty!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am from a different millenia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget the secret messages you get from playing the whole album backwards at x4 speed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They better study this subject cause there is a test coming up.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How generous of you to provide so much science.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Live fast⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Practice your tea-bagging skills first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is the pipeline true, fellas?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  not see what

  Took me awhile to get it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is the pipeline true, fellas?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyday I wake up, I make a conscious decision. Do I smile and make a positive effort to my fellow neighbor, or do I nazi?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨simple joy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now watch me land this kickflip across the gap!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this blockchain?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  These are caltrops. Ancient roman invention used to sabotage and impede enemy forces. Yup these are absolutely caltrops.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨antposting⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So we’d build up everything using our own shit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Graphic Design Is My Passion⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I literally stopped scrolling just to look at this. Maybe not so bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨italy flag emoji⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do what better?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Albedo in a sweater (by Hachikuji)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Albedo falling out of a sweater

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China Wiretaps Americans in 'Worst Hack in Our Nation's History'⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How do I download?