JoShmoe

@JoShmoe@ani.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨well...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You obviously asked to ride a cock during sunset.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have finished comedy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m surprised how far the creator went to make this. Feels like a one time gag for the internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have finished comedy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What a refined piece of ai trash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch 2 Gameplay Leaked⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  8

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another one!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image youtu.be/T_wxsVWXXQM

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wet your hands with clean, running water, turn off the tap, spread cheeks, and apply soap.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wash your hands during.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's yours?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice try, I would never tell you my name is Mike Jones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨looks can be deceiving⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh Link, its time to pay your rent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should try again tomorrow⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried not using your voice to communicate?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should try again tomorrow⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried gulp raising your voice?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palworld confirms ‘disappointing’ game changes forced by Pokémon lawsuit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I finally decided to look into it. I didn’t find any statements matching my claim.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palworld confirms ‘disappointing’ game changes forced by Pokémon lawsuit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Palworld picked a fight with a bigger fish. The law doesn’t care about morals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palworld confirms ‘disappointing’ game changes forced by Pokémon lawsuit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Palworld dev dares Nintendo to sue. Nintendo sues. Palworld bends over. Seems like everyone got what they wanted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cost of US military offensive against Houthis nears $1 billion with limited impact⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess edition cnn reality wanted the houthis gone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solar panels cleaning solar panels⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wipe my ass with solar panels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it time to stop?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But its the magical moments like these that keep me scrolling. That and my potty break what else am I going to do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ham toilet⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My peace is gone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adult Life⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t need to put yourself on the spectrum. Not everyone can have casual sex in uncomfortable situations. Myself included.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They have to be stopped⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Its the one attack we can’t stop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love me a Legume Garlic BLT⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think it’s clear enough that you know your trans portation. Should fetish harder next time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He has risen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Senior Jesus” is how she would say that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The fastest bicycle in history is the stationary bike on the ISS.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is one of those gotcha moments, but it’s intentionally misleading. Any bicycle can “become” the fastest bicycle in history under these conditions. However there isn’t a single bicycle, motorized or not that can reach that speed on its own. Not without becoming something else altogether. I honestly feel like I wasted my one minute of typing this. Congratulations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do this all the time when both my hands are full and I'm a bit excited in my pants⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  OMG Brad it was one time, and I was on adderoll!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or more⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Me barely noticing this meme three days later . . yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Marijuana don't want you to know...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I disagree.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iceland knows what's up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How many penises does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did/do sites such as the pyramids in Egypt or the Roman colosseum end up in an abandoned state, only to be "rediscovered" later?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The pyramids of Giza were glorified tombs. The emperor’s didn’t want people inside and I assume wouldn’t want them nearby. The colosseums were maintained by the roman government. And from what I heard the colosseums were reused for various purposes, just not much historical significance. Didn’t Mussolini use the colosseums?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let me be *perfectly* clear...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re looking at it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let me be *perfectly* clear...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Allow us to be more transparent for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Americans can't coo-"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I seen this episode of Everyone Loves Raymond. Except it was clearly a mistake.