NucleusAdumbens

@NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I backed my car into a cop car the other day...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Boom, roasted

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The fine art of negotiation⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s also 8 hrs/day she doesn’t have random sweaty fat guys dumping loads in her. Anyone who doesn’t take that deal is either Ayn Rand level deranged or has beaten life and found their true passion

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was reminded of this after my phone autocorrected "honestly" into Throckmorton.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Had never heard of these meme, assumed it was a different humorous Throckmorton reference

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No mother, it's just the northern lights⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a Simpsons reference

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why tho⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I take it you’ve never heard of D-pants then?
  youtu.be/5eSVa6sqz0g

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The power of AI⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bears again, so hot right now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rip Striker 2000-2024 😭⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  *Ligma azalty balls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ByteDance won't sell TikTok, would rather pull it from the US⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d think the fact they’ve saturated the US market is exactly why it’d be too valuable to give up. They’d lose a ton of revenue, tanking their valuation. They may be better off selling. From there they could prob just clone it and promote a competing service in those unclaimed markets using a portion of the extra sale price they get for maintaining (and selling a product with) US market dominance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anthropology⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So I was going to make a joke about the peace and v signs by using the “peace be with you; and also with you” thing but have it say “Peace be with you. And also ‘fuck you’”. But then I was thinking, what if I said “up yours” instead because it’s a more direct reference and less offensive. But then I realized it doesn’t match anywhere near as well in syllables/sound.

  So, long story short, my question is which one would be funnier/more appealing? Seriously, I genuinely want to hear opinions

  Peace be with you. And also “thank you”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Showing appreciation for hard work.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes of course, how could one possibly assume unkindness of someone just because they’re a Nazi. It’s just short for two common words, surely we can’t assume genocidal intent or otherwise fairly criticize anyone for something so trivial

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone help me make a 'transition metals' joke here...⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Transition metals don’t exist, everyone knows there are only 2 elements

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My mental state⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmm that’s the best part

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google Chrome Warning Issued For All Windows Users⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s fair to assume their profits are less than 1 quadrillion euros

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think this is a misunderstanding. The poster you’re replying to is talking about solder, not soldier (which you wrote, assuming that’s the word you meant). Solder, as in a soldering iron, is pronounced Saw-dur in the US. Ya dingus 😉

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They want your brain soft⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes it’s nice to spruce up your pine for xmas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cinderella got radicalised⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the 🤙 kind of radicalization, as in to become totally rad. Not the culty scary kind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trick or Treat!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  To be a true “trick or treat,” it should be a 50-50 mix of habaneros and mini orange bell peppers. Which is the trick vs treat depends on if you’re a spicy liker or not