Cat 6 of 9 tails
8 characters? How about we make it 16?
Submitted 1 day ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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human@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 1 day ago
Isn’t that a Star Trek character
Gork@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
They now have Cat 8 cables, if you want to whip them even faster
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 day ago
But does it really whip the llama’s ass?
human@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
What a time to be alive.
architect@thelemmy.club 16 hours ago
Hot.
over_clox@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
8Letter™
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Your safe word requires two factor authentication. I hope you kept your phone handy.
That or put a yubikey on your nipple ring.
bampop@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
You have used the safe word correctly. Now please identify all the squares with traffic lights in them so we can email you a six digit code in order to proceed
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Fun fact: I work in municipal government and they started making us use 2-factor that sent messages to our cell phones. That came back to bite us when we got an Open Records request that included a request for text messages between staff containing specific keywords. Employees who didn’t have a city-issued phone and hadn’t been using their personal phones for work got pretty upset when I had to take their phones and search their text histories.
And that’s how every remaining employee down to the guys running the lawnmowers in the parks department got a monthly phone stipend.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
You mean “had been using their personal phones”? Or you had to take their personal phones regardless? In which case the phone stipend wouldn’t have mattered? Makes me think some people might just pocket the stipend and then be upset when the same thing happens again, so maybe you should just issue phones lol.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
fubarx@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Cat-9 tails.
Geldaran@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
clicked through for this comment. Thank you.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 day ago
2 characters but they need to talk to each other and not about a man
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 22 hours ago
Real men are far too hard to find, anyway. They’re mostly insecure AF children overcompensating for… things. It’s always the little things that fuck everything up.
pie_enjoyer@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I don’t get it. Is it about how long passwords are better?
ickplant@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Do you know what a “safe word” is? I’m asking seriously because if you don’t, I’ll start my explanation there, but I don’t want to assume you don’t.
It’s a joke about kink and the safe word being impossible to remember or use plus a play on tech security with the cat o’ nine tails being made out of wires.
pie_enjoyer@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Thanks for explanation. My stupid ass assumed it was a tech joke
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 15 hours ago
Can I use a password manager?
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Violet, is that you?
ickplant@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
No, I’m her older sister.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Why are so many people so fucking obsessed with her? My god, go jerk off or something.
smeenz@lemmy.nz 6 hours ago
I’m here with no idea at all who Violet is. Does that help move the average back ?
Pat@feddit.nu 1 day ago
The problem with doing the safeword like that is that it counterintuitively REDUCES entropy (you just use ! for the special character, first character’s uppercase, number at the end), and is so hard to remember it just goes on a Post-It. Get a couple dice and the EFF Large Wordlist. New Requirement: Safeword Must Have >80b Entropy.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
I studied chemistry, to as far as I know entropy is measured in Joules per Kelvin… What is 80b entropy?
Pat@feddit.nu 11 hours ago
It’s basically randomness. 80 bits entropy. Something something powers of 2. Just check some chart someone made.
GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Here i a save password feel free to use it. @F0#wvcQaVocoK^62
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 1 day ago
All I see is ***, this must be some fedi security measure.
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Am I the only one having anxiety about the kinked bend?
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
kinky
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
What, getting anxious about the handle bend, but not the handle wrapping?
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Ok, so the safe word is 16, got it!
forestbeasts@pawb.social 7 hours ago
16 🙼🙼 16 🙼🙼 16
ickplant@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Fine…
S!xTe3N!
TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
My underdeveloped brain racted badly to to to word “alphanumeric chatacter(s)”
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
The word “alphanumeric” isn’t in the post… That must be a very serious reaction
TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
They never accepted the passwords because of that. One or more alphanumeric characters, I was sitting there thinking – what do you want from me, evil computer?
zephiriz@lemmy.ml 13 hours ago
I know PoE and other minor things that make use of the unused pairs but I never really understood why only 2 of the 4 pairs of wires is used as standard practice.
Eheran@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
1000BASE-T uses all 4? 2 were enough for 100 Mb/s.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 1 day ago
So they can be any characters? Can they all be from the same show?
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Zing!
Una@europe.pub 19 hours ago
Ncvsvjsxhvxs727£2
okmko@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
🤣🤣🤣
kamillz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
I’ve had one of those used on me once. Its really good fun
andros_rex@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Is it more stingy or thuddy? The cables seem heavy enough for a lot of thud, are the sharp corners of the end connectors stingy?
kamillz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
The cables don’t really create that much sensation compared to the connectors. And the connectors really sting, but the sting comes a bit delayed and then ramps up
Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 day ago
How different is it from the good ol hand? I’ve never been in relationships where we’d explore anything further
kamillz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 hours ago
The sharp conars of the rj45 jacks will pierce the skin and make you bleed. It’s a very sharp pain :3
bottleofchips@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
I know I shouldn’t kink shame but the fold capturing that D ring is objectively disgusting
MerryJaneDoe@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oh…you said “fold”. Core memory triggered.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTkPiA9xdiE
Yeah… Grab my terryfold flaps Grab my flappy folds Grab my terryfolds Grab my foldy flaps Hey, touch my foldy flaps Grab my terryfolds Grab my foldy holds Grab my terry flaps In my terryfolds Grab my terry flaps You gotta touch 'em… my terryfolds Grab my terryfolds Touch my holdy flaps Take a big flap Take my foldy flaps (Aaah) My terryfolds (Aaah) My foldy holds (Oooh) And my terry flaps Gotta grab my terry flaps Grab my terry flaps Squeeze my holdy folds Hold my coldy folds Grab my foldy tolds Grab my terry flap holds Grab my terryfolds Hold my foldy folds Hold my terryfolds Hey, did you ever wanna hold a terryfold? I got one right here (here) Grab my terry flap Squeeze it, grab it, squeeze and tug on my terry flap Hey, I wanna take you to the terryfold dance Wanna come with me? You can grab my holdy folds Squeeze them tight, you son of a bitch! Suck my holdy flappy folds Lick my flappy foldy holds My terry flaps in your mouth Suck my flaps you piece of shit! Fuck you (fuck you) You stupid dumb motherfucking bitch (Aaah Aaah) Hey, grab my terry flaps Gonna eat those toldy folds I gotta couple of terryfold flaps I got a flappy foldy flap I’m gonna go take you to food Gonna eat, then we’re going to the terryfold dance (dance) You and me We’re gonna go to the terryfold place It’s gonna be a night out Gonna have a real fancy time Hoo!
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Paraphrases are better
thenextguy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“To be or whatever."
Godnroc@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Nien!
laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Better use a rotating OTP token MFA, too
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 day ago
is it based on int32 or int64 epoch time codes?
better be int64 or you’re in for a lashin.
smiletolerantly@awful.systems 2 hours ago
That’s why safewords should be passphrases! /s
Hold on, actually no, not /s