adding AI to everything will continue until morale improves
Can Microsoft play its own games for me so I don’t have to play them?
Submitted 3 weeks ago by simple@piefed.social to games@lemmy.world
adding AI to everything will continue until morale improves
Can Microsoft play its own games for me so I don’t have to play them?
That’s the idea, but you need to pay for the game first so that MS can enjoy it.
project Helix is a rack mounted xbox. I get it now.
Monetised altruism <3
Quick poll: did anyone ask for this? Any single person at all?
There’s one person. He is bald and has a very chokeable trachea.
I had no idea Mr Clean has a choking fetish…
AI Georg, who asks for this 10,000 times per day, is an outlier and should not have been counted
Data miners. Mining minors.
I mean, MS does support Trump
This would make more sense if they didn’t idioticly rebrand from cortana, the AI from halo, to copilot
Which was already the name of a feature on the xbox to have 2 controllers pretending to be one. Is it the same thing as the thing on Windows that keeps trying to force its way down my throat or something different that has the same name so when people complain online about it there will be deliberate confusion about the exact nature of the complaint until frustration causes users to lash out at eachother instead of finding and fixing the problem?
Exactly what your few remaining fans want.
What does that even mean?
My copilot could totally has a sexier voice than yours…
A trillion dollars to reinvent cheat codes.
What a world.
If you need that much handholding, why not just watch a playthrough on YouTube and save yourself the money?
i no cap do this for puzzles that i don’t give a shit about and do not enjoy solving
Fair, I don’t want to solve puzzles, I wanna kill zombies.
I feel the same way. Yeah it’s nice to figure out a puzzle, but at some point i would rather stop playing than keep trying.
Talos Principle be like
Because the concentration span of every new generation keeps decreasing. If they don’t figure out things immediately, they get frustrated and do sth else like scroll TikTok to get the instant dopamine boost.
Fuck sakes, I bet I can’t turn automatic updates off / can’t play installed games without internet access…
I don’t need this shit
Growing old is watching all of your heroes die
Why was Microsoft ever your hero?
When you were a kid in the early 2000’s, you didnt know about things like bill gates being a pedophile and “microslop”, you just knew that on friday night you were going to go over to your friends house and play halo and gears on their xbox. Those were simpler times
I was a kid late 90s / early 2000s. Microsoft was the silly pinball game on my grandmas computer, drawing dicks on paint with my friends, learning to type in school, and Master Chief.
I just don’t see how this could provide any value. Assuming a new games comes out, there is literally no information to train on but the game itself. You kind of need existing guides for that and if developers have to write them themselves, you might as well add those with a good full text search.
On top of that, the age of guides seems kind of gone. Most games are quite on tue nose about everything and tend to present more tutorials than you will ever need.
Can I tell it to get rid of the ads on my Xbox home screen?
No. But you can use it to get misinformation.
They likely want to start collecting data. So the need to get something rushed out so that they can build up the pile of data they will need to build out and refine this feature in time for the launch of their next console.
Copilot seems like an online feature. As such, I hope it requires a GamePass subscription like all multiplayer games do.
Good news you can have it for free! Oh and don’t worry, it’ll automatically be included with the next update!
*all non-F2P multiplayer games
Current-generations consoles? You know you can’t put copilot on switch 2, Microsoft?
They will train it on user input and have it tell players to “kill this” or “kill that”, what could go wrong…
We’ll see if Nintendo continues to do the smart thing, while their opponents shoot themselves in the foot, which is nothing
Nintendo is terrible as well, they dont even let people stream their games last I heard.
This would be so cool with a shotgun barrel in my mouth and the trigger pulled!!!
Phil Spencer probably didn’t approved of this and got shitcanned.
Okay so all 4 Series X consoles sold, including mine. I won’t use it, so that leaves 3 possibilities left.
I sold mine last week, so those numbers are off a little.
Here’s the neat thing: You will have to. :)
That’s what Microslop thinks.
I never thought I would say this about Cortana, but… gross. Nobody wants this, Microslop!
For what…
Fuck. Off.
That’s all I have to say about AI
I have a… xbox one x, I think? Is that a current gen console? I’ll have to make sure its offline if they try to insert that shit in my box.
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CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
why
literally give me one reason why this should exist
danglybits27@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
To quickly add 200 million unwilling new Copilot users for the next shareholder report since nobody’s buying the Microslop? Not that it’s a good reason, but that’s my guess.
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Come on, Satya’s bonus depends on it!
tal@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I haven’t used consoles for a few generations, but historically, switching between a game and a Web browser on a console wasn’t all that great, and text entry wasn’t all that great. I dunno if things have improved, but it was definitely a pain in the neck to refer to a website in-game historically.
On Linux, Wayland, I swap between fullscreen desktops when playing games, and often have a Web browser with information relevant to the game on another desktop. If it helps enable some approximation of a workflow like that for console players, that doesn’t sound unreasonable.
There are other objections I’d have, like not really wanting someone logging what my voice sounds like or giving Microsoft even more data on me to profile with via my searches. But it sounds to me like the basic functionality has a point.
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I think that there is a niche for platform-provided guides like on Steam. They’d probably not be user-created on consoles tho because of a potential liability for what 69_gamer_420 wrote, but either game studios themselves or existing 3rd parties could’ve created a web app to serve their guides in the overlay or integrate these into the game itself (prerecorded ghost-players?). If it could have been put as a standard accessibility feature by Microsoft, I could see it happening. And I find it more probable than a genuinely helpful chatbot because of too many dependencies on context in each and every game. I’ve already got unasked advices on a few games that boiled down to using mechanics not present in exact games I was googling about.
riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
“Aw dang, I completely forgot how to make one of the most basic recipes in minecraft.”
For the uninitiated: you take a stick. You take some whatever you think, and you make a sword shape. At the point in the game where you don’t know what a sword can be made of you probably have dirt, wood, and stone. Through arduous trial and error I’m sure you can figure it something out.
Eggyhead@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I just keep an iPad set up next to me when playing a game. I can look up guides, and use it to do online chat as well.
Tetragrade@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
If we dont sell this crap the entire world economy will implode. Now eat your Microslop.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
They’re been trying so hard, and they’ve got nothing.
They went all in on mystifying predictive text, enjoy your slop.
ms_lane@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ll preface by saying I don’t think it’s a good idea, but-
Fallout TV Show (and friends) have brought a lot of new people to gaming that might have eschewed it before, a lot of those people have on idea what they’re doing in videogames.
An ‘AI assistant’ could help in a face-saving way (consider a 60 year old father who’s never played, and possibly chastised games in the past, is now getting into Fallout NV due to the TV show - asking their kids that they ridiculed about games would be embarrassing, but asking an AI may not be)
Basically, letting old people who hated videogames, play videogames.
Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why must people pay video games? If people don’t like it, just don’t play it. Watch a YouTube playthrough if you must.
Automating the experience of art is such a dystopian nightmare.
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
In what way would the AI help
Like, what specific thing would it do?