I’m a FREE THINKING REPUBLICAN WOLF and I’m going to Shit MY Pants in Public in Solidarity to our BEST EVER MANLY President Poopy Pants Donald Trump!
Trump audibly loses control of his bowels during a press conference - via Forbes Breaking News
Submitted 1 month ago by SeinTe@piefed.europe.pub to [deleted]
https://my-sunshine.video/w/fSM2wSUedvbd9fFrjXGyVD
Comments
BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Hey, at least my kind shit in the woods and not in their pants (or on immigrants… or trans people… or whoever the latest outgroup is).
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I heard a barely audible fart… Is that it? What time is it at?
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 1 month ago
33 seconds, and yeah, all I heard was a squeak. It was everyone else’s reaction that really cements it. Particularly him clearing the room so fast. There’s a breakdown in the video’s comments with time stamps.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Theres a fart sound around 33s and then a mush plop sound around 44s when he’s shaking hands with Mehmet Oz.
AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
mushy plop sound
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Idk man, if you watch the whole (and I know this might be testing the limits of human attention) 2 minutes. The way they start rushing the press out, it’s pretty obvious something was a foul.
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I did watch it all, waiting for the huge plop-shart-fart combo. Reactions… Yeah, sure. Woman in the green didn’t hold back.
Like… Is this fart paradoilia? Y’all seem convinced this is something huge and I’m seeing not seeing much.
deacon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Alright, to all the MAGA who donned a bandage on your ear in solidarity with your King, we’re watching closely to see what you’ll do next.
stickly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wearing Adult Diapers To Own The Libs
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This is truly, truly the stupidest timeline.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wait until they become all pro-pedophilia!
SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 1 month ago
this has made my day (shittier, but still, made nonetheless)
ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ah ah ah, he farted… very funny. Can we have him impeached now, before more innocent peoples die?
hector@lemmy.today 1 month ago
No. Not my decision don’t shoot the messenger. If you want someone to shoot, there are plenty of good options.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 1 month ago
MAGA’s Alpha Male ladies and gentlemen
PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can someone describe the audio for the audibly impaired?
Soulphite@reddthat.com 1 month ago
pfftt pshhg
db2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Old and feeble
gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Honestly I only heard one of the sounds ppl are saying there. It was def a fart but honestly underwhelming compared to what I was hoping for. Still def a fart or worse. Idk how micophones work and all that but if it was trump and he sitting down behind a desk the fart or shart had a good amount of gusto
toynbee@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Here’s my unhelpful contribution: I believe microphones work using piezoelectricity and I also think that’s really cool (that it exists and that humanity found a use for it).
Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Sounds like someone moving around on a chair
Doubt its what this video claims
Grimy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shit myself, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK?”
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 month ago
puppinstuff@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
It’s a peertube instance. As you watch you are also potentially uploading a portion of your downloaded video to another viewer in lieu of the hosting server.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well THAT sure sounds like some sort of legal liability for something or other.
Typhoon@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Have you ever smelled a McDonald’s hamberder after it’s passed through a 79 year old pedophile?
The lady in green has.
CircaV@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
While I don’t doubt for a minute that he shits his pants regularly. Fart sounds would be pretty easy to fake….
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The reaction of everyone else in the room is what tells me this actually happened.
hector@lemmy.today 1 month ago
You could see the outline of a diaper on his golfing outfit from last term though. He’s definitely shitting his pants, even if we aren’t sure he was here, I believe though. Guy is the biggest piece of shit in the country measured by character.
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I hope all the MAGots are going to wear brown stained pants now to go with their stupid ear bandaids.
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Didnt the recent epstein dump reveal he shits himself because he got stabbed in the ass by one of his epstein victims or something?
hector@lemmy.today 1 month ago
He got stabbed in the ass? With what? Was the girl ok after?
ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not the Epstein files, but Sascha Riley. Stabbed in the ass with a tent stake.
For those who don’t know who he is, this is the original reporting: …substack.com/…/dont-worry-boys-are-hard-to-find
A partial overview of the same reasons I personally tend to believe him: …substack.com/…/a-new-survivor-speaks-epstein-fil…
brognak@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
That was the Sasha Riley thing which is full of bonkers unsubstantiated claims.
m3t00@piefed.world 1 month ago
diaper team 6
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Obama wears a brown suit and Republicans loses their minds.
then, this literal shit
Typhoon@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Trump’s suit is brown now too.
DrSleepless@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ha ha!
db2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What even is this timeline
texture@lemmy.world 1 month ago
i heard nothing :(
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 month ago
I heard a small fart.
texture@lemmy.world 1 month ago
is this the moment i decide to upgrade my sound system just to hear the farts of my enemies? hmmm
MrSulu@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
A real shit-show! Also, in case anyone doesn’t know, in the UK, Trump means fart.
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can confirm.
hector@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Well I warned you all he would be a shitty president.
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 1 month ago
evol@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Just let a man fart
BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
President Poopy Pants
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The chair doesn’t deserve this kind of punishment.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Truly a shit post. I did not have to know this.
deacon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Really? I am thrilled to know it.