wolfeh

@wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump audibly loses control of his bowels during a press conference - via Forbes Breaking News⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, at least my kind shit in the woods and not in their pants (or on immigrants… or trans people… or whoever the latest outgroup is).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are people who hesitate now when asking for "no ice" in their drinks.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I certainly would. 😁

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need to vent about plastic milk jugs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Comin’ again to save the motherfucking day, yeah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like half the neighbourhood is on fire and everyone is carrying on like everything is normal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Made in Britain”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy marriage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Rule 34

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Internet is for..⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Sorry Kate…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there any games you don't play as it was intended to be played? If so, what game and how?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Picking up taxi passengers in GTA V is fun. Especially when I drive them off a cliff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Be aware: Newsweek has a history of posting stories that placate and reassure the non-MAGA crowd. I don’t 100% trust their intentions as an organization. Kamala Harris was definitely going to win according to Newsweek, the week before the election.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Violife cheese for the win. Stay away from Tofutti/Daiya. Those are trash tier.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨two wolves⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Awoo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be honest whose actually working today and who is goofing off⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  *Who’s (as in, “who is”)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who remembers alt.fan.tonya.harding.whack.whack.whack ?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who remembers alt.fan.tonya.harding.whack.whack.whack ?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Let me explain the situation for those who don’t know:

  Once, there was this girl who

  Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion

  And when she finally made it,

  She saw

  Some other girl who was better

  And so she hired some guy to club her in the knee cap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The city is so lively⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What? I can’t hear you over the stroad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better watch what you say⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeep Introduces Pop-Up Ads That Appear Every Time You Stop⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There will soon come a time when I am only able to shop for a new car at a junkyard.