Submitted 3 weeks ago by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to [deleted]
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Hi, admin of thelemmy.club here -
I’ve spoken with the other Lemmy admins in our group chat and we have decided to take this down. We made it very clear that this requirement should not be discussed. As a one time warning we will not ban you, but we will expect three photos this week.
Thank you,
There are a lot of communists on Lemmy, so it figures they’d want to sees the means of reproduction.
Wait until they decide to seize it
In China they did.
They sterilized women who have more than 1 child so they literally did seize your ability to reproduce.
Sorry if this took a serious turn, but every time I think of my mom, that one child policy stuff comes to mind.
When you’re a mod they let you do it
Omfg I’m tired of this.
Read your fucking instance rules.
Penis inspection is mandatory.
They immediately sent my first one back and said: “Please stop. We’re gonna make an exception for you.”
Kinda knocked my confidence a little bit, to be honest.
Think of the woman and the children!!
no thank you. I’m busy thinking about stuff being coarse and gritty and getting everywhere
Yeah, on reflection, I suppose… and the men; and everyone else inbetween.
I’m lying naked in bed with my admin and all other instance users right now.
I took a look at your instance
It’s just you isn’t it.
We’re having quite a fabulous time overe here!
You must be crazy small. I don’t even notice you in here with me.
That’s what she said.
That’s an interesting kink: admin/user.
The Fedi-Vers
We are ad free and the server costs need to be covered somehow.
Idk why I clicked that…
Only weekly!?
Still trying to figure out the admins, figured if you send to enough the mods would respond
/S because app I feel the need too
No, shhh…let them find out.
The admins vary by server.
You guys are sending nudes? I just send feet pics.
Oh look a Snot Flickerman over here with pretty enough feet to not send bumhole pics! Do you think your gorgeous feet make you better than the rest of us huh?!?
I have fat edema swollen feet from my cancer meds. I guess someone got a fetish for sausage toes.
They’re not my nudes
You say “have to”. I say “get to”.
Nah it’s a perk for me, punishment for the mod
I think you misunderstood. The email said noods. You’re supposed to send them noodles!
I thought it was a weird requirement to “send nudes of your cat daily” for a social media membership. But whatever. The cat likes it.
Well, its the price to pay being federated :shrug🤷♀️
Ah yes, cron, why didn’t I think of that?
Wait, that’s not fair!
When I send nudes, they just threaten to ban me.
Don’t be such a prude! It’s for science!
Oh wow. That’s just really awful.
See? We’re upholding traditional values!
I’ve been sending pics of bats and opossums, so far so good!
They really love their programming sock pics.
I mean, is a bit of a pain to create a new account each time I get blocked. But the nudes have to go where have to go.
That’s odd. I just had to send one and they told me they won’t be needing more.
Hey at least SOMEONE wants to see it
… There’s a Destiny DDG instance?
Haha sometimes
No.
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
No, they told me I could stop.
Come to think of it, the word they used was “should”. They were really quite emphatic about it.