it's so fluffy
Submitted 2 days ago by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to [deleted]
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diemartin@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 2 days ago
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
🌽💦
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
oh God when I was like 7 and on my grandma’s computer I was looking at hamster photos for a D.A.R.E. anti drug box thing and I scrolled so far that Google images weren’t that good anymore and I saw like 10 of these memes by that point, anyways long story short I fell for it lmao
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 days ago
When I was of a similar age I received an email purporting to be from a woman who said that she was wearing no clothes, visible on her website. I clicked the link - not sure why; that kind of thing didn’t much interest me at that age - and was presented with an adult woman wearing naught but high heels.
I responded to her email scolding her for her false claims. Shoes were still clothes. I never got a response for some reason.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
This is the most autistic thing you could’ve done. On a related note on autism, which Fallout game is your favorite
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 2 days ago
One of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us.
kungen@feddit.nu 2 days ago
Did you also go to imagefap and shit brix?
pseudo@jlai.lu 2 days ago
You won’t fool me. That’s outside of the fediverse. I’ll take c/hamster or nothing.
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 2 days ago
But there a no xhamster, Just imagine th possibility of rogue hamster or mystic hamster…
olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
I had seen this back on Reddit several years ago, and I didn’t know and fell for it.
cRazi_man@europe.pub 2 days ago
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Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 days ago
If you’re outraged at any of the prior links, direct complaints to whitehouse.com
Also, if you need a new pen, Pen Island will have all your pen needs beat: penisland.com
You might need a time machine for these, though.
stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
There once was a site for writers with a poorly thought out website name: thepenismightier.com
And who can forget Experts Exchange first url: expertsexchange.com
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
Also, hitting Alt+F4 will get rid of the lag if you play Halo on desktop
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diemartin@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
No thx
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
I searched for many exhausting hours there, and still no cute hamster found. It slowly dawns on me I may have been fooled. Gonna investigate one last time 🤔
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 2 days ago
Have fun!
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 days ago
X is a Roman number meaning 10, so it’s 10 hamsters! What a bargain!
mienshao@lemmy.world 2 days ago
And for cute extra happy hamsters, xhamster gay! :)
otter@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
For people that actually want something like that, check out !taneggs@lemmy.ca
BanMe@lemmy.world 2 days ago
WTF that’s not porn at all
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Correct, that is not porn. It’s unironically not porn. Anyone with a reasonable hold on reality could understand that it’s not porn, and that’s what makes your joke funny. Kudos. Excellent humor. Jolly good.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Make sure to share this site with your parents so you can enjoy cute animal pics during the family reunion!
TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 days ago
I wonder how much traffic Xvideos gets from twitter
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 2 days ago
Finnobut I bet it’s less than pornhub
TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 days ago
You think more people accidentally go to Pornhub from X, as opposed to Xvideos?
Seems like it’d be a prime example of branding problems.
Xella@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It wants me to upload my ID… I don’t think I should look.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 days ago
It’s for beavers
PiePlatter@piefed.ca 2 days ago
God Lord there’s penice!
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
There can be only one: Hampster Dance
luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 days ago
hamsterdance.io is shilling a meme cryptocurrency though
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 2 days ago
Impressive
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Hamsters? No. Gerbils? Possibly.
My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Already knowing where it’d take me, I did it anyway just to make sure…
DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
what about “xohamster”?
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
I heard there was a site only for fans of hamsters.
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