This is the same logic as taking the battery out of the smoke alarm to stop the noise
The Wall People
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rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
I mean, yeah. We all do that.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 23 hours ago
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Does everyone else not have a battery organizer case with a battery tester and a reserve of each type of battery proportional to the number in use among household devices, arranged by capacity?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Lit fam 🔥
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I have heard the smoke alarm many, many times.
I have never been in a burning bidding
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 21 hours ago
One of mine flunked out and false positived every few minutes after midnight. After the third time I accepted the risk and took the battery out for the night. The next day it went back to normal.
tomiant@piefed.social 5 hours ago
You have to show them you mean business.
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
The Man in the Wall is always watching.
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
He’s been pretty quiet lately, though. I wonder what he’s up to? It isn’t like I gave his finger back or anything.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 hours ago
I think my Man in the Wall got tired of watching more masturbate all the time. I did offer them to join me,
Guillermosaenz@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Plot twist: the Wall People actually love you — they just hate bedtime negotiations. Kids are tiny chaos goblins with great one-liners 😅
Where_art_thou@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
She’s valid, fuck those wall people
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
As a parent to five kids (too many, don’t be me) I’d welcome the Wall People over some.of the things I’ve had to deal with. Weird I can deal with, gross on a long term consistent basis drives me nuts.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
I knew a large family with 10 kids growing up. The last 4 called themselves the “too manies”.
AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social 20 hours ago
I had a classmate who was the youngest of 10. Always smelled bad, but otherwise an okay kid. I think the family was poor. Not surprising, having had to feed 12 people. I wonder how many of them have had kids of their own by now and if any chose to have many or none at all.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
When 10 cents for a condom is too much, but 18 years is just fine
PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I don’t get it, you would ask them to help out or what? 😁
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Free babysitting FTW
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
The Wall People?
The Wall Street People?
Fucking kids really are incorporated these days, they have shareholders and boards…
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ask not what the wall people can do for you. Ask what you can do for the wall people.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
The Wall People: [whispering loudly in chorus]: “We crave incarnation. Give us your fleshshsh that we may return to the world of humansssss.”
Me: “Well, that’s not going to happen. You wanna watch some trash TV? I’ve seen you watching over my shoulder.”
The Wall People: “Fleshshsh…fleshshsh, fleshshsh…”
Me: “Alright, alright! I could invite Randy over. He’s been lonely for a while and might enjoy the company of having some psychospiritual roommates in his head.”
The Wall People: "Raaaaandyyyy? The one who “saves it for later” when he gets nachos stuck in his beard and says “females have unreasonably high standards for men. That Raaaandyyy?”
Me: “Yeah, maybe you can help him see things differently and, y’know, makes some changes.”
The Wall People: “sssssssss…”
Me: "Yes?
The Wall people: “…ssssset Hulu to play the Secret Lives of Mormon Houswives.”
Me: “Yeah, that’s what I thought.”
[Later]
The Wall People: “Whhhhyyyyy do Jessi and Whitney remain friends after publicly accusing each other?”
Me: [through a mouthful of potato chips]: “I don’t know, but if someone accused me of being a manipulator, I would not hang out with them.”
The Wall People: “Manipulator? The other one betrayed her trusssssst!”
Me: “Look, I’m not taking sides here. You can’t take this stuff too seriously. It’s not functionally real for us, if it’s even objectively real at all. If you can’t handle that, we can always switch over to Bluey, Paw Patrol, or PBS Kids.”
The Wall People: “Fffffiiine. I am calm nowwwww. Paaaaassss the chipssss.”
Me: “That’s a good legion of wall-dwelling, disembodied spirits.”
The Wall People: [Crunching noises]
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Maybe the walls were thin in his house and he could hear his parents complaining about her, he was trying to warn her.
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 hours ago
Guess that must make me someone the Wall People approve of then? Omfg it’s crazy I constantly just have random kids come up to me and just chill with me. Just randomly at Doctor’s offices, grocery stores, waiting outside my kids’ schools, sitting at the park, basically anywhere. It’s like that scene in the Santa Clause where Scott’s just starting to turn and kids start coming up to him to tell him what they want for Christmas just… obviously less exaggerated.
It gets awkward sometimes because I’m 6’2” tall, built like a fridge cosplaying Bigfoot, and look *very* male. Despite being nonbinary and asexual, I’m very aware that I look exactly like the kind of person that people think shouldn’t be around children. I dreamed of going into like childcare for a career, even had a little baby doll I’d take care of while my Mom took care of my baby brother doing things I couldn’t help her with.
But between my Dad “not wanting (me) to grow up to be some kind of f(slur),” and thus getting rid of the doll the first chance he could, and learning *very* quickly the hostility the world has to amab people caring for young kids, I didn’t have that career ambition for long.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 21 hours ago
God, it’s remarkable how similar that is to me. I’m not ace, and I’m only NB in secret, but holy shit. Same. My dad’s reaction was less awful, though
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 19 hours ago
My Mom couldn’t believe how mad he was about the doll thing too. As if it was completely impossible for me to… I don’t know… be a father one day and take care of a baby or anything. But he waited for a family we were acquainted with to have lost their things in a house fire and convinced me to give it to their little girl who lost all her toys.
Of course I was too young to actually remember this whole thing, But he was definitely a big part of the reason that I joke that I’m nonbinary because I got fired for incompetence from being male lmao.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
All in all youre just another brick
tomiant@piefed.social 4 hours ago
I don’t have an, education
I don’t have no, self control
No nice diploma
On my hallway wall
No I
Didn’t learn a god damned thing at all
All in all I just skipped school
And hung out at the mall
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Misread that as
I don’t have chicken
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 19 hours ago
Resolve to stay off the broth in 2026.
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 20 hours ago
But what if the Wall People don’t approve of you because you won’t fart into other peoples’ mouths?
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 19 hours ago
Then you just fuck the wall people and it evens out.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 23 hours ago
Anyone else see Pink Floyd’s “The Wall” movie & immediately think of faceless children upon reading this? Those are “The Wall People.”
Nikelui@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I was thinking of the Pillar Men.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
I guess I’m one of the only people watching SNL now and then
Etterra@discuss.online 1 hour ago
An arranged marriage between you and the wall people should ensure peace between you.