Macchi_the_Slime
@Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone
- Comment on Uhhh... It's a work phone 4 days ago:
Short version, Wife’s granddad was an old racist. Old racist granddad made wife mad. Old racist granddad wanted to impress some people. Wife casually asked old racist granddad about some super old super racist terms he said to her in front of said people to embarrass him in front of them.
- Comment on Uhhh... It's a work phone 4 days ago:
From what I can gather it’s like a super old racist term for a black person. idk if I’d call it a full on slur, but definitely in that ballpark. But either way we’re talking like 1920s old. Like this term was at least 75 when my wife did this to her grandfather in 2000.
- Comment on Uhhh... It's a work phone 4 days ago:
My wife basically did this to her racist grandpa one time. I think they were having dinner with friends and she goes “Gwampa, I have a question, is a ‘Jive-Ass Jiggaboo’ the same thing as a ‘Jungle Bunny’?”
It did not go over well with her grandpa’s friends lmao.
- Comment on The reason women cover their drinks 5 days ago:
Wait, are you telling me that wasn’t a shitpost? That couldn’t have actually been real. Please tell me this timeline has not actually gotten this stupid.
- Comment on Undercover 5 days ago:
Guess Flandre Stole the Precious Thing this time xD
- Comment on Perfect size for brats 6 days ago:
Free will
was a mistakeis such a wondrous thing. - Comment on Perfect size for brats 1 week ago:
Fair, “typically” have experience then?
- Comment on Perfect size for brats 1 week ago:
Still not as visceral of a reaction as the one I had to a dude using a speculum for the same thing and I don’t even have the proper equipment to have experience with one of those.
- Comment on revenge 1 week ago:
Or maybe they’re step siblings?
- Comment on After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning. 1 week ago:
If Mamdani had walked back any of his criticisms of Trump I’d agree, but he didn’t. Don’t get me wrong, I feel you. We’ve been burned. But I don’t think this is Mamdani burning us.
- Comment on 🤔 Interesting Theory. 2 weeks ago:
Didn’t he like specifically take over managing what productions happened at the Kennedy Center or whatever to have them do his preferred musicals? Or am I tripping? i swear I remember something like that happening.
- Comment on 🤔 Interesting Theory. 2 weeks ago:
Musicals too right?
- Comment on Dubba bubba 2 weeks ago:
I’m not saying that he said it was all a joke. I’m saying that the possibility of it all being a joke would be the Least Funny Timeline and that I hope we don’t live in the Least Funny Timeline.
- Comment on It's Fun For The Whole Family 2 weeks ago:
It is a lot different nowadays. Generally speaking yes, it’s still considered a dick move to just out someone before they’re ready. But that’s not what this is. In this case it’s less about the “Being Gay” as it is about Grindr generally being something these conservative family members are doing behind their wives’ backs while also being openly homophobic.
- Comment on It's Fun For The Whole Family 2 weeks ago:
idk, this might just be me being ace and not understanding the tribulations of people that actually have a desire to have sex. But as a trans person who has been in the closet, I can’t imagine going on Grindr if I was gay but still living with conservative parents and closeted. That feels like a risk I’d be way too scared to take.
I’m also always down to use my experience being closeted against bigots. As has at least 90% of gay men I’ve known. Like yeah, making my identity/sexuality The Joke feels bad. But I feel like when that joke is being played specifically on a bigot a lot of us get a lot of catharsis from it. Cuz at that point the joke isn’t “Being gay is bad” it’s “Welcome to the family cousin Jed” and the punchline is their freaking out about it.
idk I’m kinda rambling now. I just feel like it’s different because in a lot of these cases it is the queer kids that were closeted and made fun of that are saying “Wouldn’t it be funny if we turned it around on them for once?”
- Comment on It's Fun For The Whole Family 2 weeks ago:
Yes it does. The notification noise is actually linked in a couple of other comments in this thread. I’m ace so I’ve never used the app personally but it’s rather distinctive to at least my ear and unlike any notification noise I’ve ever heard in a default Android environment. idk about Apple, but after hearing the noise myself I 100% believe that anyone who has used that app for any appreciable amount of time would absolutely recognize that notification noise immediately.
- Comment on Dubba bubba 2 weeks ago:
Someone clearly hasn’t seen the video of him interacting with Guliani in drag. Dude loves musicals, was a TV star for years, and his most notable personality trait is being a catty bitch. There’s 1,000% a world where that zesty ass MF did that shit
There is of course also an extremely boring world where that email was just Epstein’s brother making a joke because Trump and Clinton used to be close and that’s all it is. This is the Least Funny Timeline and I hope we don’t live here.
- Comment on We are not the same 4 weeks ago:
I didn’t used to have problems with this before I started having an on again off again situation with hemorrhoids. Now I’ve gotta be very choosy about what establishments I shit in lest I end up doing my best dramatic reenactment of when my partner still had a uterus.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
The trouble with these Tribbles, they’re fuzzy and they’re cute but I can never find the hole.
I mean what?
- Comment on Keeping that MFer on its toes 5 weeks ago:
I wouldn’t call it healthy if the reason that you notice you haven’t eaten is because you’re shaking due to low blood sugar because the last thing you ate was like a pop tart at 6am and it’s now 10pm.
- Comment on Keeping that MFer on its toes 5 weeks ago:
I don’t even know what’s coming. Sometimes I just look up and it’s been 16 hours since I last ate anything and I simply must C O N S U M E
- Comment on public freakout video 1 month ago:
My partner and I like to joke about taking our apocalyptically gay daughter to like a Hooters or similar when she gets older. i think it’d be hilarious having the two of them going selectively mute while my ace ass just enjoys some chicken wings not even paying attention to the staff. Just like “Nah I’m just the DD, they’re here for the Double-Ds.”
- Comment on I do it at least 35 times just in case 1 month ago:
Guess my ace ass is getting prostate cancer then lol. I can’t even fathom attempting to do half that in a month.
- Comment on Learn this one weird trick! 1 month ago:
Messing with the wheels can too if your plan isn’t leaving it sitting on cinder blocks. A runaway tire can do some damage at speed. Or if heaven forbid the vehicle rolls. Definitely wouldn’t want that to happen.
- Comment on No excuses 1 month ago:
Depending on where you’re at in the States it varies. Around where I live in western NY state they mostly don’t care about speed necessarily it’s more reckless driving. You could be cruising what would be 15-20kph over the limit for y’all and generally speaking the cops don’t give a shit as long as you’re driving for the conditions and with the flow of traffic. But they’ll nail your ass to the wall for half that if they see you weaving through cars without leaving stopping distance.
In a lot of areas I go through regularly they’re way more likely to light you up if they see you brake hard when you see them posted up than if you just cruise past them at a reasonable speed even if it’s technically over the limit. Hell, I’ve had troopers in traffic with me doing what would be like 120 in a 100 in y’alls terms not giving a damn because everybody was leaving enough stopping distance and we were all doing a steady speed not driving erratically.
- Comment on No excuses 1 month ago:
Exactly. The time for nice is when they are not currently operating a multi-ton death machine where their reckless behavior could literally kill someone. They’ll get every bit of kindness I can muster outside of that situation. In it though? There is no Nice.
- Comment on Government shutdown delays key monthly jobs report at pivotal moment for the U.S. economy 1 month ago:
That’s not direct. “They don’t want to protect the healthcare of the American people” is not “We rejected their proposal because it directly increases healthcare costs for anyone making under 90k/year” or whatever the number that was put out recently was. It’s also not “Why should we agree to anything they put forward if the Republican president is allowed to just cancel our appropriations like he has been?”
I want them to be specific because even that statement plays into the whole right wing framing of it being a policy dispute and the Democrats wanting to give healthcare to illegal aliens. Democrats always do this. Even when they “resist” they do nothing to challenge the right wing framing
- Comment on Government shutdown delays key monthly jobs report at pivotal moment for the U.S. economy 1 month ago:
The amount of hatred I have for Schumer and Jeffries for not directly blaming Republicans and directly saying what their budget proposal does cannot be put into words. Instead they’re talking about what? That fucking AI video and how rude they’re being?
- Comment on Breaking news 2 months ago:
Right? I’m not a big conspiracy person either. But my Gods between the Epstein stuff, the live tweeting this investigation, and how hard they’ve pushed the left wing violence narrative it’s so hard to look at those messages and not think something is fishy. It feels so much like that time the Russians tried to brag about catching some Ukrainian terrorist and stage a photo with all the evidence they seized including 3 random copies of The Sims. Or that time the IDF tried to claim they found this pristine copy of Mein Kampf in a child’s bedroom they bombed. They’ve done so much lying that any info that’s convenient for them I have a hard time believing isn’t a lie.
The guy absolutely could just have been “Like That” and overshared. I’ve definitely known people like that. But with everything that’s happened I just can’t help but feel like it’s suspicious that the texts just so conveniently happen to just perfectly answer all these questions the administration has in just the perfect way.
- Comment on Breaking news 2 months ago:
Yeah no they’re fucking wild. Oh yeah let me just text my partner telling them the location of a note that I totally made admitting to doing it but that I planned on never telling anyone. A letter mind you that was apparently destroyed but not before taking a picture of for fucking posterity I guess? Oh and remember how I was engraving bullets the other day? That thing that you were presumably there for if I’m asking you if you remember.