Macchi_the_Slime
@Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone
- Comment on The Wall People 1 week ago:
Hehe, yeah the humor helps to deal with the bad of it. Luckily I found people that I can be me around. That helps too.
- Comment on The Wall People 1 week ago:
My Mom couldn’t believe how mad he was about the doll thing too. As if it was completely impossible for me to… I don’t know… be a father one day and take care of a baby or anything. But he waited for a family we were acquainted with to have lost their things in a house fire and convinced me to give it to their little girl who lost all her toys.
Of course I was too young to actually remember this whole thing, But he was definitely a big part of the reason that I joke that I’m nonbinary because I got fired for incompetence from being male lmao.
- Comment on The Wall People 1 week ago:
Guess that must make me someone the Wall People approve of then? Omfg it’s crazy I constantly just have random kids come up to me and just chill with me. Just randomly at Doctor’s offices, grocery stores, waiting outside my kids’ schools, sitting at the park, basically anywhere. It’s like that scene in the Santa Clause where Scott’s just starting to turn and kids start coming up to him to tell him what they want for Christmas just… obviously less exaggerated.
It gets awkward sometimes because I’m 6’2” tall, built like a fridge cosplaying Bigfoot, and look *very* male. Despite being nonbinary and asexual, I’m very aware that I look exactly like the kind of person that people think shouldn’t be around children. I dreamed of going into like childcare for a career, even had a little baby doll I’d take care of while my Mom took care of my baby brother doing things I couldn’t help her with.
But between my Dad “not wanting (me) to grow up to be some kind of f(slur),” and thus getting rid of the doll the first chance he could, and learning *very* quickly the hostility the world has to amab people caring for young kids, I didn’t have that career ambition for long.
- Comment on It's called traditional medicine sweety, look it up 2 weeks ago:
I’m real partial to the traditional medicine of grammes of amphetamines myself lmfao
- Comment on With how the republican party works in 10 years the presidential candidate will be an open pedophile and they will say they defeated wokeness. 3 weeks ago:
I mean, they do openly want Christian Theocracy, so… Yeah probably.
- Comment on Everyone is so close to grasping your unique vision! 3 weeks ago:
Not necessarily, they could just adopt the so-called “correct” position from the perspective of the purist too couldn’t they?
- Comment on PSA 4 weeks ago:
is this not just bone hurting juice? Have I been left behind by the memes?
- Comment on JD, is that you!? 5 weeks ago:
Plot twist: The 72 are all other incels like them.
- Comment on JD, is that you!? 5 weeks ago:
Like quite a few early religious rules I will never be convinced that it wasn’t just a bunch of dumbass men couldn’t be arsed to keep their junk clean and got infections thus new ritual was born to eliminate the problem.
- Comment on Uhhh... It's a work phone 1 month ago:
Short version, Wife’s granddad was an old racist. Old racist granddad made wife mad. Old racist granddad wanted to impress some people. Wife casually asked old racist granddad about some super old super racist terms he said to her in front of said people to embarrass him in front of them.
- Comment on Uhhh... It's a work phone 1 month ago:
From what I can gather it’s like a super old racist term for a black person. idk if I’d call it a full on slur, but definitely in that ballpark. But either way we’re talking like 1920s old. Like this term was at least 75 when my wife did this to her grandfather in 2000.
- Comment on Uhhh... It's a work phone 1 month ago:
My wife basically did this to her racist grandpa one time. I think they were having dinner with friends and she goes “Gwampa, I have a question, is a ‘Jive-Ass Jiggaboo’ the same thing as a ‘Jungle Bunny’?”
It did not go over well with her grandpa’s friends lmao.
- Comment on The reason women cover their drinks 1 month ago:
Wait, are you telling me that wasn’t a shitpost? That couldn’t have actually been real. Please tell me this timeline has not actually gotten this stupid.
- Comment on Undercover 1 month ago:
Guess Flandre Stole the Precious Thing this time xD
- Comment on Perfect size for brats 1 month ago:
Free will
was a mistakeis such a wondrous thing. - Comment on Perfect size for brats 1 month ago:
Fair, “typically” have experience then?
- Comment on Perfect size for brats 1 month ago:
Still not as visceral of a reaction as the one I had to a dude using a speculum for the same thing and I don’t even have the proper equipment to have experience with one of those.
- Comment on revenge 1 month ago:
Or maybe they’re step siblings?
- Comment on After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning. 1 month ago:
If Mamdani had walked back any of his criticisms of Trump I’d agree, but he didn’t. Don’t get me wrong, I feel you. We’ve been burned. But I don’t think this is Mamdani burning us.
- Comment on 🤔 Interesting Theory. 1 month ago:
Didn’t he like specifically take over managing what productions happened at the Kennedy Center or whatever to have them do his preferred musicals? Or am I tripping? i swear I remember something like that happening.
- Comment on 🤔 Interesting Theory. 1 month ago:
Musicals too right?
- Comment on Dubba bubba 1 month ago:
I’m not saying that he said it was all a joke. I’m saying that the possibility of it all being a joke would be the Least Funny Timeline and that I hope we don’t live in the Least Funny Timeline.
- Comment on It's Fun For The Whole Family 1 month ago:
It is a lot different nowadays. Generally speaking yes, it’s still considered a dick move to just out someone before they’re ready. But that’s not what this is. In this case it’s less about the “Being Gay” as it is about Grindr generally being something these conservative family members are doing behind their wives’ backs while also being openly homophobic.
- Comment on It's Fun For The Whole Family 1 month ago:
idk, this might just be me being ace and not understanding the tribulations of people that actually have a desire to have sex. But as a trans person who has been in the closet, I can’t imagine going on Grindr if I was gay but still living with conservative parents and closeted. That feels like a risk I’d be way too scared to take.
I’m also always down to use my experience being closeted against bigots. As has at least 90% of gay men I’ve known. Like yeah, making my identity/sexuality The Joke feels bad. But I feel like when that joke is being played specifically on a bigot a lot of us get a lot of catharsis from it. Cuz at that point the joke isn’t “Being gay is bad” it’s “Welcome to the family cousin Jed” and the punchline is their freaking out about it.
idk I’m kinda rambling now. I just feel like it’s different because in a lot of these cases it is the queer kids that were closeted and made fun of that are saying “Wouldn’t it be funny if we turned it around on them for once?”
- Comment on It's Fun For The Whole Family 1 month ago:
Yes it does. The notification noise is actually linked in a couple of other comments in this thread. I’m ace so I’ve never used the app personally but it’s rather distinctive to at least my ear and unlike any notification noise I’ve ever heard in a default Android environment. idk about Apple, but after hearing the noise myself I 100% believe that anyone who has used that app for any appreciable amount of time would absolutely recognize that notification noise immediately.
- Comment on Dubba bubba 1 month ago:
Someone clearly hasn’t seen the video of him interacting with Guliani in drag. Dude loves musicals, was a TV star for years, and his most notable personality trait is being a catty bitch. There’s 1,000% a world where that zesty ass MF did that shit
There is of course also an extremely boring world where that email was just Epstein’s brother making a joke because Trump and Clinton used to be close and that’s all it is. This is the Least Funny Timeline and I hope we don’t live here.
- Comment on We are not the same 2 months ago:
I didn’t used to have problems with this before I started having an on again off again situation with hemorrhoids. Now I’ve gotta be very choosy about what establishments I shit in lest I end up doing my best dramatic reenactment of when my partner still had a uterus.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
The trouble with these Tribbles, they’re fuzzy and they’re cute but I can never find the hole.
I mean what?
- Comment on Keeping that MFer on its toes 2 months ago:
I wouldn’t call it healthy if the reason that you notice you haven’t eaten is because you’re shaking due to low blood sugar because the last thing you ate was like a pop tart at 6am and it’s now 10pm.
- Comment on Keeping that MFer on its toes 2 months ago:
I don’t even know what’s coming. Sometimes I just look up and it’s been 16 hours since I last ate anything and I simply must C O N S U M E