And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?

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• Sh0eb0x@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Do you mean Joe Biden?

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    • kinther@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Thanks, Trumpbama

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• FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s kinda sad how many people here have commented, apparently unaware of the fact that it’s a shitposting community

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You mean two people?

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  • watson@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think we both know why that is…

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    • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      People are stupid, and lemmy is mostly used by 'Muricans, who are without a doubt, the most stupid of all

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  • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    People keep saying this exact shit like ‘shitpost’ is synonymous with ‘anything goes and shall not be criticised’

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A shitpost is low-effort troll material meant to derail a topic. Almost anything can be a shitpost, depending on the context. It is a little ironic that a community specifically for shitposting would actually not be shitposting by posting shitposts, since shitposts are the topic.

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    • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not at all

      Plenty of the posts here are absolutely rubbish. They’re not shitposting at all. They’re people posting on a popular community for fake internet points

      This post was a good, genuine shitpost, yet people replied as though OP is bad in bed and unaware of it

      Either they too are looking for imaginary internet points, or they’re stupid

      I suspect a bit of both

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    • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      In a sense, yeah. Not that they shouldn’t be criticised, but that they shouldn’t be taken seriously. Just read every comment as if it has a /s at the end and you’ll have a more enjoyable time

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    • dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i mean, ragebait is shitposting

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  • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Welcome to lemmy!

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  • vrek@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well if that’s what you want it’s in the wrong hole

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is that an attempt to censor or did you just cum on the meme?

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• Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Missed opportunity to talk about your “shortcuming”

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That was the pun! I prefer subtlety.

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    • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I prefer shumming

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    • Realspecialguy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The big brows didn’t get it

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• IntriguedIceberg@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mickey7 vibes.

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  • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Literally just started seeing this guy pop up lately. What’s the deal with that account?

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He’s a ahitposter.

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• WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Maybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or how to enjoy humor

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet…

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!

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  • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.

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    • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Speedrunning that shit.

      You put the BJ in BLJ.

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      do you use glitches?

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    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Then there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.

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• Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cringe censoring is cringe

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• SolacefromSilence@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dude's batting 0/2 and trying to shift blame... sounds like he doesn't have much of a personality either.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean, have you SEEN Spiderman 3? You’re not wrong!

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