Whaddya think, fellas? Do I cut her loose?
in something of an expert. You’d know nothing about it
And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?
Submitted 3 months ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Is that an attempt to censor or did you just cum on the meme?
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Why though? Cum is not a swear
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I thought Kirsten & Tobey were wearing diamond strands. You’re right. Poor attempt at cum censoring.
Lawnmaster9000@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Yes
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Cringe censoring is cringe
Sh0eb0x@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
minorkeys@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Why is her orgasm his responsibility but his orgasm is also his responsibility?
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 months ago
*whose
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Do you mean Joe Biden?
kinther@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Thanks, Trumpbama
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
It’s kinda sad how many people here have commented, apparently unaware of the fact that it’s a shitposting community
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 months ago
You mean two people?
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 3 months ago
People keep saying this exact shit like ‘shitpost’ is synonymous with ‘anything goes and shall not be criticised’
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 months ago
A shitpost is low-effort troll material meant to derail a topic. Almost anything can be a shitpost, depending on the context. It is a little ironic that a community specifically for shitposting would actually not be shitposting by posting shitposts, since shitposts are the topic.
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
i mean, ragebait is shitposting
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
In a sense, yeah. Not that they shouldn’t be criticised, but that they shouldn’t be taken seriously. Just read every comment as if it has a /s at the end and you’ll have a more enjoyable time
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
Not at all
Plenty of the posts here are absolutely rubbish. They’re not shitposting at all. They’re people posting on a popular community for fake internet points
This post was a good, genuine shitpost, yet people replied as though OP is bad in bed and unaware of it
Either they too are looking for imaginary internet points, or they’re stupid
I suspect a bit of both
slothrop@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Welcome to lemmy!
vrek@programming.dev 3 months ago
Well if that’s what you want it’s in the wrong hole
watson@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I think we both know why that is…
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
People are stupid, and lemmy is mostly used by 'Muricans, who are without a doubt, the most stupid of all
IntriguedIceberg@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Mickey7 vibes.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Literally just started seeing this guy pop up lately. What’s the deal with that account?
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Maybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If I didn’t know how to fuck, why was I the only one who managed to cut? I was the only one who knew wtf I was doing.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Then why you asking? Cut her loose. Better yet just jerk off. Way cheaper.
Kaput@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Well dépends, sometimes promising it’ll be quick, won’t feel a thing seals the deal.
cRazi_man@europe.pub 3 months ago
Cumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 months ago
do you use glitches?
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Speedrunning that shit.
You put the BJ in BLJ.
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care
REDACTED@infosec.pub 3 months ago
I’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Then there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Or how to enjoy humor
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 months ago
This is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet…
SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 3 months ago
Dude's batting 0/2 and trying to shift blame... sounds like he doesn't have much of a personality either.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I mean, have you SEEN Spiderman 3? You’re not wrong!
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Missed opportunity to talk about your “shortcuming”
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That was the pun! I prefer subtlety.
Realspecialguy@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The big brows didn’t get it
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
I prefer shumming
mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Gentlemen. If you are climaxing prior to your partner that doesn’t mean you’re done.
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
No, it’s a race and the winner takes all.
anzo@programming.dev 3 months ago
It’s like if you went to a restaurant without ordering any dessert. Fine. Next time, you can also cook at home. “Enjoy yourself”.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 months ago
But I literally just finished? And she seems weirdly pissed? And I’m sleepy. Women: you just can’t please 'em!