My face just looks like this since I hit 40. Haven’t checked on my balls - beer gut is in the way
Stretch marks
Submitted 3 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Generica@lemmy.world 3 months ago
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Two thoughts:
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I’ve never heard a man complain about stretch marks.
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Good lord OP, is that an actual real photo of a real human face?
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underscores@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
I love feeling around my girlfriend’s stretch marks
Hikermick@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Balls have stretch marks? I’ve been focused on it being the last patch of hair to turn grey
GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’m 47. I went bald at 15, my beard is wizard white, I’m covered with brown fur everywhere. My balls are vantablack. I am a calico man.
GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 3 months ago
FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Where is this picture from? Giving me a bit lord of the rings vibe
GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 3 months ago
GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It’s another great Sean Astin moivie The GOONIES
curiousaur@reddthat.com 3 months ago
I think stretch marks are cute.
dorumon@lemmy.cafe 3 months ago
I’m proud of my stretch marks.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I think stretch marks are cute! But then, I like big bellies, so it comes with the territory.
RogerMeMore@reddthat.com 3 months ago
That’s cool! I think everyone has something they like about themselves, even if it doesn’t match what society says is attractive. But hey, as long as you feel good about yourself, that’s all that matters!
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Love me a good mom bod!
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Men will not complain about your stretch marks
GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’m also waay into bellies.
dwemthy@lemmy.world 3 months ago
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
on Lemmy probably not openly, on Instagram however…
Starski@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Well there’s your mistake, you’re using Instagram.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“I don’t have shit on my shoes, but down in the sewer…”
daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I don’t care if she has stretch marks. Why would I?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Right. I’ve got stretch marks of my own. Why would I judge hers?
notreallyhere@lemmy.world 3 months ago
cute
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Idk a single man who cares about stretch marks, it’s usually the women who bring it up
mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
my gf constantly makes fun of my wrinkly balls. imagine if it was the other way around
GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You’re right you shouldn’t make fun of your GFs wrinkly balls either.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 months ago
And not the women who actually date women, we’re with y’all on it
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’ve known a few, the type that traded up on their wives like cars as they got older. All of them were c suite execs.
yakko@feddit.uk 3 months ago
You choose your quality by the company you keep. Stay away from suits!
Strider@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I agree, women are savage to each other, men either don’t notice or don’t care mostly. Ofc there are some idiots
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’ve seen and heard both men and women bring up their own stretch marks, but I’ve almost* never seen or heard anyone of any gender bring up someone else’s. And I have stretch marks, and have been seen naked by several people of various genders.
*the one exception I’ve seen is as part of a list of reasons husbands have given for why they find their wives unattractive post pregnancy. And that was maybe twice and in anonymous comments.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I notice but its not bad. Theyre just additional unique features.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 months ago
To be fair, nobody be they man, woman, or beast, believes that balls are attractive to anybody without a weird testicle kink.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 3 months ago
man, there are good looking balls, the problem is that they’re a bit of shape shifters
Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I don’t have a kink, but I do love a good sack. Some people have photogenic genitals.
TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 3 months ago
“nobody”
What a fucking asinine comment. Don’t project your opinions onto everybody else.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 months ago
Damn getting rage responses from the pro ball crowd. Didn’t expect to see that one.
gray@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Balls are nice, go home!
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 months ago
Haha maybe I’m wrong!
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’ve seen some pretty attractive balls in my life. It’s just most people with balls are often very crusty.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 months ago
Crusty balls?!? wtf? I don’t think my balls have ever been crusty. How little do you have to wash your balls for them to become CRUSTY?!?
Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 months ago
most people with balls are often very crusty
Not my experience, but I guess I do tend to be in queer circles where that’s not the case.
duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I’ve definitely seen some really attractive balls, and I don’t have a testicle kink.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Usually on women… I’ve seen more tranny porn than Deric Poston
dontsayaword@piefed.social 3 months ago
I disagree, I think a lot of male-attracted people enjoy a good pair of balls
Wren@lemmy.today 3 months ago
I had a one night stand where the guy warned me he had only one ball. My immediate (in my head) reaction was I would not have noticed.
They shift around on their own and sometimes one or both hide for some reason, and honestly I respect the hell out of such a chaotic organ, but they are purely unreliable. Just imagine going through life thinking testicles are stagnant and neat, two nuts in a skin sack, only to find out half the population has these roving jizz pebbles constantly on the move. Our word for ‘planet’ comes from the greek word for ‘wanderer,’ and so should testicles have been named. They wander the groin as the trepidation of the spheres rolls planets across our skies. Never still.
He didn’t want me to touch his ball anyway.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 months ago
Idk maybe but not in my experience. Could just be my balls are deeply unsexy.
Sludge@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
These some high quality memes you’ve got here tonight, sir. You got a license to distribute these white hot bangers?
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Oh please, I wish my balls were that smooth.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize!
seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
I’ll have you know these balls as smooth sa eggs.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 months ago
TIL my balls are Gelfling.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That’s why I always put sunscreen on my balls