Stretch marks

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• GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I shave mine and now they look look great IMOImage

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  • FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Where is this picture from? Giving me a bit lord of the rings vibe

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    • GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxLhytQ67fs

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    • GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s another great Sean Astin moivie The GOONIES

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• curiousaur@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think stretch marks are cute.

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Idk a single man who cares about stretch marks, it’s usually the women who bring it up

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And not the women who actually date women, we’re with y’all on it

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  • mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    my gf constantly makes fun of my wrinkly balls. imagine if it was the other way around

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  • Strider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I agree, women are savage to each other, men either don’t notice or don’t care mostly. Ofc there are some idiots

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    • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve seen and heard both men and women bring up their own stretch marks, but I’ve almost* never seen or heard anyone of any gender bring up someone else’s. And I have stretch marks, and have been seen naked by several people of various genders.

      *the one exception I’ve seen is as part of a list of reasons husbands have given for why they find their wives unattractive post pregnancy. And that was maybe twice and in anonymous comments.

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I notice but its not bad. Theyre just additional unique features.

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  • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve known a few, the type that traded up on their wives like cars as they got older. All of them were c suite execs.

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    • nomy@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You can just call them psychopaths.

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    • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You choose your quality by the company you keep. Stay away from suits!

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Men will not complain about your stretch marks

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  • GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m also waay into bellies.

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    on Lemmy probably not openly, on Instagram however…

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    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “I don’t have shit on my shoes, but down in the sewer…”

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• Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Balls have stretch marks? I’ve been focused on it being the last patch of hair to turn grey

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  • GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I’m 47. I went bald at 15, my beard is wizard white, I’m covered with brown fur everywhere. My balls are vantablack. I am a calico man.

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• dorumon@lemmy.cafe ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m proud of my stretch marks.

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• Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  To be fair, nobody be they man, woman, or beast, believes that balls are attractive to anybody without a weird testicle kink.

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    man, there are good looking balls, the problem is that they’re a bit of shape shifters

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t have a kink, but I do love a good sack. Some people have photogenic genitals.

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  • gray@lemmy.ml ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Balls are nice, go home!

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    • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Haha maybe I’m wrong!

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  • dontsayaword@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I disagree, I think a lot of male-attracted people enjoy a good pair of balls

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    • Wren@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I had a one night stand where the guy warned me he had only one ball. My immediate (in my head) reaction was I would not have noticed.

      They shift around on their own and sometimes one or both hide for some reason, and honestly I respect the hell out of such a chaotic organ, but they are purely unreliable. Just imagine going through life thinking testicles are stagnant and neat, two nuts in a skin sack, only to find out half the population has these roving jizz pebbles constantly on the move. Our word for ‘planet’ comes from the greek word for ‘wanderer,’ and so should testicles have been named. They wander the groin as the trepidation of the spheres rolls planets across our skies. Never still.

      He didn’t want me to touch his ball anyway.

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    • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Idk maybe but not in my experience. Could just be my balls are deeply unsexy.

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  • duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve definitely seen some really attractive balls, and I don’t have a testicle kink.

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    • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Usually on women… I’ve seen more tranny porn than Deric Poston

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  • TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “nobody”

    What a fucking asinine comment. Don’t project your opinions onto everybody else.

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    • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Damn getting rage responses from the pro ball crowd. Didn’t expect to see that one.

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve seen some pretty attractive balls in my life. It’s just most people with balls are often very crusty.

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      most people with balls are often very crusty

      Not my experience, but I guess I do tend to be in queer circles where that’s not the case.

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t care if she has stretch marks. Why would I?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Right. I’ve got stretch marks of my own. Why would I judge hers?

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    • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They’re kinda cute anyway.

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• AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh please, I wish my balls were that smooth.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize!

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• Sludge@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  These some high quality memes you’ve got here tonight, sir. You got a license to distribute these white hot bangers?

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think stretch marks are cute! But then, I like big bellies, so it comes with the territory.

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  • RogerMeMore@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s cool! I think everyone has something they like about themselves, even if it doesn’t match what society says is attractive. But hey, as long as you feel good about yourself, that’s all that matters!

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  • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Love me a good mom bod!

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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• seathru@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ll have you know these balls as smooth sa eggs.

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  TIL my balls are Gelfling.

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• notreallyhere@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  cute

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