So I either have a bullshit job “I design chips for isosychronous low-latency networks” or a real job “I herd electrons”…
Radon
Submitted 7 hours ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to [deleted]
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Treczoks@lemmy.world 50 minutes ago
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 minutes ago
i make websites
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 34 minutes ago
Can confirm this works, since fullstack is a real job, but I can’t describe my frontend bullshit in 3 words.
drath@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I suck dick
avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 13 minutes ago
Nice to see you here Mr. President.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 hour ago
Ah, it’s nice to meet another fellow customer service rep.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 3 hours ago
I write code
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I generate bugs.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 17 minutes ago
Honest.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 hours ago
Is this really the message we want to send?
Yes, our society makes lots of bullshit jobs. That’s because capitalism can only keep people employed by creating bullshit jobs, and unemployed people are six missed meals away from revolution. That is not the fault of the people who have bullshit jobs.
And no, I won’t accept “this is just a shitposting sub, lighten up” as a response. This is just another form of kicking down, and it isn’t funny. The working class needs solidarity, not this.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 hour ago
When I saw it, it was posted on sites to mock this thinking.
Yeah, someone believes it to have made this. But yeah, that person sucks.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Agreed, but I refuse to extend that acceptance to most consultants.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
First one: i analyse sales.
Second one: i automate production
Third one: i’m a fucking idiot
Vellaides@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
Fourth one: I murder living beings so humans can eat their corpses
5in1k@lemmy.zip 5 minutes ago
Nom nom nom.
ApertureUA@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
- I
- Am
- A
- Fucking
- Idiot
It doesn’t fit
_lilith@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
well the job is BS so…
blarghly@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Imma fucking idiot
zxqwas@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Going further with wikipedias article and some of their bullshit jobs listed:
Telemarketing: I sell stuff.
Corporare lawyer: I explain law.
Academic administratrors: I administer students/professors
Compliance officer: I check compliance.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
Corporate lawyer would be : i’m an asshole
Grimy@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I am an aquatic resource acquisition specialist leveraging distributed ecosystem monitoring, real-time biological signal analytics, and manual–mechanical retrieval interfaces to optimize biomass extraction.
Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 7 hours ago
I make programs
Quokka@quokk.au 7 hours ago
I make problems
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
Practical problems, solve
Digit@lemmy.wtf 3 hours ago
I make art.
^ real job.
I get disability benefit trapping me in dependence on the system under threat of impoverishment, destitution, starvation, freezing, if i dare ever attempt to do anything productive, or even look like it, or even not. Paid to do nothing.
^ real bullshit job.
Oh what a great system you have there. >:[
Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
My job is bullshit, but my job is not who I am.
rustyfish@piefed.world 2 hours ago
Same. I don’t work because I like my stupid ass job. I work because I like everything outside my job and some of these things are in dire need of being financed.
blarghly@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I do things
Novamdomum@fedia.io 6 hours ago
Extreme physical danger of drowning, hypothermia, severe injury, insane hours, unpredictable income, huge mental and emotional stress in an industry that often damages the environment and is plagued with human rights abuses?
This comic feels like it was written by the fisherman.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Or one of those boomers, who really wanted AI to replace all the intellectual workers, so they either can be stay-at-home mothers or go to “real manly jobs”.
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Yeah as if farmers aren’t using gps guidance climate models soil analysis and gmo/selection etc to try and eke out some profit vs the megacorps.
snooggums@piefed.world 4 hours ago
This comic looks like it was drawn by the fisherman.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
I’m pretty sure that it was definitely not made by anyone who’s a fisher.
blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 4 hours ago
I know it is a shitpost but this fucking fisherman that kills animals and destroys our environment. He is the worst. Fuck you fisherman!
No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
He also leaves nets in the sea when they tangle, because plastic is cheap and fuck the ocean is their preferred pronoun.
hOrni@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
“I hate it”. Does this count?
real_squids@sopuli.xyz 7 hours ago
ethaver@kbin.earth 5 hours ago
Refreshments and Narcotics
(an old joke about registered nurses)
Evotech@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I manage systems
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
“Hey look buddy, I’m an engineer. That means I solve problems.”
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
Fucking cartoonist. You draw pictures. Lol
magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 6 hours ago
Generate shareholder value
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I fix houses.
dumbass@piefed.social 6 hours ago
I stack produce
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
I break shit
ToxicWaste@lemmy.cafe 6 hours ago
StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social 4 hours ago
I shop for people
DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
Stay away Roman slaver!
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
“Im president of the USA”…ah fuck.
halvar@lemy.lol 6 hours ago
‘of the USA’ is one world in some languages. still a bullshit job though
No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Numeric question answering.
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 6 hours ago
That art style reminds me of hotline miami
Boppel@feddit.org 5 hours ago
i catch fish (and then they rot on his ship, because thats all he does)
BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 10 minutes ago
Make missiles hit.