Radon

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• ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Make websites brrrrr

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• UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I suck dicks

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  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Presidential material right here, folks.

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• RabbitMix@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I load/unload planes

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I do job, I now also do job that’s a bit like my job, I now also do John’s job,I now also do Jane’s job, I now also do the third party’s job. I’m a developer I’m a devops technology admin engineer receptionist oh and just now cleaner as well

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• OldBoy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I photograph bones ☠️

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• turdcollector69@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cum on camera

  OF is a real job

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sysadmin or if you insist Systems Administrator.

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  • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My printer is acting crazy, I know it’s your lunch, but can you help me out?

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    • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Situations like this are what the DND button on my phone was made for.

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    • stevedice@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      DM’d you the solution

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    • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I tried unplugging it, but now I don’t even have an error light.

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• vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We need to lower standards. Really. To something like “if your job makes other people worse, it’s bullshit work”. A lot of good people do stupid job just to put food on the table

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• myotheraccount@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I code

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The requirements said three words, that’s how know you’re a dev and not a PM pretending to be technical.

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    • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “I write code”

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I fix things.

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I Beer Lego

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• Limonene@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Refrigerator Wifi Firmware”

  3 words, but my job is still bullshit.

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  • Toes@ani.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’ve been tagged as fridge ads. 🤭

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  • Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You are the firmware?

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  • bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So you’re the guy responsible for ads? Get him everyone!

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• Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I fix/break things.

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• Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I jerk off.

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  • vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Almost everybody??

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I have a limited number of appointments available. Easy, but not cheap.

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• zerofk@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I make babies.

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• pyre@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i design graphics

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• cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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  • monotremata@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=KWotO76SuXE

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  • Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everybody do the flop!

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• svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I write code. ✔️ Real job. I chop down trees. ❌ Bullshit job.

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  • missfrizzle@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I fell trees!

    you can use “fell” as a transitive verb. it’s a little archaic but sounds cozy.

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  • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I jack lumber.

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    • SirQuack@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I jack off

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• Yukily@jlai.lu ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I do nothing

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  • JargonWagon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Real job!

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    • Yukily@jlai.lu ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thx

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• polle@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I like Turtles.

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• madjo@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I break software

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hello there, fellow QA

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    • madjo@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Howdy fellow nightmare for developers

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• thedoctorlady@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I heal people

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• Culf@feddit.dk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I build PCs

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  • jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Acronyms don’t count, otherwise the two bullshit job dudes could just say “I’m an SFSA” and “I create BDRSs”.

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    • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fine, “I build computers”.

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• Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Audio Visual! My job is so much fun!

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• Samsy@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I help people.

  Cool, I have a real job.

  Tom, 32, school crossing guard.

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• Zorniac@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I fix equipment

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  grocery in bag

  for my other… thing?

  study and cry

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• merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this a war on being specific?

  If a fisherman says “I operate the winch on a bowpicker tuna fishing boat”, is that a bullshit job?

  If a middle-management yes-man who exists only to fluff his boss’ ego describes his job as “I encourage excellence” does that mean his job is no longer bullshit?

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  • LumiNocta@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I guide people

    Why is everyone always annoyed at managers?

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    • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A lot of managers are pretty useless. Some degree of management is needed because you can’t just have 10,000 individual contributors all reporting directly to the CEO. But, a lot of managers get where they are by schmoozing, claiming credit, shifting blame, avoiding responsibility, etc.

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  • alyth@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I encourage excellence” - Chef Excellence

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• OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I manufacture biologics.

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• thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I move files

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everything is a file

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