I would go for the whole satanic ritual cosplay and hope to scare them away.
Well that showed them
Submitted 4 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This sounds like a convoluted scheme I would definitely do.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Based
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 4 months ago
*Acided.
Karl@literature.cafe 4 months ago
What?
87Six@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
I am not proud of laughing at this
Etterra@discuss.online 4 months ago
This is a master class in torturing the religiously obnoxious. Bravo.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
The “dominate” one.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Happy international women’s day!
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 4 months ago
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
I’ve never understood how being penetrated is equated with being submissive.
It feels good. There’s nothing inherently submissive about.
It CAN be a submissive act, like any sexual CAN be understood with power dynamics, but it isn’t necessarily so.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Many probably never tried the Amazon position. It’s where the penetrator lies on their back with their knees on their chest. While the penetrated is on top, either standing on their knees, and controls the sex and makes thrusting motions. It’s like an inverted missionary position.
olafurp@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ah, the power bottom.
Dasus@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I think this becomes even weirder if you consider a blowjob. The person with the dick in their mouth actually has all the power.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This is true for all variants of oral sex, really. It tends to happen near very fragile bits.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
They CAN have power.
What they actually have is trust.
The idea that power dynamics are intrinsic to sex are not something I agree with. I think they can be, and often are, a part of sex, but not necessarily so.
IMO anyway
blackroses97@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Give this man an award 👏👏👏👏👏
Mickey7@lemmy.world 4 months ago
If your karma is really bad the neighbors would invited you into a wife swap. But then after you fuck the other guys wife, the husband says he’s BI and ass fucks you as the wives look on laughing
Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
…isn’t that technically rape?
pimento64@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
ok coomer
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
I let my wife do it but that’s just because we both like it
Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I find it amazing that some women like pegging. I can’t imagine butt sex without one person feeling physical pleasure, and I say this as a gay man. Props to the women who are into it.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
She likes it because if the idea, because of the show in front of her
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Funny thing is, video evidence clearly shows that vast majority of women don’t really know how to jam the cock into anything, by the virtue of lacking both the experience and the anatomy (namely the internal parts supporting the dick). Resulting action often looks rather awkward.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Invite them over for a little Saturday evening “Couples Date,” and they’ll move out.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Or you’ll make new best friends. Win-win!
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Neighborly!
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
Should do it again just to be sure it worked.
hOrni@lemmy.world 4 months ago
With a male friend.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Yeah, plus a one off is kinda sus. Need to repeat it so he knows.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Make it a regular thing or he WILL eventually catch on. Just play it nice and safe, keep it going once or twice a week.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 4 months ago
If once is good then why not multiple times
Kenny2999@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Or to really pwn 'em, help the weary and burdened. They hate that.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yes, volunteer at a homeless shelter on Saturdays and really show those fuckers not to cross you!!
Korne127@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That’s amazing
Ingiald@feddit.nl 4 months ago
The same could be accomplished by pretending but ok whatever you need to tell yourself I guess
bear_delune@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That sounds far less fun
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
but by pretending you wouldnt get to be pegged.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Don’t judge.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I don’t think you can really create the vocals without actually being penetrated
einlander@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Also it’s easier to drop personalized messages on your own voice.
toofpic@lemmy.world 4 months ago
But he is not a poser!
cRazi_man@europe.pub 4 months ago
Or even just leaving a porn video at loud volume.
But hey, everyone’s entitled to enjoy a good pegging. You don’t need to wait to spite your neighbours to do this.
Korne127@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Why would you do that
It would be fake and probably not convincing and you’d be missing out on the fun
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 months ago
that’s a win win right there
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
The real story is that he never even had a neighbour.