pimento64
@pimento64@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on topical 1 week ago:
If you want to do a le epic mic drop moment about what you think my meta-point is, be sure first. Your reading comprehension needs work.
- Comment on topical 2 weeks ago:
Dog shit voter turnout isn’t committing no mistakes, it’s the definition of a mistake.
- Comment on The Vatican randomly dropped their new anime mascot and it is polarizing the internet 2 weeks ago:
What’s to understand? Euphoric fedora tippers will shit themselves to death about anything connected to religion as a point of principle and papists will defend anything Catholic to the death, usually other peoples’ deaths.
- Comment on Some explicitly single-user ActivityPub software to check out 3 weeks ago:
Asd here I thought I’d never see a lower form of wit than punning.
- Comment on Linus Torvalds reckons AI is ‘90% marketing and 10% reality’ 3 weeks ago:
Let me guess. Dumped by an art girl and anxious about the $600 you invested?
- Comment on Someone make an app 3 weeks ago:
Why would we need chemtrails when we’ve already made it so that everything that’s the color red whispers to schizophrenic people on a frequency only they can hear?
- Comment on The phrase "Pics or it didn't happen" is largely meaningless now that AI is a thing. 1 month ago:
Motherfuckers act like they forgot about photoshop
- Comment on RuneScape is increasing their membership price by 50%, and Reddit is trying to censor it 2 months ago:
You don’t need a separate account to play Leagues.
- Comment on Big bang doesn't exist. 3 months ago:
On this day, meds were not taken.
- Comment on Poor Sega just didn't get the timing right. 4 months ago:
If they put a DVD drive in the Dreamcast there’s never a PlayStation 3
- Comment on Academic Rizzlers 6 months ago:
What if language evolves to where the consensus opinion is to gatekeep silliness out of academia though? Evolution cuts both ways, English could theoretically evolve into a fully prescriptivized language like French, and that’s just as valid an evolution.
- Comment on arthropods 6 months ago:
I am calling for total arthropod death
- Comment on I hear phrases like "half-past", "quarter til", and "quarter after" way less often since digital clocks have became more commonplace. 8 months ago:
I did the same thing with my parents, mostly because they’d just say “quarter after” but would never say any number. If you made a word cloud of everything I’ve ever said in my life, “after what” would be gigantic in the center with every other word tiny around the edges.
- Comment on I hear phrases like "half-past", "quarter til", and "quarter after" way less often since digital clocks have became more commonplace. 8 months ago:
The practice still has one very important application:
“What time is it?”
“Half past a monkey’s ass, quarter to his balls”
- Comment on Moon Race 2.0: Why so many nations and private companies are aiming for lunar landings 8 months ago:
Bro beefing with the rise of nation-states
- Comment on Why the recent Mozilla news isn't actually a big deal 8 months ago:
I guarantee you at least 75% of the histrionics are coming from astroturfing competitors.
- Comment on U.S., Missouri Republican senators vote against allowing abortions in rape, incest cases, arguing that "giving birth in the cases of rape and incest could help the mother recover" 9 months ago:
As long as they get to punish promiscuity (in their minds), they don’t give a fuck
- Comment on Ehat are the legal implications of this? 9 months ago:
If mcdick’s charges you for condiments, you are in the ghetto.
- Comment on Conservatives on Facebook absolutely believe this. 9 months ago:
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear Taylor Swift fart through a walkie-talkie.
- Comment on Brave is sunsetting strict fingerprint protection 9 months ago:
Keep hating
- Comment on Brave is sunsetting strict fingerprint protection 9 months ago:
Fuck off
- Comment on Janeway’s “Tuvix” Decision Divides ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Cast: “It Kind Of Hurt Her Character” 9 months ago:
Yeah, it separated the wheat from the chaff. Janeway did nothing wrong.
- Comment on Society beware 9 months ago:
No, in the really extreme cases they’ll buy a bulldozer and a shitload of concrete mix
- Comment on Counterspell this 10 months ago:
AI trash
- Comment on "Sometimes dead is better" - Jud Crandall, Pet Sematary 10 months ago:
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Why are there soah meneah baaases - Comment on Walk for miles 10 months ago:
- Comment on This was actually a thing btw 10 months ago:
The Basque language, also known as Euskara, is a language isolate and the last remaining language descended from pre-Indo-European roots after all the others were displaced during the Bronze Age. Though it borrows a lot of vocabulary from other languages now, its roots predate both Romance and Celtic languages.
- Comment on NASA Astronauts Won't Step Foot on the Moon Until September 2026 at the Earliest - IGN 10 months ago:
“Putin’s invasion of Ukraine is reprehensible, bloodthirsty, and a clear example of state gangsterism. Accordingly, we given given him a score of 7.3.”
- Comment on [deleted] 10 months ago:
It would be impossible to train an AI on content from the public domain only? Impossible is an absolute, not buying it.
- Comment on Oh hey, I heard Star Trek got mentioned on the news! Let's just go check and- 10 months ago:
She should have picked Battlestar Galactica, given that it’s backdoor Mormon fan fiction.