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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨HikingVet@lemmy.ca⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What a weak god. My patron goddess has survived waves of mass persecution of her most dedicated followers for over a millennium. This guy can’t handle a magnet?

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Trans folks ‘know’ how magnets work.

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He must think his god is very weak if all it takes are magnets to… uh make you forget about him? What exactly does he even mean by magnets sucking god from people’s minds? Wait, maybe it’s a bad attempt at a blowjob joke?

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  • chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At least he doesn’t have to worry about it. God can’t inhabit his brain because it’s non-existent.

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  • ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s just a lazy coverup. Everyone know they’re using 5g to do that.

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  • kamen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is this how they get parasites out these days? I guess I should get on with the times…

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  • theacharnian@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m not even Catholic and I want to send this guy to the Inquisition for heresy

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  • itisileclerk@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I guess “Nobody knows what magnets are” is a thing now in US.

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    • kamen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I guess the yellow man was speaking on behalf of the average US citizen…

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  • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    looks at my spare bag of neodymium magnets 👀

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  • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s just the iron in their brains moving around.

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    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You know that sound when the vacuum cleaner picks up some grit and you hear it rattle in the metal tube …

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  • Quexotic@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    rawstory.com/…/conservative-radio-host-freaks-out…

    archive.is/…/conservative-radio-host-freaks-out-t…

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    • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      2015 oof. Obviously the god killing athiest magnets didn’t pan out

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      • ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Worse than that… they’re probably researching if they can reverse this and make their neighbors racist

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  • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Y’all can laugh at this, but I tried it and it worked (not even trans).

    Thing is, I am now stuck with this homeless god. Anyone has any idea what to do with it? Can I properly recycle it somewhere?

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Have you tried sticking it in a tortoise?

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      • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        oooh a Small Gods reference, nice

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    • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah just wherever you go recycle batteries, there should be a slot for it.

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    • UltraBlack@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When left to rot, god will turn into holy water

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  • Aeri@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If I knew how to use magic magnets to remove Christianity from people’s heads I would have started doing it long ago

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  • guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fucking magnets, how do they work?

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  • Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    TIL god is iron man.

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  • tomi000@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nobody knows what magnets are. Except this guy.

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  • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What is he on and where can I get some?

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who told them the plan?!

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  • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I only managed a “D” in E&M (why are surface integrals). Do I have to detransition?

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    • myotheraccount@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because there are surfaces. Make everything perfectly uniform, and they vanish.

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      • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I guess what always melted my brain was putting everything in terms of the dr dtheta etc of the surface.

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  • Avicenna@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Give this man a nobel prize for figuring out how magnets work

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  • aesthelete@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Apply holy water to deactivate the magnet

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  • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can God make a magnet so powerful that even he can’t overcome it?

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    • Snowpix@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He might need one to save him from those iron chariots he can’t defeat.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      can god make a magnet so gay he wants to fuck it

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    • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      God is all powerful, yet utterly powerless to stop people from being gay and doctors from interfering with his will

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      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Also, he loves you, but if you don’t literally worship him, he will make you burn for eternity.

        Sounds like an abusive relationship to me.

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  • epicstove@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The onion couldn’t write this shit.

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  • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dont think he has to worry, he has no brain for anything to be sucked out of.

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  • AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    don’t give me ideas

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just get the magnets wet and they won’t work

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  • KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is how God rays are made, still think it’s worth it?

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  • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do they still need a doctors diagnosis to put this person into a padded cell?

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  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Transgender God Magnets are the new Jewish Space Lasers

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