Trans folks ‘know’ how magnets work.
I didn't verify the headline.
Submitted 4 months ago by HikingVet@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 months ago
He must think his god is very weak if all it takes are magnets to… uh make you forget about him? What exactly does he even mean by magnets sucking god from people’s minds? Wait, maybe it’s a bad attempt at a blowjob joke?
chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 4 months ago
At least he doesn’t have to worry about it. God can’t inhabit his brain because it’s non-existent.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s just a lazy coverup. Everyone know they’re using 5g to do that.
kamen@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Is this how they get parasites out these days? I guess I should get on with the times…
theacharnian@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
I’m not even Catholic and I want to send this guy to the Inquisition for heresy
itisileclerk@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I guess “Nobody knows what magnets are” is a thing now in US.
kamen@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I guess the yellow man was speaking on behalf of the average US citizen…
xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 4 months ago
looks at my spare bag of neodymium magnets 👀
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
That’s just the iron in their brains moving around.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 months ago
You know that sound when the vacuum cleaner picks up some grit and you hear it rattle in the metal tube …
Quexotic@infosec.pub 4 months ago
Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 months ago
2015 oof. Obviously the god killing athiest magnets didn’t pan out
ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Worse than that… they’re probably researching if they can reverse this and make their neighbors racist
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 months ago
Y’all can laugh at this, but I tried it and it worked (not even trans).
Thing is, I am now stuck with this homeless god. Anyone has any idea what to do with it? Can I properly recycle it somewhere?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Have you tried sticking it in a tortoise?
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 months ago
oooh a Small Gods reference, nice
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Yeah just wherever you go recycle batteries, there should be a slot for it.
UltraBlack@lemmy.world 4 months ago
When left to rot, god will turn into holy water
Aeri@lemmy.world 4 months ago
If I knew how to use magic magnets to remove Christianity from people’s heads I would have started doing it long ago
guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
TIL god is iron man.
tomi000@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Nobody knows what magnets are. Except this guy.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
What is he on and where can I get some?
Agent641@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Who told them the plan?!
andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I only managed a “D” in E&M (why are surface integrals). Do I have to detransition?
myotheraccount@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Because there are surfaces. Make everything perfectly uniform, and they vanish.
andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I guess what always melted my brain was putting everything in terms of the dr dtheta etc of the surface.
Avicenna@programming.dev 4 months ago
Give this man a nobel prize for figuring out how magnets work
aesthelete@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Apply holy water to deactivate the magnet
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Can God make a magnet so powerful that even he can’t overcome it?
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
He might need one to save him from those iron chariots he can’t defeat.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 months ago
can god make a magnet so gay he wants to fuck it
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
God is all powerful, yet utterly powerless to stop people from being gay and doctors from interfering with his will
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Also, he loves you, but if you don’t literally worship him, he will make you burn for eternity.
Sounds like an abusive relationship to me.
epicstove@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
The onion couldn’t write this shit.
Holyginz@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Dont think he has to worry, he has no brain for anything to be sucked out of.
AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
don’t give me ideas
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
Just get the magnets wet and they won’t work
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
This is how God rays are made, still think it’s worth it?
Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Do they still need a doctors diagnosis to put this person into a padded cell?
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 months ago
Transgender God Magnets are the new Jewish Space Lasers
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 months ago
What a weak god. My patron goddess has survived waves of mass persecution of her most dedicated followers for over a millennium. This guy can’t handle a magnet?