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Submitted ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨HikingVet@lemmy.ca⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    TIL god is iron man.

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  • tomi000@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nobody knows what magnets are. Except this guy.

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  • Avicenna@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Give this man a nobel prize for figuring out how magnets work

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  • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What is he on and where can I get some?

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Who told them the plan?!

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Our society is not that different from the 15th century.

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    • Una@europe.pub ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We are just apes with pants

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      • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        We’re apes forced to wear pants because of arbitrary rules.

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      • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Speak for yourself. I’m naked.

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    • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Transvestigations are the new witch hunts

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  • Godort@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Establishing that good is ferrous or an electric field feels like it should be a heresy

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    • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What’s god going to do to stop me? Get stuck to the fridge?

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        oOOooooOOOooo look at god displaying my D- in theology to all the kitchen

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  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    God is in my brain? Omg get him out of there please. I’m not a social person.

    Also, does that mean he identifies god as a brain-parasite?

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    • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well they say God watches everything you do and think

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    • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think this is how you find out you’re God. Or at least _should_have god-like powers.How good are you at sadism and are you a cunt to your son? Do you often find yourself threatening billions of Ife to eternal torture if they don’t accept your love and moral superiority while worshipping you for it?

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        the other day i said L̶̟̺̂E̵̖͂̚͜͝T̸͇̫̜̈̈́͊͗ ̵͇̻͗T̸͖̻͕͛Ḫ̴̢̰͇̈́͛̀E̸̛͖̕Ȑ̷̡̤̬͎̇̓E̴̢͎̖̣͂͗ ̸̖͇̀͗͝B̴̬̝̀̌͑͠E̵̫̙̲̣͂̍͝ ̴͎̲̑T̸̗͈͙̿̆A̶̤͍̭̰̽̀̃͂C̷̣͈̄̐̐̚Ō̸̝̣͓͗͗̌S̵̜̗̭͜͝ and lo, there were tacos

        so on a scale of 1 to God, i feel about a L Ron Hubbard

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  • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can God make a magnet so powerful that even he can’t overcome it?

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    • Snowpix@lemmy.ca ⁨24⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      He might need one to save him from those iron chariots he can’t defeat.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      can god make a magnet so gay he wants to fuck it

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    • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      God is all powerful, yet utterly powerless to stop people from being gay and doctors from interfering with his will

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  • epicstove@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The onion couldn’t write this shit.

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  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Transgender God Magnets are the new Jewish Space Lasers

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  • PKscope@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If I had known I could make a living just telling blatant falsehoods in an angry way, my life might have turned out a lot differently.

    I do enjoy being able to sleep at night, though. So maybe it all worked out for the best.

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    • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      IF WE ALL FORM A HAPPY FACE SYNBOL AT THE SOUTH END OF LAKE SUPERIOR THEN THE WORLD WILL IMPROVE.

      TIRAMISU KS POISONOUS.

      FROGS WILL PERMANENTLY REMOVE YOUR ABILITY TO BECOME AROUSED IF YOU LOOK THEN IN THE EYE ON A THURSDAY EVENING.

      MONEY NOW!

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      • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I NEED DONATIONS TO SAVE THE UNICORNS! OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE NOTHING TO USE FOR THE LETTER U IN CHILDREN’S ALPHABET BOOKS! AND IF THE CHILDREN’S ALPHABET BOOKS ARE INCOMPLETE, FARMERS WILL FORGET TO PLANT ONIONS! AND WITHOUT ONIONS, MCDONALDS WILL GO OUT OF BUSINESS!

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  • aesthelete@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Apply holy water to deactivate the magnet

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  • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I only managed a “D” in E&M (why are surface integrals). Do I have to detransition?

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    • myotheraccount@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Because there are surfaces. Make everything perfectly uniform, and they vanish.

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just get the magnets wet and they won’t work

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  • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Magnets are tools of the Antifa corporations.

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  • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Do they still need a doctors diagnosis to put this person into a padded cell?

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  • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dont think he has to worry, he has no brain for anything to be sucked out of.

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  • blave@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a shame that doesn’t actually work

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gotta watch those crowds.

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    • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      SHIT BRO LOOK OUT

      A GANG OF LINUX KERNEL CONTRIBUTORS ARE APPROACHING YOUR HOUSE

      THEY’RE HAULING AN IMPROVISED MRI SCANNER

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is how God rays are made, still think it’s worth it?

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  • skiguy0123@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The actual article rawstory.com/…/conservative-radio-host-freaks-out… and a press release for the referenced study www.york.ac.uk/…/psychologist-brian-magnetic/

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    • Morphite88@thelemmy.club ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thank you

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  • PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I went through a powerful magnet phase. Could I just carry one around sucking god from people’s brains? What do I do with god once god has been removed? Are the magnets I have already lousy with god? I don’t think I was given an accurate description of god as a kid or something.

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  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think this guy heard about the god helmet, which is real, and then the delusion took over.

    The helmet apparently causes religious experiences, not remove your ability to have them, but then again this guy is a fucking lunatic so.

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  • AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    don’t give me ideas

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