I didn't verify the headline.
Submitted 4 months ago by HikingVet@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Godort@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Establishing that good is ferrous or an electric field feels like it should be a heresy
Sabata11792@ani.social 4 months ago
What’s god going to do to stop me? Get stuck to the fridge?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 months ago
oOOooooOOOooo look at god displaying my D- in theology to all the kitchen
PKscope@lemmy.world 4 months ago
If I had known I could make a living just telling blatant falsehoods in an angry way, my life might have turned out a lot differently.
I do enjoy being able to sleep at night, though. So maybe it all worked out for the best.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
IF WE ALL FORM A HAPPY FACE SYNBOL AT THE SOUTH END OF LAKE SUPERIOR THEN THE WORLD WILL IMPROVE.
TIRAMISU KS POISONOUS.
FROGS WILL PERMANENTLY REMOVE YOUR ABILITY TO BECOME AROUSED IF YOU LOOK THEN IN THE EYE ON A THURSDAY EVENING.
MONEY NOW!
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
I NEED DONATIONS TO SAVE THE UNICORNS! OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE NOTHING TO USE FOR THE LETTER U IN CHILDREN’S ALPHABET BOOKS! AND IF THE CHILDREN’S ALPHABET BOOKS ARE INCOMPLETE, FARMERS WILL FORGET TO PLANT ONIONS! AND WITHOUT ONIONS, MCDONALDS WILL GO OUT OF BUSINESS!
skiguy0123@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
The actual article rawstory.com/…/conservative-radio-host-freaks-out… and a press release for the referenced study www.york.ac.uk/…/psychologist-brian-magnetic/
Morphite88@thelemmy.club 4 months ago
Thank you
PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I went through a powerful magnet phase. Could I just carry one around sucking god from people’s brains? What do I do with god once god has been removed? Are the magnets I have already lousy with god? I don’t think I was given an accurate description of god as a kid or something.
tomiant@piefed.social 4 months ago
Our society is not that different from the 15th century.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Transvestigations are the new witch hunts
Una@europe.pub 4 months ago
We are just apes with pants
FatVegan@leminal.space 4 months ago
We’re apes forced to wear pants because of arbitrary rules.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Speak for yourself. I’m naked.
slothrop@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Magnets are tools of the Antifa corporations.
blave@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s a shame that doesn’t actually work
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
God is in my brain? Omg get him out of there please. I’m not a social person.
Also, does that mean he identifies god as a brain-parasite?
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Well they say God watches everything you do and think
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Damn, that would make sense…
saltesc@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I think this is how you find out you’re God. Or at least _should_have god-like powers.How good are you at sadism and are you a cunt to your son? Do you often find yourself threatening billions of Ife to eternal torture if they don’t accept your love and moral superiority while worshipping you for it?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 months ago
the other day i said L̶̟̺̂E̵̖͂̚͜͝T̸͇̫̜̈̈́͊͗ ̵͇̻͗T̸͖̻͕͛Ḫ̴̢̰͇̈́͛̀E̸̛͖̕Ȑ̷̡̤̬͎̇̓E̴̢͎̖̣͂͗ ̸̖͇̀͗͝B̴̬̝̀̌͑͠E̵̫̙̲̣͂̍͝ ̴͎̲̑T̸̗͈͙̿̆A̶̤͍̭̰̽̀̃͂C̷̣͈̄̐̐̚Ō̸̝̣͓͗͗̌S̵̜̗̭͜͝ and lo, there were tacos
so on a scale of 1 to God, i feel about a L Ron Hubbard
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Gotta watch those crowds.
tourist@lemmy.world 4 months ago
SHIT BRO LOOK OUT
A GANG OF LINUX KERNEL CONTRIBUTORS ARE APPROACHING YOUR HOUSE
THEY’RE HAULING AN IMPROVISED MRI SCANNER
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
I think this guy heard about the god helmet, which is real, and then the delusion took over.
The helmet apparently causes religious experiences, not remove your ability to have them, but then again this guy is a fucking lunatic so.