Looks like someone poked you with an AT keyboard connector hot enough to burn you
WTF BIT ME?
Submitted 15 hours ago by Candid_Andy@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/3c6e0107-7a18-4d11-8a55-0daf7da278df.jpeg
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okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
morphballganon@mtgzone.com 7 hours ago
No, those pins are positioned as if a “full circle” would be 8 pins. The bumps in OP’s pic are more like if a “full circle” were 6 points.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I’m just makin old man jokes over here. Save your pedantry for something that matters 😉
Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I think windows 10 bit you, and the actual bite is loading
BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I am sorry but you have MIDI
glorkon@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Thank goodness, there are 2⁷ ways to cure that.
Legom7@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
5 mosquitos.
folekaule@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Looks like your Windows 11 update is almost complete. Or it could be fleas, bed bugs, or lice. I’m not a bugologist.
JargonWagon@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
bed bugs tend to bite like that where it’s all grouped up together and I think sometimes in a line.
Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Real talk, check your shit for bed bugs. THEY WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE IF NOT DEALT WITH.
minorkeys@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Idk, but one more and the circle closes, the ritual is complete.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
Looks like 3 fangs plus another set and a half.
6 7
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Bed bugs. The internet will tell you they bite in a straight line, but that’s horse shit. Look up bed bug bites and you’ll see clusters like this, too.
Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
So many bites next to each other could be a bed bug. My understanding is that they’ll leave little black dots around the bites as well. Did you see any before? Otherwise, any of mosquitoes, or fleas.
shutz@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
Bed bugs are usually in a straight line (they follow your veins). Could this be something other than an insect bite?
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I had what i suspected were bed bug bites and a few times they would bite in a cluster somewhat similar to this. I moved out of that apartment and haven’t noticed any bites since but never actually confirmed i had bed bugs.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 hours ago
they bite in 3s as well.
over_clox@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
The 5 Fanged Purple Pimple Monster, apparently.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
What about one mosquito with six guns?
EbenezerScrew@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
TheRealKuni@piefed.social 11 hours ago
There was a fire bite!!!
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Am I the only one who remembers Santo Bugito?
BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
made my day!
Mubelotix@jlai.lu 5 hours ago
Found hundreds of these on my entire body once. Never happened again, never found out what it was
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Just chiming in to agree that you’re gonna need to burn your house down
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
This brought back Bedbug based paranoia I thought I had laid to rest nearly a decade ago so thanks for that.
I hope you have a speedy and painless solution to our problem, but I’m really glad I’m not you OP. My god, if I never see these bastards again it will be too soon.
Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 4 hours ago
Can’t have bedbugs if you don’t have a bed. knock on the head
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 16 minutes ago
I WISH those little fuckers worked like that. Bed bug PTSD is real.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 hours ago
fun fact if you have bats in your area, they also carry bat bugs, which are relative to bed bugs and they can also infest your house too. there is a theory that bed bugs evolved from bat bugs, also they look alike.
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
This is the opposite of a fun fact. I’m going to sneak into your house and steal your fingers for typing it
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Wait what. It’s illegal here to move bats once they’ve picked a home. How do you prevent bat bug infestation
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
Need banana for scale.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
That’s dumb, you can’t weigh something with a banana.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Not with that attitude
sirtwinklebottom@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Bed bugs for sure. Took 2 years to get rid of the bastards as they ate us alive.
mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
could be scabies
Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 hours ago
Sorry. It was me.
expatriado@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
whatever it was, it was going for the hexagon, which are the bestagones
ekZepp@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Don’t worry, they aren’t bites. Just spider eggs.
pewpew@feddit.it 15 hours ago
The PlayStation 2 menu spinning orbs
TheKracken@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Mosquito
Nora@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 hours ago
Are you sure this is bug bites and not a rash or infection, like ringworm for example?
AA5B@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Yeah, I also tried searching and rash came up as at least the same possibility
MelonYellow@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
My vote is bed bug. I’ve had a few encounters while traveling. It’s happened to me in a C shape before, once. Although not as tight of a C shape as yours.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
spider. they bit multiple times.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Idk why this is getting down voted. Spiders usually bite in a line, not that weird it’s a c shape. Impossible to tell without more info. But I’d bet spider.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
when ur on the internet, nobody knows u r a spider
remon@ani.social 14 hours ago
Downvoted because it’s extremely unlikely. Spiders rarely bite in the first place and 5 times is bordering on absurd.
Spiders usually bite in a line
Utter nonsense. Where did you even get this?
Impossible to tell without more info. But I’d bet spider.
It is indeed impossible to tell, but betting on a spider is one of the worst bets you can make in this case.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 hours ago
Impossible to tell without more info
One of the only completely honest people! Even doctors and entomologists rarely are confident enough to diagnose the specific cause just from images of a bite…
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 hours ago
you would see puncture marks.
Davel23@fedia.io 15 hours ago
Vestigal nipples.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Smallest UFO landing ever.
yaroto98@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I touched poision ivy once and it looked like this. If it doesn’t go away like a normal mosquito bite, might need to get it checked out so you can get the prescription cream.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 hours ago
contact dermatitis also does that randomly.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 minutes ago
Bedbugs. If you can, get your house above 120° F and keep it there for at least two hours. If not, CONSTANT VIGILANCE, and constant deep cleaning of everything is the only way I have seen them beaten without poisons.