WTF BIT ME?

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• badbytes@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You allergic to cats? Look like one walked on you.

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• Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pray you don’t get bit again before it finishes loading

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• sramder@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hang on, you’re about to be kidnapped by aliens!

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• candyman337@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can’t really tell scale there but several bites in a row like that might indicate bed bugs, check the corner of your mattress, and any clothes near where you sleep

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  • harcesz@szmer.info ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They go in straight-ish lines, at least the European/Euro-Asian ones I’ve dealt with.

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  whatever it was, it was going for the hexagon, which are the bestagones

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• pewpew@feddit.it ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The PlayStation 2 menu spinning orbs

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• Habahnow@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So many bites next to each other could be a bed bug. My understanding is that they’ll leave little black dots around the bites as well. Did you see any before? Otherwise, any of mosquitoes, or fleas.

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    they bite in 3s as well.

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  • shutz@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bed bugs are usually in a straight line (they follow your veins). Could this be something other than an insect bite?

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    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I had what i suspected were bed bug bites and a few times they would bite in a cluster somewhat similar to this. I moved out of that apartment and haven’t noticed any bites since but never actually confirmed i had bed bugs.

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• Davel23@fedia.io ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Vestigal nipples.

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  • jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t worry, they aren’t bites. Just spider eggs.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  spider. they bit multiple times.

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you would see puncture marks.

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  • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Idk why this is getting down voted. Spiders usually bite in a line, not that weird it’s a c shape. Impossible to tell without more info. But I’d bet spider.

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Impossible to tell without more info

      One of the only completely honest people! Even doctors and entomologists rarely are confident enough to diagnose the specific cause just from images of a bite…

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    • remon@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Downvoted because it’s extremely unlikely. Spiders rarely bite in the first place and 5 times is bordering on absurd.

      Spiders usually bite in a line

      Utter nonsense. Where did you even get this?

      Impossible to tell without more info. But I’d bet spider.

      It is indeed impossible to tell, but betting on a spider is one of the worst bets you can make in this case.

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The spider was probably drunk.

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      when ur on the internet, nobody knows u r a spider

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• yaroto98@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I touched poision ivy once and it looked like this. If it doesn’t go away like a normal mosquito bite, might need to get it checked out so you can get the prescription cream.

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    contact dermatitis also does that randomly.

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• minorkeys@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Idk, but one more and the circle closes, the ritual is complete.

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  • Bubs@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “YA-HAHA! You found me!”

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    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🎶 reward noises 🎶

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• TheKracken@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mosquito

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The 5 Fanged Purple Pimple Monster, apparently.

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