Lmao that fat fuck could not fit in that suit.
US government uses Halo images in a call to 'destroy' immigration, Microsoft declines to comment
Submitted 5 months ago by CubitOom@infosec.pub to games@lemmy.world
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ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Tire@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Doesn’t matter. They’re cultivating and growing the alternate universe for far right suckers to live in.
tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
…So you separate children from their parents at the age of six and abuse them? Yeah, that sounds pretty accurate.
Zahille7@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Instead of Mexican Joker we’ll have Mexican Chief
ICastFist@programming.dev 5 months ago
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Oh my god, theyre gonna activate the ring!
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 months ago
There is still time to stop the key from turning.
umbraroze@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
Come to think of it, the Covenant have a lot in common with American brand millennial Evangelists. Leaning really hard on immanentising the eschaton.
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
It’s another form of kissing the ring. They know it’s bad for business but there’s the implied threat that if they retaliate he could use the FCC to grind the company to a hault.
So it’s a way of reminding them of their loyalty, probably because it’s about to be tested much harder in the future.
ICastFist@programming.dev 5 months ago
Considering how dependent on M$ servers and products the 'murican government is, Microsoft could easily push for a MAD standoff against them
BigBenis@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Microsoft are a bunch of pussies also release the Epstein files!
waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The suit is jacking him off
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 months ago
~~Microsoft declined to comment ~~ Microsoft was completely OK with this
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
of course they are. they aid genocide abroad, why wouldn’t they do it at home too?
fox2263@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The Master Chief needs to finish the fight. Fuck up the (Trump) covenant
Zahille7@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Damn, now I want a mod that replaces all Covenant enemies with these fascists, and replace all their voice lines with actual quotes they’ve said.
You could do Stephen Miller for the Prophets, Trump for the Elites, and maybe Alex Jones or something for the Grunts.
fox2263@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You kill a grunt and it screams “they’re turning the frogs gay”
Kennystillalive@feddit.org 5 months ago
Whenever you think the Turd Reich can’t get more stupid and ridiculous they actually go and do it.
Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Reminds me of this…
gndagreborn@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The DHS equating migrants being deported to fighting the flood was surreal. I had to do a double take.
teawrecks@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Guaranteed, he’s going to count the Console Wars in his list of wars he’s ended.
Nibodhika@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This is why while I love 40k, I have mixed feelings about there ever being a mainstream movie/show about it. I can already imagine MAGA wearing shirts saying “Purge the xeno scum”
rafoix@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
How many Microsoft executives are on the Epstein files?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 months ago
Gates is on it for sure, i believe melinda split over something similar. and his shitck of trying to reinvent his own image, so the epstein files dont bite him in the end.
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
They said Microsoft executives though, which Gates is not.
thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 5 months ago
I would threaten to not buy any more Halo games but I haven’t bought one in like a decade so I recognize there’s not much bite there.
mrmaplebar@fedia.io 5 months ago
FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Even if I support the message: Fuck AI
Firework isn’t consistently in front of the letters or in the background and switches between the two.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I was just noticing this before I read your comment.
justsomeguy@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Flooding the zone too stronk
Taco2112@lemmy.world 5 months ago
whenever theytry to make Pvt Bonespurs look “manly” it always looks so sad and desperate
frunch@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It serves nicely as an opportunity to remind onlookers that Trump avoided military service using his supposed ‘bone spurs’ as a reason he was unfit, though. Nothing like reminding these idiots that their tough guy is that tough
Agent_Karyo@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Microsoft is a criminal organisation that thrives on corruption (no real action being taken with respect anti trust proceedings is still relevant today).
Crime isn’t only about someone stealing your phone, extracting many billion of dollars via oligopolistic methods of limiting competition and leaving people with no other option than to use their products (irrespective of price or feature consideration) is also criminal activity.
They are not going to fight the US administratorion on this.
Rooskie91@discuss.online 5 months ago
They are literally trying to turn Americans into the Covenant tho. Religious warriors.
arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Also the SPARTAN program was pretty fucked, so this just looks bad in every way IMO.
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 5 months ago
He would probably approve of their crimes against children.
echodot@feddit.uk 5 months ago
The Covenant might be religious fanatics but they’re actually capable of working with other religious fanatics, in mutual cooperation.
MAGAs are more like Species 8472, utterly hostile to anything that doesn’t conform to their very narrow and ill informed worldview, even to the point of being hostile to potential allies, thus alienating them.
Batmorous@piefed.social 4 months ago
Time to give the Covenant their bomb - The real master chief
CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Nah. They showed the capacity to change and grow from their experiences and interactions.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s piss colored, and that makes it accurate.
Blaster_M@lemmy.world 5 months ago
lmao they didn’t even try to color correct the piss filter
NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Lawsuit incoming…?
cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Probably. Trump will probably sue Microsoft for stealing his battle suit for video games.
nfreak@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Microsoft declining to comment may as well be a confession that they gave this shit the go-ahead
Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I don’t know what’s worse, that Microsoft may have given them the go-ahead or that they did it knowing Microsoft would be too scared to say something.
Tm12@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
From who? They funded the Epstein Ballroom.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Unexpectedly good political commentary from checks notes PC Gamer
BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Honestly PC gamer has been pretty solid lately. Not sure why. Almost makes me nervous.
Ashtear@piefed.social 5 months ago
Staff shake-up last year. Phil Savage and Tyler Wilde have really stepped it up and let their writers sound off.
Like any of the major sites though, the news side still has its share of articles generated from one-liners sourced from interviews ran elsewhere.
Best_Jeanist@discuss.online 5 months ago
Also if Trump is any Halo character, he’s the Prophet of Truth
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Nah truth was actually well spoken and was a decent leader. He’d be regret.