Best_Jeanist
@Best_Jeanist@discuss.online
- Comment on Breakthrough gel can regenerate tooth enamel within weeks 1 week ago:
- Comment on US government uses Halo images in a call to 'destroy' immigration, Microsoft declines to comment 1 week ago:
In Contact Harvest, Truth learns of a new species that has been discovered, and apparently the old Forerunner scanners say the humans have a lot of holy Forerunner artifacts that are indicated by this symbol:
Truth goes to talk to the old Forerunner AI kept prisoner in the basement and says “You guys didn’t provide a legend with your scanners, what’s this thing?”
Mendicant Bias the Forerunner AI explains, “Oh, that’s the symbol for Reclaimer. Reclaimers are the people my old bosses chose to inherit our empire after they all kicked the bucket.”
Truth says “Wait, you’re saying this is a planet full of demigods?”
Mendicant Bias is like “Yeah, haha, I guess if you insist on worshipping my creators as gods, then you’d better start worshipping these people instead from now on. They’re supposed to be your new bosses.”
Truth says “No, absolutely not. I worked much too hard to become a space pope and I’m not letting the second coming of Jesus get in the way of my plans. I’m going to declare a space jihad against these new aliens so nobody finds out they’re demigods.”
Anyway, the new species were humans and the Covenant declared a holy war and nearly wiped humanity out. Truth also ordered a genocide of the Sangheili after the Sangheili generals started asking a few too many tricky questions like “why are we having a space jihad against the humans they seem nice”
- Comment on US government uses Halo images in a call to 'destroy' immigration, Microsoft declines to comment 2 weeks ago:
Also if Trump is any Halo character, he’s the Prophet of Truth
- Comment on Largest study of its kind shows AI assistants misrepresent news content 45% of the time – regardless of language or territory 3 weeks ago:
I wonder if people trust ChatGPT more or less than an international celebrity who is also their best friend.
- Comment on engagement 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, the gooner weeb likes the weeb game with the suicidal children, so complaining about a blinding joke is a bit petty
- Comment on AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright 3 weeks ago:
To help people with paralysis shimmy into their wheelchairs in the morning and to keep the elderly in poorly insulated homes from freezing in the night.
- Comment on engagement 3 weeks ago:
Nice question dodge
- Comment on engagement 3 weeks ago:
Are you angry on your own behalf or on the other person’s? That is to say, are you angry that the explanation that helps someone else appreciate the joke will lessen your own appreciation? Or are you worried they won’t appreciate the joke they don’t understand after they understand it?
- Comment on engagement 3 weeks ago:
Why does other people asking to understand a joke make you emotional?
- Comment on engagement 3 weeks ago:
Oh, so your joke about us all being autistic was just internalised prejudice, got it
- Comment on engagement 3 weeks ago:
The person complaining about the blinding joke is a gooner weeb so this is a classic case of people in glass houses throwing stones.
- Comment on engagement 3 weeks ago:
Hot take: allism is a social disability and right here we have a perfect example of an allistic person complaining that they don’t want a joke to be explained because their allism doesn’t like clear communication. Allistic people feel an innate need to obfuscate communication because their brains need the exercise of deciphering hidden codes in everything.
- Comment on I AM BETTER 3 weeks ago:
What we need is a socialist revolution
- Comment on Any swifties here to verify this? 5 weeks ago:
The lyric from dress is about a dress. But if the lyric from wood is about wood, then that’s one long fucking dick
- Comment on Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year 5 weeks ago:
Just make him the wise old mentor, easy
- Comment on Investors are making up the highest share of homebuyers in 5 years 5 weeks ago:
No. Nobody needs a Bitcoin to live, and Bitcoins are still expensive. We have more houses than we need, and housing is expensive. That’s because they’re both being used as ponzi schemes.
- Comment on America could have avoided all of this with a functional justice system 1 month ago:
Blaming other people doesn’t make your guilt go away. What I’m hearing is that you and Biden both helped Trump win. Why would you work alongside Biden to set up a fascist regime? That’s horrible!
- Comment on America could have avoided all of this with a functional justice system 1 month ago:
Ladies please, you’re both right. The Rs get to pick who votes and the voters pick the president. Either one could have avoided this. This happened because you both fucked up.
- Comment on America could have avoided all of this with a functional justice system 1 month ago:
We fucking tried telling everyone Biden wasn’t good enough
What did you do that for!? I would have liked him better than Trump! It’s your fault we didn’t get him!
