Quetzalcutlass

Last I read the “deal” is saddling EA with $20 billion in debt, so here’s hoping.

But also, leveraged buyouts are fucking disgusting and should be illegal.

Crazy Taxi is also the reason there aren’t more games like this. Sega patented the gameplay and UI and later sued Fox and EA over The Simpsons: Road Rage’s similarities. Fear of Sega’s legal team killed the genre until the patent expired.

Delicious, nutritious snow.

Edwin?

*checks article*

Edwin.

I miss the old RPS.

“Shut it down now!”

“It’s not- it’s not shutting down!”

*cut to scientist mashing keys in vim insert mode as resonance cascade begins*

“Yes, we put out $85 in DLC on day one, but don’t worry. It’s all unnecessary crap!”

What excellent marketing.

Thanks! I’d like to pretend there’s a clever story behind it, but I came up with it by randomly adding and swapping syllables around Quetzalcoatl until I accidentally stumbled upon something decent.

“Minimalist” isn’t a word I’d normally associate with “immersive sim” (which are all about emergent complexity from the interactions between systems), but in this case it seems to be called minimalist because it’s basically a text game with a GUI bolted on top.

It looks great and it could be fun, but I don’t see how you could possibly do anything not explicitly programmed in by the devs in such a system. I personally wouldn’t describe it as an immersive sim to avoid getting players’ hopes up.

Don’t forget the Yuffie expansion for the first game that they made early adopters pay for (though it’s now bundled with the game).

I give it a week tops before a player drops an entire mountain on one.

Vordt, is that you?

Fuck the Daughters of the Confederacy too while we’re at it.

Considering what the J in JD Vance stands for, I’m fine with s moratorium on James for a while.

Court cases in a world with illusion magic must be wild.

You speak the truth. I gave a Deatchclaw 6 .38 rounds and it just seemed angrier.

I guess I needed a gift of higher caliber.

But it you didn’t go into that random building, you wouldn’t have found that chest with a single lockpick inside (that took three to open).

The evil twin was running a complicated scheme of identity theft and character assassination. You killing them before they could destroy the good twin’s reputation makes you even more of a hero!

Okay, Rimworlder.