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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MTZ@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Anyone who wouldn’t lick the sweat off their partners face is a coward.

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    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Anyone who wouldn’t lick the sweat off their partner face anywhere is a coward.

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    • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Who needs blue pills when I have your erotic prose!

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Now watch this drive

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  • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I became sexually active in that window where women commonly kept their pubic hair unless they were kinky or specifically into the bare feels¹, and porn was rife with shaved offerings and French-style runways.

    ¹ Every woman I was around for too long would reveal that yeah, she struggle with the maintenance process, whether in-grown hairs or surprise scratchiness or whatever. Full bush is a lot easier to maintain.

    So my brain associated real relationship sex with pubic hair. It was one of those signals that indicated we’re not just honeymooning or doing a one-night stand but trying to do something real.

    It wasn’t always true, to my disappointment, but brains work in funny ways.

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  • Widdershins@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I saw them live and Gavin was lip syncing but it only became obvious when he climbed the barrier to run through the crowd during a song.

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    • axexrx@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I also went to the band at first.

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    • darvocet@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Really? That’s pretty fucked up!

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      • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I heard a live thing they did for SiriusXM a while back, he really doesn’t have the range for the old stuff anymore. I wondered why the band didn’t drop the key, it didn’t sound good at all.

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Smooth shaved seems weirdly childlike IMO. Adults have hair.

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    • tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Unshaved seems weirdly ape-like IMO. Adult humans shave hair

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      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Do you think completely unshaved men look like children?

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      • mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Guess what humans are lol

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “I don’t like pie.”

    “Ok, you don’t deserve any.”

    I mean…?? Might as well just say “Fuck you for not liking pie!” Same thing.

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    • SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      you can fuck someone who removes their bush, but that’s a sad arrangement indeed

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      • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s even sadder to fuck someone with no pie. :(

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  • PillowTalk420@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I only mind pubic hair when it gets in my mouth.

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    • toomanypancakes@piefed.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You don't enjoy flossing?

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  • SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Finally, someone that understands my… “interests”

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  • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What we get and what we deserve are two different things… can you give it to them froso?

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