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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • 3yiyo3@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think this is rather a representation of how the common USA citizen see the world lmao

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  • PillBugTheGreat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lol, the mountains in the East underwater.

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  • BioDriver@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Great, just what I needed. MORE humidity

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  • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I guess I’ll have water front property before I die after all.

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks like my house is still there so fuck it.

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  • DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve got ocean front property in Arrriiiizzooonnaaa

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  • SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck you, Canada won’t be no part of the US

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  • titanicx@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That is this, some sort of shit post.

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  • Catalyst_A@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t think it can be reversed. They’re just saying that so we don’t freak out super saiyan level.

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  • Octavio@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh, this again? Come on. That’s not what scientists say. It’s a map of the Mediterranean Sea superimposed on the US. It’s a joke. Florida is going to be submerged way before the Rocky Mountains.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As a citizen scientist, I have to agree with the map’s conclusion. If anything, it’s optimistic. I’d say the timeline is probably closer to 12 years before that map is our new reality.

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    • Burninator05@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Florida is going to be submerged way before the Rocky Mountains.

      Do you have a source for this? I’m going to need to do some of my own research before I start believing that.

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      • Canconda@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        John Denver - Rocky Mountain High

        Flo Rida - Low

        WATER RUNS DOWNHILL

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    • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your only saying that cuz you have hope for the future

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      • Octavio@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I don’t know. Here I am occupying my day explaining to strangers that a map posted to something literally called “Lemmy Shitpost” is not scientifically accurate. I think I’m probably not clever enough to operate in the future. I hate the future. It sucks. Where’s my flying car?

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  • ChonkyLincoln@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Waterfront property in Omaha! It’s gonna be lit!

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  • antonamo@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    independent.co.uk/…/map-fake-us-sea-level-rise-b2…

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  • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Keep going. We haven’t sunk Florida yet.

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  • causepix@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    lake Superior lookin pretty lush

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How dare you give Missouri such good food

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  • DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    how is new orelans still there if its built under sea level?

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Inland sea could return?

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    • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I never get tired of the map of Laramidia. I really was born in the wrong generation. I should have been an ankylosaur

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    • Lucky_777@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Amazing what 34 million years does to land formations. Time truely is fucking king.

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  • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reverse effect of sea level rise.

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  • thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m from WV, many of us (including myself) care deeply about the environment. That being said, water front property in the state I love would be AMAZING wv with beaches sounds like a dream. Can imagine the valleys and hills would make a bunch of cool islands. Kind of like the Les cheneaux islands up noth. Would be sick as shit for sailing.

    Alas I know this is a pipe dream and any environmental effects that drove the water that high would basically turn the rest of the planet into a desert hellscape.

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  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A legitimate Gulf of America

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  • tino@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    at least, they’ll finally get decent food

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  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Amerope isn’t real, it cannot hurt us

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The nice thing about climate change is I can retire in a seaside town without ever having to move house.

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  • PacMan@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Y’all thought Ohio was gonna invade everyone but it’s everyone invading Ohio

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Missouri. They get the best food in climatechangerica

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      • PacMan@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        As long as I can still see some titties on the Huzzah I am okay with whatever

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  • SirHery@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was thinking this looks a lot like the Mediterranean sea. It took me about 1 min to see Italy 🥲

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  • realitista@lemmus.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Florida is still there so not real

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    • Alaik@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah no way FL and LA are above sea level.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Flattest state in the Union. My town is a whopping 33’ above sea level.

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      • Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Since a 2°C increase in temp means a ~2m increase in sea level, there’s plenty of room left over from your 33’.

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If the US gets their own Mediterranean, maybe they will start having proper food too. Ah who am I kidding, they will never stop eating toxic waste.

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dear God! We can’t let that stuff into our country! We need to put up a wall to keep it out. I think I have a chant for it Build the Wall, Build the Wall, Build The Wall.

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  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    new york is close enough, no one’s heard of jefferson anyways

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  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Man I was hoping this was real thanks :(

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The sea there hit most of the mountain ranges. If Kentucky is underwater and ohio isn’t a lot more than just climate change happened

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