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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Burn more coal, I still see part of Texas left.

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    • The_Lurker@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      From my Oklahoma friend: “Give Texas back to Mexico!”

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I can’t remember where I saw this (probably a webcomic) where they asked who won the Mexican American war, and the punchline was “well who ended up with Texas”

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    • protist@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t know, they took some of the most conservative parts of the state to the north and northeast, plus the panhandle. Maybe we’ve got a chance now.

      I’m just glad they took Oklahoma

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  • arox@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Another Italy?

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    • anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In this economy??

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    • huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ll pay taxes necessary for another Italy if we get another Greece. Fuck now I’m hungry

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Florida being basically the same… even the ocean didn’t want that fuckin place.

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  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Man I was hoping this was real thanks :(

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The sea there hit most of the mountain ranges. If Kentucky is underwater and ohio isn’t a lot more than just climate change happened

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  • Octavio@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh, this again? Come on. That’s not what scientists say. It’s a map of the Mediterranean Sea superimposed on the US. It’s a joke. Florida is going to be submerged way before the Rocky Mountains.

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    • Burninator05@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Florida is going to be submerged way before the Rocky Mountains.

      Do you have a source for this? I’m going to need to do some of my own research before I start believing that.

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      • Canconda@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        John Denver - Rocky Mountain High

        Flo Rida - Low

        WATER RUNS DOWNHILL

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    • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Your only saying that cuz you have hope for the future

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      • Octavio@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I don’t know. Here I am occupying my day explaining to strangers that a map posted to something literally called “Lemmy Shitpost” is not scientifically accurate. I think I’m probably not clever enough to operate in the future. I hate the future. It sucks. Where’s my flying car?

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      As a citizen scientist, I have to agree with the map’s conclusion. If anything, it’s optimistic. I’d say the timeline is probably closer to 12 years before that map is our new reality.

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  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A legitimate Gulf of America

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  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Amerope isn’t real, it cannot hurt us

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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  • realitista@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Florida is still there so not real

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    • Alaik@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah no way FL and LA are above sea level.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Flattest state in the Union. My town is a whopping 33’ above sea level.

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      • Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Since a 2°C increase in temp means a ~2m increase in sea level, there’s plenty of room left over from your 33’.

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  • invictvs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The world does not need another Balkan peninsula, trust me. And especially not in a place where guns are legal.

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  • DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    how is new orelans still there if its built under sea level?

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The nice thing about climate change is I can retire in a seaside town without ever having to move house.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How dare you give Missouri such good food

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  • PacMan@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Y’all thought Ohio was gonna invade everyone but it’s everyone invading Ohio

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Missouri. They get the best food in climatechangerica

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      • PacMan@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        As long as I can still see some titties on the Huzzah I am okay with whatever

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  • SirHery@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was thinking this looks a lot like the Mediterranean sea. It took me about 1 min to see Italy 🥲

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If the US gets their own Mediterranean, maybe they will start having proper food too. Ah who am I kidding, they will never stop eating toxic waste.

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  • DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve got ocean front property in Arrriiiizzooonnaaa

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  • antonamo@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    independent.co.uk/…/map-fake-us-sea-level-rise-b2…

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  • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Reverse effect of sea level rise.

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  • thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m from WV, many of us (including myself) care deeply about the environment. That being said, water front property in the state I love would be AMAZING wv with beaches sounds like a dream. Can imagine the valleys and hills would make a bunch of cool islands. Kind of like the Les cheneaux islands up noth. Would be sick as shit for sailing.

    Alas I know this is a pipe dream and any environmental effects that drove the water that high would basically turn the rest of the planet into a desert hellscape.

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Looks like my house is still there so fuck it.

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  • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Keep going. We haven’t sunk Florida yet.

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  • manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think it Latin it would be color rubrum (color red), or subrufum (reddish), I’m not sure how you use colors though so not totally sure

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    • carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      huh. TIL

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  • g8phcon2@k.fe.derate.me ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lol, had me for a minute.

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    • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I was wondering why the water wouldn’t match the topography and the realized where it’s posted.

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  • Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve always thought they saw models of the world we havent yet, and they all decided it’s financially beneficial (for them) to physically destroy the planet in hopes of having it terraform like this.

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  • BioDriver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Great, just what I needed. MORE humidity

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  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    new york is close enough, no one’s heard of jefferson anyways

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  • tidderuuf@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m starting my rain dance while lighting up a mouth full of cigarettes. We need this bitch to flood in less than 5.

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  • 3yiyo3@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think this is rather a representation of how the common USA citizen see the world lmao

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  • PillBugTheGreat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lol, the mountains in the East underwater.

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  • titanicx@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That is this, some sort of shit post.

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