We just find out how they were able to breach the impenetrable walls of swine.
They're coming.
Submitted 1 month ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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rami@ani.social 1 month ago
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
HeadyBroccoli@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
If that’s what it was supposed to look like in 2023 I wonder what the actual distribution was that year
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I don’t know, but I do suspect ‘big angry bacon’ is soon gonna be on a lot more people’s menus, lol.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The fact that the human side has gone radio silent on the war tells you all you need to know. Pray to whatever god you observe. It’s going to get bleak.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 month ago
Hogs no diff that and then learn enough tool use to take the akimbo AR-15s from our corpses
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
mild confusion, followed by YEEHAW, excited aerial gunfire
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
voodooattack@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ICE is going to take care of it
Chakravanti@monero.town 1 month ago
Lets support that sense until they’re all on the
aircraftrocket toanywhere elsehell.I think the
sonsun will agree.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Leprosy is back on the menu, baby
notsosure@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I wouldn’t worry too much; they don’t have thumbs, so flying a jet may turn into an unexpected challenge hehehe.
CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hmm… do you actually need thumbs to fly a modern commercial jet?
Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I would say yes, in order to have a sufficient grip on the stick/yoke
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Musk wants to install his neuralink thing in them so they can fly that way. No thumbs needed.
Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Southern Florida shows us that the only way to defeat them is with alligators.
“We know how to take them out, General. Spread the word.”
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Um, no, that’s just the part of Florida that the animals can tell will be under water soon.
switcheroo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Reminder: do not eat those.
You’ve been warned.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m gonna.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
That’s how you get leprosy.
drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
There is exactly one and it is that giant one in the picture. He is surveying new potential lands to extend his power.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Possum on the half shell. Dillo power!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Teenage Mutant Arma-dillos
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Anywhere but the south tip of florida apparently
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Professionals have standards, they saw Florida and said no thanks.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Yo I love armadillos and I rarely see them, but this map shows them just barely where I live. I hope to see one here soon, I’m sure the first one I see will be on the road, but then hopefully alive soon too :)
BanMe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I moved to Armadillo territory 10 years ago and sadly I’ve never seen one alive, only roadkill confirming their presence. The tarantula are the same way. We’re just not in the places they frolic most of the time, and if we are, they hide.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maybe you’ll get to see both… one right after the other.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
As an invasive species what harm do they cause?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dojan@pawb.social 1 month ago
I love the word aviation. Makes it feel like you can nounify other animal types. Like mammation. Or you could go into subgroups, like cervidation, chiropteration, monotremation, etc.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Crustaceans?
Dojan@pawb.social 1 month ago
Crustation? Or maybe crustaceation? A process of periodical molting. Or maybe the act of using a claw-like implement?
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I’m trying to figure out how they’re supposed to get to Los Angeles without crossing through San Diego. I guess hop a plane to LAX and go to Disneyland?
grue@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve seen them very rarely in metro Atlanta.
Which means they’ve reached Hartsfield International Airport, and we’re all screwed.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
… starting with the Tri-State Area.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is a message from big boar to distract you from who’s really taking over.
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m calling it now: the 9-banded armadillo will be adopted as Canada’s mascot in the next decade, after they become the main species in the Canadian deserts.
ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 1 month ago
Armadillos in Boston
heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Watch cute pet armadillos on tiktok, then see how you feel about it
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Armadillhole.
simple@piefed.social 1 month ago
whoever will stop this massive armadillo kaiju trampling over the united states?
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Wouldnt make it any worse than it already is. Maybe it will unite the idiots again.
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Will nobody rid me of this massive armadillo kaiju?
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Positively turbulent
M137@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No one. Let it do the work, it’s needed.