We just find out how they were able to breach the impenetrable walls of swine.
They're coming.
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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rami@ani.social 3 weeks ago
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
HeadyBroccoli@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
If that’s what it was supposed to look like in 2023 I wonder what the actual distribution was that year
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I don’t know, but I do suspect ‘big angry bacon’ is soon gonna be on a lot more people’s menus, lol.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The fact that the human side has gone radio silent on the war tells you all you need to know. Pray to whatever god you observe. It’s going to get bleak.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Hogs no diff that and then learn enough tool use to take the akimbo AR-15s from our corpses
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
mild confusion, followed by YEEHAW, excited aerial gunfire
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
voodooattack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ICE is going to take care of it
Chakravanti@monero.town 3 weeks ago
Lets support that sense until they’re all on the
aircraftrocket toanywhere elsehell.I think the
sonsun will agree.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Leprosy is back on the menu, baby
notsosure@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I wouldn’t worry too much; they don’t have thumbs, so flying a jet may turn into an unexpected challenge hehehe.
CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hmm… do you actually need thumbs to fly a modern commercial jet?
Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I would say yes, in order to have a sufficient grip on the stick/yoke
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Musk wants to install his neuralink thing in them so they can fly that way. No thumbs needed.
Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Southern Florida shows us that the only way to defeat them is with alligators.
“We know how to take them out, General. Spread the word.”
_stranger_@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Um, no, that’s just the part of Florida that the animals can tell will be under water soon.
switcheroo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Reminder: do not eat those.
You’ve been warned.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m gonna.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
That’s how you get leprosy.
drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
There is exactly one and it is that giant one in the picture. He is surveying new potential lands to extend his power.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Possum on the half shell. Dillo power!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Teenage Mutant Arma-dillos
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Anywhere but the south tip of florida apparently
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Professionals have standards, they saw Florida and said no thanks.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
Yo I love armadillos and I rarely see them, but this map shows them just barely where I live. I hope to see one here soon, I’m sure the first one I see will be on the road, but then hopefully alive soon too :)
BanMe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I moved to Armadillo territory 10 years ago and sadly I’ve never seen one alive, only roadkill confirming their presence. The tarantula are the same way. We’re just not in the places they frolic most of the time, and if we are, they hide.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Maybe you’ll get to see both… one right after the other.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
As an invasive species what harm do they cause?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Dojan@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
I love the word aviation. Makes it feel like you can nounify other animal types. Like mammation. Or you could go into subgroups, like cervidation, chiropteration, monotremation, etc.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Crustaceans?
Dojan@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Crustation? Or maybe crustaceation? A process of periodical molting. Or maybe the act of using a claw-like implement?
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I’m trying to figure out how they’re supposed to get to Los Angeles without crossing through San Diego. I guess hop a plane to LAX and go to Disneyland?
grue@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve seen them very rarely in metro Atlanta.
Which means they’ve reached Hartsfield International Airport, and we’re all screwed.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
… starting with the Tri-State Area.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is a message from big boar to distract you from who’s really taking over.
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m calling it now: the 9-banded armadillo will be adopted as Canada’s mascot in the next decade, after they become the main species in the Canadian deserts.
ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
Armadillos in Boston
heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Watch cute pet armadillos on tiktok, then see how you feel about it
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Armadillhole.
simple@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
whoever will stop this massive armadillo kaiju trampling over the united states?
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Wouldnt make it any worse than it already is. Maybe it will unite the idiots again.
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Will nobody rid me of this massive armadillo kaiju?
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Positively turbulent
M137@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No one. Let it do the work, it’s needed.