They're coming.

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• simple@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  whoever will stop this massive armadillo kaiju trampling over the united states?

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wouldnt make it any worse than it already is. Maybe it will unite the idiots again.

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  • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Will nobody rid me of this massive armadillo kaiju?

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Positively turbulent

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No one. Let it do the work, it’s needed.

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Armadillos…

  … versus! …

  Feral Hogs!

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  F I G H T !

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  • HeadyBroccoli@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If that’s what it was supposed to look like in 2023 I wonder what the actual distribution was that year

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I don’t know, but I do suspect ‘big angry bacon’ is soon gonna be on a lot more people’s menus, lol.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The fact that the human side has gone radio silent on the war tells you all you need to know. Pray to whatever god you observe. It’s going to get bleak.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hogs no diff that and then learn enough tool use to take the akimbo AR-15s from our corpses

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      mild confusion, followed by YEEHAW, excited aerial gunfire

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• rami@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  We just find out how they were able to breach the impenetrable walls of swine.

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• voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  ICE is going to take care of it

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  • Chakravanti@monero.town ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Lets support that sense until they’re all on the aircraft rocket to anywhere else hell.

    I think the son sun will agree.

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• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Leprosy is back on the menu, baby

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• notsosure@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I wouldn’t worry too much; they don’t have thumbs, so flying a jet may turn into an unexpected challenge hehehe.

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  • CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hmm… do you actually need thumbs to fly a modern commercial jet?

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    • Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I would say yes, in order to have a sufficient grip on the stick/yoke

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Musk wants to install his neuralink thing in them so they can fly that way. No thumbs needed.

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• Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Southern Florida shows us that the only way to defeat them is with alligators.

  “We know how to take them out, General. Spread the word.”

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Um, no, that’s just the part of Florida that the animals can tell will be under water soon.

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• switcheroo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Reminder: do not eat those.

  You’ve been warned.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m gonna.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s how you get leprosy.

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• drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There is exactly one and it is that giant one in the picture. He is surveying new potential lands to extend his power.

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Possum on the half shell. Dillo power!

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Teenage Mutant Arma-dillos

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• HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Anywhere but the south tip of florida apparently

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Professionals have standards, they saw Florida and said no thanks.

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• doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yo I love armadillos and I rarely see them, but this map shows them just barely where I live. I hope to see one here soon, I’m sure the first one I see will be on the road, but then hopefully alive soon too :)

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  • BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I moved to Armadillo territory 10 years ago and sadly I’ve never seen one alive, only roadkill confirming their presence. The tarantula are the same way. We’re just not in the places they frolic most of the time, and if we are, they hide.

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Maybe you’ll get to see both… one right after the other.

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• ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As an invasive species what harm do they cause?

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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• Dojan@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I love the word aviation. Makes it feel like you can nounify other animal types. Like mammation. Or you could go into subgroups, like cervidation, chiropteration, monotremation, etc.

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Crustaceans?

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    • Dojan@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Crustation? Or maybe crustaceation? A process of periodical molting. Or maybe the act of using a claw-like implement?

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m trying to figure out how they’re supposed to get to Los Angeles without crossing through San Diego. I guess hop a plane to LAX and go to Disneyland?

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• grue@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ve seen them very rarely in metro Atlanta.

  Which means they’ve reached Hartsfield International Airport, and we’re all screwed.

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• LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  … starting with the Tri-State Area.

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• Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is a message from big boar to distract you from who’s really taking over.

  youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkJemc4T5NYZRH_2kTRBKe…

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• ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m calling it now: the 9-banded armadillo will be adopted as Canada’s mascot in the next decade, after they become the main species in the Canadian deserts.

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• ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Armadillos in Boston

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• heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Watch cute pet armadillos on tiktok, then see how you feel about it

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Armadillhole.

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