HonoraryMancunian

@HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eating would be weird if we didn't enjoy it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like you’re somewhat ace

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rats.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbh you don’t need to be either an addict nor broke to be excited about the prospect of a free brick of cocaine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He is cooked⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean what would make even more sense would be to not split up the message so randomly, but then again that would spoil the joke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  GET OFF MY LAWN!

  Just kidding. I’m a millennial. I don’t own a lawn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatmeal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cous cous

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In 6 hours it will be illegal to say "I support Palestine Action" in the UK, with a sentence of up to 14 years in prison.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m calling the rozzers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨413524 Gang, rise up!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean they’re really hard to draw perfectly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨France imposes smoking ban on beaches, parks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People should also not smoke within a 10 metres radius of schools, swimming pools, libraries and other places that hurt minors.

  What if their property is directly adjacent?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Art imitates life⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  but he was still such a colossal Elon that his party essentially dissolved from sheer cringe.

  Top kek

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨:-)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you OK now man?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mission impossible⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  *tea’s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Massaging the neck and face may help flush waste out of the brain⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t this also what happens when we sleep?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got some more folks??⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  *Astyanax Mexcanus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FFFFFUUUUUUUU⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Correctly so

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨science never ends⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Scary was the worst stage name. It really hasn’t aged well

• "Different shit. Same day." would be a good tagline for Groundhog Day
  Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩ | ⁨3⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fVck AI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the wrong way round

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fruit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What was the original? All my searching leads to this exact comic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nicole endgame⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Excellent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nicole endgame⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ping

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nicole endgame⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Good. Can you keep us updated?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Something something sexual tyrannosaurus⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And how do you get it in without moving?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨place yer bets⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That aren’t both hearts (aces can still make a flush)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks mom, I don't want any⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It might be potato waffles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The country is done for⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Petition to put the ampersand back in

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tiger Predators⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Indian ocean isn’t a desert

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typing monkey would be unable to produce 'Hamlet' within the lifetime of the universe, study finds⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Heat death would be my assumption, so between about 10^100 and 10^106 years

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woman admits hurling McDonald's milkshake over Nigel Farage⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What if the target is lacto intolerant and ends up consuming some?

  I think you’re overestimating the likelihood of someone consuming a liquid thrown at them, and underestimating how much milkshake a typical lactose-intolerant person would need to consume to get a severe reaction.