So she's saying that she's a sexual bull?

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• threatcat@infosec.pub ⁨43⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Slight clarification that no one will care about, this is from the Irish Star, not the Irish Times. The Star shares the same parent company as the UK’s Daily Mirror, and more or less aims for similar demographics

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Thanks! I fixed it.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So he’s only able to get the job done after his wife has had her neck muscles cut and was worn out by like 3 other dudes?

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• RaoulDuke@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He’s the matador while the bull fucks his wife. Cuck.

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  • BigPotato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Does… Does that mean he kills them after?

    Because I could see that.

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    • gdog05@lemmy.world ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Just directs them into her with a red towel.

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• MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This reminds me of the bags of sand moment in 40 year old virgin.

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  • magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I need to watch that movie again. It’s been way too long.

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• MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My man husband is a very manly man.

  I swear to God, if you bring up the totally not true story that he plays with Barbie dolls, I’m gonna fucking lose it.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Good news, Katie Miller also said that the only condiment eats is mayonnaise.

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    • UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I’ve heard the same about Ken G…

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• FiremanEdsRevenge@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This screams, “My husband is a cuck and has a small ass dick”

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• distantsounds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  what stephen miller wears in bed

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or while Elon’s in his bed with Katie… or so the rumors around DC have it.

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    • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨26⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Really? I heard Elon had a failed dick enhancement and it doesn’t work any more.

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• LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse. – Ezekiel 23:20

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• diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • salacious_coaster@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I saw this meme first. Can’t believe this is real

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=69879

  NSFW

  Or lunch if you read far enough

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  • StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I choose to believe this story harder than Ann Coulter took it in the butt

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Wow. The internet was pretty funny before I arrived

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      You should check out the bloodninja texts.

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Uhhhhhbbbbbbbb!?!?!?!?!

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yiiiiiiiikes.

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You think that’s bad? There a sequel.

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• omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As long as there is a freshly beaten Mexican woman in the room

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The Space Cowboy?

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Some call him the Gangster of Love.

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