N. 5

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• OZFive@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Ste41th@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Such a good film

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• Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mambo

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  • SavinDWhales@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Loo Bega - Man, blew a No. 5

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hey, I know this spot! That building in the background is the studio where they film for Hot Ones. No big deal, they’ve got a contractor on speed dial for whenever it needs replacement.

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh I get it. You made a joke about hot wings resulting in people blowing up toilets.

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes, you figured out the joke and explained it.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• salty_chief@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hater “You must think you’re hot shit!”

  Me *Points to porta-john

  Me “Not hot but lava motherclucker!”

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is not my favorite “Doctor Who” episode.

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• SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Spicy food will do that

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  • Greddan@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not really, unless you’re severely overeating spicy things to the point that it damages your stomach lining. The more common scenario is eating rancid meat, that’s been camouflaged with excessive seasoning to hide the taste.

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    • tryitout@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night…

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• s@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He ate the radioactive Walmart shrimp

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  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    FukuShrimpA

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• mtpender@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In the immortal words of Kenny

  “This is an example of someone having a 2 inch arsehole and us only installing 1 inch plumbing.”

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think a terminator arrived from the future 😥

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No, it’s Number Five. Didn’t you read the title?

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    • jj4211@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Johnny Five?

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• Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.

  What are four and five, then?

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  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We dont speak of number 4, Number 5 however is when you do all 1-4 all at once and the pure force and gravitational pull makes a mini black hole then quickly explodes.

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  • ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    All shot together with five apparently. 💥

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  • herrvogel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Number 4 is when the force of your shit cannot be contained within the bowl and you have to spend some time cleaning around it when you’re done.

    Number 5 is when the force of your shit cannot ne contained within the bathroom and you have to pay for renovations when you’re done.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Your trans dimensional shit just destroyed the TARDIS.

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  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    TARDIS SHARTDIS

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• Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I told the woman at the counter😢😢😢 low spice level. She said it wasn’t hot.

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Trump tower in a just world

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• blindbunny@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why do I love this form of modern art?

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  King of the Shit post.

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• krunklom@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When will humankind figure out how to build a porto potty that can handle a number 5?

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• dwemthy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nothing beats the high of organic, colon cooked meth. Too bad it doesn’t mix well with chemical toilets

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  • felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I figured they were smoking the pipe and caught something on fire

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• doritoshave9sides@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Went mumbo jumbo?

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• i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Someone had a giant blue.

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• Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Too many White Castles

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• msage@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Chanel?

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