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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ekZepp@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • OZFive@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Ste41th@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Such a good film

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  • salty_chief@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hater “You must think you’re hot shit!”

    Me *Points to porta-john

    Me “Not hot but lava motherclucker!”

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  • Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mambo

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    • SavinDWhales@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Loo Bega - Man, blew a No. 5

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hey, I know this spot! That building in the background is the studio where they film for Hot Ones. No big deal, they’ve got a contractor on speed dial for whenever it needs replacement.

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh I get it. You made a joke about hot wings resulting in people blowing up toilets.

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      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yes, you figured out the joke and explained it.

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  • Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I told the woman at the counter😢😢😢 low spice level. She said it wasn’t hot.

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is not my favorite “Doctor Who” episode.

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  • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Spicy food will do that

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    • Greddan@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not really, unless you’re severely overeating spicy things to the point that it damages your stomach lining. The more common scenario is eating rancid meat, that’s been camouflaged with excessive seasoning to hide the taste.

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      • tryitout@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night…

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  • Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.

    What are four and five, then?

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    • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We dont speak of number 4, Number 5 however is when you do all 1-4 all at once and the pure force and gravitational pull makes a mini black hole then quickly explodes.

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    • herrvogel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Number 4 is when the force of your shit cannot be contained within the bowl and you have to spend some time cleaning around it when you’re done.

      Number 5 is when the force of your shit cannot ne contained within the bathroom and you have to pay for renovations when you’re done.

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    • ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      All shot together with five apparently. 💥

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think a terminator arrived from the future 😥

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, it’s Number Five. Didn’t you read the title?

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  • s@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He ate the radioactive Walmart shrimp

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    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      FukuShrimpA

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  • mtpender@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In the immortal words of Kenny

    “This is an example of someone having a 2 inch arsehole and us only installing 1 inch plumbing.”

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Your trans dimensional shit just destroyed the TARDIS.

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    • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      TARDIS SHARTDIS

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Trump tower in a just world

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  • dwemthy@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nothing beats the high of organic, colon cooked meth. Too bad it doesn’t mix well with chemical toilets

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    • felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I figured they were smoking the pipe and caught something on fire

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  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Someone had a giant blue.

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  • Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Too many White Castles

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  • krunklom@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When will humankind figure out how to build a porto potty that can handle a number 5?

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  • msage@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Chanel?

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