i_stole_ur_taco
@i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS 1 week ago:
Exceedingly kind of you to assume they can read a ballot.
- Comment on Pure Shame 1 week ago:
I noticed a few weeks ago that a lot of people were pooping and taking so much goddamn time in the bathroom. Like, what’s going on?
Oh, they were sneaking in to write on my birthday card. It’s even a tradition and it was my birthday party but no, my stupid fucking brain decided the logical explanation was that everyone had diarrhea.
So I guess I’m the reason party guy has to worry.
- Comment on toasty 2 weeks ago:
Yes, that’s right, I ordered the Mount Doom soufflé.
- Comment on I did the math to prove that Shaq is a woman. 2 weeks ago:
Mmmmm except Shaq is huge so he’s already basically 2 guys. So with his shares, instead of 0.5 guys it just cancels out to 1.
QED Shaq == Shaq, no?
- Comment on When you are really dumb and don't realize it 3 weeks ago:
this ceiling
- Comment on What are some of your favourite lesser known awesome lists that are useful for selfhosting? 4 weeks ago:
I like browsing the repository at www.linuxserver.io from time to time. Since they only make docker images for popular projects, it’s a good way to see a more curated list of what people are using instead of getting lost in giant lists of open source projects.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
My domain is still set to a former address of mine and I never bothered to update it fifteen years later.
You could provide an address for your registration… sometimes people make typos.
If there’s truly an audit or verification it’ll be easier to explain a typo than why you said you live at “123 Eat Shit Ave”.
- Comment on Seriously, you're probably dehydrated 5 weeks ago:
This meme made me thirsty.
- Comment on Nothing more to be said 1 month ago:
Ohhh I thought it was Derek Chauvin and thought it was especially shitposty.
They sure all do look alike in orange.
- Comment on Docker is renaming a mounted drive 1 month ago:
So is the issue that your extra drive mounts to /storage, but that happens after Docker has already started and taken over the directory, so the mount fails? Normally I’d expect it to happen in the other order. Is this a weird race condition?
This might be a good thing to run through with ChatGPT- there are probably ways to delay the Docker container start, but maybe there’s a more significant misconfiguration you can deal with.
- Comment on Docker is renaming a mounted drive 1 month ago:
Is Docker starting up and one of the containers mounts a volume to a /storage folder on the host? That could explain it but I’m not super clear on all that’s going on in your system.
Quick test: disable auto start on all your containers and restart and see if it recurs.
- Comment on It's a rule 2 months ago:
That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.
- Comment on Hell 2 months ago:
At work this request means “I’m going to ramble for 45 minutes because I don’t understand it enough to form a question”.
- Comment on when you thought it couldn't get any better 2 months ago:
Where’s Picasa??
- Comment on Fresh 2 months ago:
If I were in a fire and suffocating and somehow had a long tube in a bathroom, I think I’d stick the hose out the window and breathe that water instead.
And if I found myself:
- trapped in a bathroom
- suffocating due to smoke from a fire
- i have a long flexible tube
- no windows in the bathroom AND
- I’m somehow not going to burn to death
Then I’ll just fucking die. It’s fine. That’s such an edge case I’m not gonna worry about it.
- Comment on He knows how to hold a grudge 2 months ago:
“Hail the ship.”
“Channel open, sir.”
“Attention USS Fuck Captain Picard Ben Please, …”
- Comment on Just got charged for reading it 2 months ago:
My condo building just got rid of the company that meters our water. After years of this we could finally break the contract.
My water bill usage was something like $15/mo and they had an admin fee of $13/mo. In a building of like 150 apartments, those guys were raking in like $2k a month from us for keeping their automated shit plugged in.
The managers said they would just stop metering and our monthly fees would pay the bill. After a year, they would adjust our monthly rates to balance it out.
They never had to balance it out - that’s how little the overall water usage cost was.
- Comment on This section of Jim Carrey's Wikipedia Article 2 months ago:
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Except vastly beloved and successful.
- Comment on Toronto business owners are using AI-generated “concerned residents” to fight a proposed bus lane 2 months ago:
AI doesn’t kill people. People kill people!
AI does, however, kill polar bears.
- Comment on Another one! 2 months ago:
It must say TREY and he’s been squabbling with the South Park guys again.
- Comment on Great! 2 months ago:
Did you know that an adult human’s intestines are so long that if you took them out and unrolled them, the person would die?
- Comment on Don't try this at home 2 months ago:
Yeah. I’m just being a useless pedant in a shitpost because the author wrote / instead of +.
- Comment on Don't try this at home 2 months ago:
root canal/filling
I dunno for sure but I feel like you should decide which one you’re gonna do before you start setting up. Especially if you’re DIYing it on the floor.
- Comment on What are some cool projects that I can do with a 1st gen Raspberry Pi? 2 months ago:
Take a look at the Linuxserver Docker images. They curate a huge list of self hosted apps that is great to browse and look for ideas.
That Pi is too old to handle any media tasks (like running a Jellyfin server), but for any low intensity duties it’s still perfectly usable.
- Comment on If it's good enough to keep your house warm, it's good enough to keep your insides warm 3 months ago:
Oh that’s just my dad. He’ll tell you when you should be wearing gloves or eye protection, and then exempt himself from that rule.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Hot dogs. Fuck those guys.
- Comment on That's all folks, Plex is starting to charge for sharing 3 months ago:
Read the email again. The key word in their marketing slop is “alternatively”. You have a Plex Pass and are the server admin. Your users need to do nothing.
Unfortunately, that does mean I have to respond to messages from all my users asking what that email means and convince them they can just ignore it.
A second “nice” part of this change is that iOS users no longer have to buy the Plex app on the App Store to stream longer than a minute. The app is only like 5 bucks one time, but it was a barrier when trying to convince stubborn people to just fucking TRY my Plex server.
- Comment on Choose one 3 months ago:
Double peen obviously.
- Comment on Video transcoding web interface (self hosted) 3 months ago:
I feel sick saying it, but I think this is a project you could complete with AI. It sucks ass at understanding complex problems, but it’s good at cranking out small scripts to integrate tools together.
You basically just want a wrapper around ffmpeg with a light web interface to handle upload, script execution, and download.
LLMs are pretty good at spitting out a simple web interface that runs in a barebones server like Express or nginx.
If you don’t need to worry about security or accessibility or any “not on the critical path” concerns, this could probably work after a few iterations.
As for anything already out there - I’ve never come across anything. The closest app I can think of is TDARR which is intended to automatically transcode your media library to h265. That wraps up some of the ffmpeg stuff you want, but doesn’t address the upload/download half of the workflow.
- Comment on If Nothing is Exposed, Am I Safe? 3 months ago:
And that ocean is preferably on a planet other than Earth.