I got this new anime plot. Basically, there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge boobs, I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin’ some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos Big ol’ tonhongerekoogers. ‘What happens next?!’ you ask? Transfer student shows up one day with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. Humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous.
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Okapi@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
Actually, as far as I know, this condition can be really painful (back problems especially) and also a psychological burden. So all the best to everyone who expiriences gigantomastia.
However, just imagine how much this news could have changed if it had been known and gone viral during COVID. Think of all the young adults wanting to try out the vaccine for themselves, influencers doing fake “I got big boobs from the vaccine” videos (and therefore advertising the vaccine), maybe even less people doing those “virus parties” that some idiots did. Kind of like the “if trees would produce wifi, they would be planted everywhere” scenario.
I mean, we don’t really know, because it didn’t happen, so I could be very wrong about this.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
Some men were avoiding the covid vaccines specifically because they believed it makes men sterile. As one of my neighbors said in reference to a family down the road who lost two adult sons (and cited sterility as the reason they didn’t want to get vaccinated), “They definitely aren’t having any kids now.”
ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
“dude my dick grew 4 inches longer after taking the shot!!”
7bicycles@hexbear.net 9 hours ago
I think this could’ve worked for a sizeable portion of women but even removed from how this is reenforcing patriarchy I think that would’ve lost you a majority of all men getting one in the same breath
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I mean I’d heard about a cup gain as a potential side effect. I was sad I didn’t get it and only got a covid resistance.
I wonder if they could intentionally induce mild breast growth with an mrna shot. I assume if possible it’d be risky but probably on par with boob jobs as they are now
First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
Will this be like viagra? Where it starts off with one purpose but the main side effects end up as the desired ones?
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Occurrence is too low. One day their will be a way to inject a boob growth drug, among other “enhancements”.
If that comes first or “bespoke babies” with gene editing comes first is a coin toss.
One day small boobs will be uncommon and I find that unfortunate.
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 14 hours ago
I doubt that. There are both men and women who prefer small.
What might happen, is that whatever cultural ideal becomes contemporary, is also what most people will opt for, but that won’t mean people on the fringes of the bell curve stop existing.
I find it more likely that if big breasts become “easy” to get, the ideal will simply shift to something else, as the rarity is part of the appeal.
If a trait becomes common, at least some portion of people lose interest.
meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
re: gene editing
Ummm what kind of deranged psycho would sit in a doctors office a d specify:“I want my daughter to have huge tits!”
Auntievenim@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Speak for yourself
turns around with massive cans
Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I don’t think that that many women want bigger boobs. I have more friends who dislike having big boobs vs small boobs.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
We already have drugs that increase breast size, they just have the primary purpose/drawback of inducing lactation.
hansolo@lemmy.today 14 hours ago
It doesn’t say explicitly that this happened to BOTH boobs. It’s entirely possible that this only happened to one of them.
Handsomest_Robot@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
The paper includes images of the patient and specified it was bilateral.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 hours ago
So just give them the shot in the other arm next time. Duh.
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 13 hours ago
Conspiracy theorists weren’t even close to what Pfizer real plan was
meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Pfizer did nothing wrong! Stop RFK Jr.'s anti-“big mommy milkers” crusade!!1!
fossilesque@mander.xyz 7 hours ago
I took part in stage 3 trials of another COVID shot and didn’t get anything like this lmao. I feel ripped off.
uservoid1@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
If you need to see the images for science doi.org/10.1097/gox.0000000000006399
Inucune@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Yes, funny big boobs image, but reading the report she needed blood transfusions at two different times post surgery.
This isn’t a “how do we recreate this” occurrence, this is a “how rare is this and how do we make sure we can test for this reaction so someone doesn’t go through this again.”
If this has happened to any other tissue in the body, I would be concerned about the lethality of this specific reaction.
uservoid1@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
You are right of course.
I guess most replies were just for the title and never bothered to read the actual document.
RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Oh my goodness glad I didn’t hear that before getting the shots. I’m already a K cup, my back would grind into dust if that happened!
Sunsofold@lemmings.world 3 hours ago
B to GGG in a few months? That’s almost a b-movie horror plot.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
This sounds umm fast? Like, we are not supposed to grow quickly. Not what humans do.
Contramuffin@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Skimmed the article. It happened over 6 months, starting from 1 week post-vaccine. Started with a tingling feeling. Patient grew from B size to GGG. Breast reduction was performed to reduce the size to DD, with further reductions being discussed at the time of publishing
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 7 hours ago
Patient grew from B size to GGG
For anyone who isn’t so cooked to go “hehe big boobs” that’s absolutely terrifying amount of growth. DD is quite large to begin with but probably about the limit for avoiding back and other problems. Also finding sexy bras for even just DDs is hard enough I can’t imagine the cost and challenge of finding specialty bras for triple-G
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
Oh! I saw the 1 week thing and was like, no.
Zerush@lemmy.ml 15 hours ago
Midnitte@beehaw.org 12 hours ago
This year’s vaccine sounds like it will do a great job at protection.
Sorry if you live in an area you cant just walk into a CVS…
apotheotic@beehaw.org 12 hours ago
Why couldn’t it have been me 😭
CoolThingAboutMe@beehaw.org 15 hours ago
PASH? 😆 really??
AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 8 hours ago
She didn’t ask to have a medical condition. Keep your perverted insensitivity to yourself.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
Dude!
This solves the entire vaccine issue in the US. The Republican types are all about women needing to look like women, so advertising that a covid shot gets you big jugs will immediately want all of them have the shot.
Double dose is double D’s!
Stupidity aside, it’s interesting to see that there might be a possible link between these two, not something you’d expect, I think.