Tampons come in many different types, kind of like quarks. Left, right, up, down, charm, strange… but you need at least a specialization in gynecology to be able to recognize most of them. A left or right tampon will usually be good enough, but might permit a bit of spotting.
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smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
More exotic tampons are theorized, but not yet been discovered at the Large Vagdron Collider.
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
That sounds like a pretty painful experiment.
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 2 months ago
The first time I bought tampons and pads for a girlfriend I was about 19 and didn’t know there were different sizes so I just grabbed the first package I saw. I don’t recall what it was labeled but it was the kind that women typically get right after giving birth haha.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
When I bought some for my partner I was also sent with a list of snacks to buy. I did a much better job at getting the snacks but at least the pads were usable so I could have done worse
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Nothing wrong with an extra strong tampon. It keeps one honest.
The first time I had to do it was for my wife. When I got to the store I went to the tapon aisle and recreated this meme. Took the selfie with the pads in the back and texted it to my wife asking what size pussy she wears. She thinks im ridiculous, but did laugh.
ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Love your username
pyre@lemmy.world 2 months ago
why Eddy
Machinist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I actually dated a girl who had a chambered pussy. She was born with mild spina bifida, and there was a scar on her tailbone.
Anyhow, she loved doggy style. I’d get going good and then pop the head of my dick into the alcove, she’d cum her brains out.
Fun times.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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DrDystopia@lemy.lol 2 months ago
Thanks for sharing, please don’t.
ConstantPain@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Need a diagram to understand what you mean
Machinist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Alcove in blue. It didn’t extend into her intestines or anything, it was just a small pocket in the back wall.
bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Which direction was the alcove?
Machinist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It was in the back wall of the vagina, a little bit before her cervix.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
If you don’t know, this doesn’t stand for left and right. It stands for liquid and regular.
nailingjello@piefed.zip 2 months ago
Light and regular.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
No, it’s definitely liquid. I just asked my dad, brother, uncle, grandpa, and (male) friend.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 months ago
I thought large
ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I am now more confused
hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Light and regular. There is also heavy. How much they can absorb.
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Wait are there solid mensuration?
fuckgod@feddit.online 2 months ago
Yeah, but it's rarer and usually called a baby.
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 2 months ago
Define “solid”. It can actually be a bit chunky because of the uterine lining.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Do some guys think that they have two balls but girls just have one vagina?
glitch1985@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah probably hiding by that “clitorus” thing they claim is real.
Routhinator@startrek.website 2 months ago
My guess is there may also be an H, for Light, Regular and Heavy flow. Besides size its what they are usually designed for.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
You’re not wrong, but they call it Super instead of Heavy for some reason. You can get L, R, S, and S+ tampons.
At my worst I was flowing over a S+ in under an hour, but that’s not okay and I’ve got health problems that are causing it. They’re supposed to last around four hours, and you can’t leave them in for more than eight hours or you run infection risks. They can be painful coming out dry, so if you’ve got a lighter flow, you’ll want a lower absorbancy so they’re nice and juicy coming out.
joenforcer@midwest.social 2 months ago
There’s also Ultra now! U!
Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Left hand and right hand insertation :-)
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I feel so stupid. I thought it was for left coiled and right coiled vaginas.
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t think ducks typically use tampons.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How did you guys think double penetration works? Bunch of virgins.
ShawiniganHandshake@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Double Uterus / Double Vagina is a thing but it’s congenital and pretty rare. The uterus starts off as two ducts that eventually fuse into a single organ during fetal development. Sometimes they don’t fuse completely, leading to two uteruses and sometimes two vaginas.
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
These are tampax ear protection plugs 😄
Allero@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Alright, that explains it
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Wait, I thought it is for left- and right handed people?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I wonder what else a lady could do as a bloke.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
one threads in clockwise, the other threads in counterclockwise.
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
One for each ovary. They go deeper than guys expect
handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I figured it was similar to the left and right Twix packaging from a while back
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Why do we need to know this though?
DharmaCurious@startrek.website 2 months ago
Lmao. That stands for leaded and regular. Sheesh.
RelativeArea1@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
wait…pussies has knocks?
accideath@feddit.org 2 months ago
Where did you think „getting knocked up“ came from?
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Wasn’t lead paint enough? Now we have lead tampons smh