The real question is why the hell would you place the hot dog in this direction. Being vertical means the bread will not fully wrap around the dog and therefore not hold any condiments. Horizontally will allow for adequate condiments. The only downside being the ends of the bread will have hotdog sticking out.
It slaps tho
Submitted 7 months ago by bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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Pacattack57@lemmy.world 7 months ago
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Turn the bread? In this economy?
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I would sometimes just eat the bread with yellow mustard. It’s rough.
Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Is that actually good? I’ve just eaten plain bread with water. Mind you, I usually just bake my own bread and it comes out delicious as is.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I mean when you’re hungry and don’t got any food to cook or money to get some, then yeah it’s pretty good. Probably more so depends on if you like yellow mustard enough, which I do. I don’t miss those times.
cute_noker@feddit.dk 7 months ago
That sausage gives me the creeps. Please just a real one
GroundedGator@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Found the German
cute_noker@feddit.dk 7 months ago
The real struggle is that people will rather eat sausages made of oil and trash. Bread whiter than snow. Ketchup made from apples and sugar.
There is nothing wrong with using bread, but if you struggle then rather eat cabbage, onions, carrots, oats.
Please take care of yourselves, people. Learn to cook.
Willdrick@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Thats an aussie delicacy, what struggle?
Snags ftw, mate!
MehBlah@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I never understood how this was somehow a sign of being poor. I don’t buy hotdog buns. I have always ate my hotdogs this way.
GroundedGator@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This is my preferred consumption method. Buy a bag of hotdog buns and they have a single purpose, be a fluffy sausage pocket.
Hotdog buns with:
- PB & J - too much bread and possibly to sloppy
- In place of sandwich bread - nice try Satan.
It is a bread product designed with a singular purpose.
A loaf of sandwich bread, that is like the Swiss army knife of bread.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Is this a prank?
MehBlah@lemmy.world 7 months ago
What? I came home and ate it tonight with a slice of fake cheese on each one. The franks were beef though.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s still industrial sausage on industrial bread. Fold it and there isn’t much difference.
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 7 months ago
Fuck me! This is brilliant! I am gonna do just this!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 months ago
I know right! I got some sandwich bread that a cat got into so needs to be used and I’m sans a fridge ATM so I’m going to get one of those for our five pack of sausages!
MissJinx@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Flat the sandwich bread with a rolling pin or a bottle (or whatever you have) then cover the weiner all around, at thins point you can add breadcrumbs and egg or leave it. Put it om airfryer for a while and there you go. Korean hot dog
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Ehhhh, calling that a Korean hot dog is generous lol
MissJinx@lemmy.world 7 months ago
lo yeas it’s shit, but if all you have is that do your best
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Daily
daggermoon@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I prefer it that way
Actionschnils@feddit.org 7 months ago
Its a “classy” way to eat a heated Bockwurst or Wiener in Germany. On of the few meals, that are often typically served with white toast bread.
Lazylazycat@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Thank you for calling me classy.
bob_lemon@feddit.org 7 months ago
I’ve never seen it served with toast. Always some sort of white bread roll (Schrippe, Kaiser, etc.)
Acidbath@lemmy.world 7 months ago
;_; dammmmnn i didnt know i was struggling in my youth.
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You got relish, you’re living well.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
But…that’s the best thing tho. Toast the bread, add some lettuce, and some chilli sauce and mayo, it would be a good meal for me.
rosco385@lemmy.wtf 7 months ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 7 months ago
A good Australian partaking in holy communion at the church of bunnings on a Sunday.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I grew up poor. Hamburger bun, hotdogs bun, sandwich, toast, garlic bread, cinnamon toast, 🍞
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I mean…why not? buns are dry AF and bread is moist and doesn’t break in half when you fold it.
bread is the OP win IMO.
bonus, you can eat two packs of hot dogs on a single loaf of bread.
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Wonderdogs!
irish_link@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Am i the only one who would cut it in half and then cut those in half if it was going on white bread? I would then stack them and make an actual sandwich.
dangercake@feddit.uk 7 months ago
And once you’ve sliced it like that, fry all the flat edges for that lush crispy burned goodness
nathanjent@programming.dev 7 months ago
This is my go-to solution when I’ve got hotdogs and hamburger buns but no hamburgers or hotdog buns.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 7 months ago
At that point you may as well cook.
irish_link@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Didn’t you just cook the hot dog?
dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
What software is this?
irish_link@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Yep, 2 min in blender. I really could have made it better but it’s to make a point about a hot dog on the internet.
Free, amazing, and cross platform.
frog@feddit.uk 7 months ago
I have done this. Cutting it in half creates a flat surface so the bread isn’t thinner in one area, the gaps are all condiments, and it prevents the hotdog from rolling out.
renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 7 months ago
Mmm chemicals
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Everything is a “chemical” just som kill you with less of itself than others
renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 7 months ago
Sorry, I thought we were on lemmyshitpost.
TauZero@mander.xyz 7 months ago
WhoIsTheDrizzle@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Unpopular opinion, but I got used to eating hot dogs growing up with regular sliced bread and I might even prefer it. The bun/dog ratio is good. However, I know it’s more bread and is contradictory, but Danish hot dogs are my favorite.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“It’s the same thing”
-mom
5oap10116@lemmy.world 7 months ago
These mfs don’t know the struggle til they’ve tried hotsauce bread AKA HSP
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 months ago
The struggle isn’t real until you’ve had a nap for lunch & went to bed early for dinner.
EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
It fits better diagonally
krashmo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That’s what she said
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 months ago
First thing I thought when I saw the picture.
Mustard on one side, ketchup on the other. Roll the dog back and forth a bit so the condiments spread out and don’t soak through the bread.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
I was recently studying all prices per kilogram and price per calorie of the various bread types and I found that the cheapest per kg hot dog buns where actually 0.15$/kg cheaper than the cheapest bread in the store. Not very convenient in the toaster and doesn’t brown very well in the countertop convection toaster oven, but 0.15$/kg is 0.15$/kg
sundray@lemmus.org 7 months ago
When I was a kid we used to put canned tuna in hot dog buns.
python@lemmy.world 7 months ago
man, microwaved hot dog on some nice rye or wheat bread with butter and ketchup was my jam as a kid! I had it all the time when I was home alone on weekends!
Only found decent vegan hot dogs a few weeks ago so I’ve been having that dish so many times recently, still can’t get enough of it haha
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Tortillas are actually good for hotdogs. White bread tends to fall apart with mustard or relish.
yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
I’m glad to see others sharing the best way to eat a hotdog.
I found it on my own, had tortillas from making tacos, but run out of meat, so I checked what else I had, and there it was, a perfectly nice sausage. So I made myself a Mex dog and I loved it, much better than with buns and a lot less messy.
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Hmmmmmmmm you might be on to something ill have to try that out with my niece next time I have her haha
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 months ago
I put down a slice cheese first, that seals the bread from anything wet, like sauerkraut or condiments.
originaltnavn@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Depending on how you define tortilla, this is the default way in Norway. At least when I was a kid we grilled and ate them like this with ketchup, mustard and crispy onions, can recommend.
nailingjello@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Hotdogs wrapped in a tortilla are awesome, especially while camping. Saves soooo much space compared to a bag of buns and can’t be squished so easily.
jcs@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I never noticed how modest my childhood lifestyle was until my 1st grade teacher asked the class what we all did for vacation during the school break. I worked on a ranch or stayed home playing with secondhand toys. I remember thinking “wait… is this what people do? How?” I remember missing out on many opportunities as a child (travel, sports, restaurants, etc) due to finances, but still don’t consider it being a “poor” upbringing overall. My parents did the best they could with what they had, and I think having limited opportunities actually helped me be more creative with my time.
Anyway, back to the point… when we had them available sometime after getting a microwave, I ate hot dogs like this periodically in elementary school through college.