W.a.m.d.i.i.

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• SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Without another man’s dick in it 👀

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  • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I didn’t realise you had to specify this when ordering.

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    • Hugin@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Its what made Starbucks standout back in 2003. Surprising people forgot. ^/s^

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  • iii@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it!

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Which mans dick do you prefer in your coffee?

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      My own honestly, I like the burning sensation

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Up my butt?

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  • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m just struck by those incredible blue eyes
    where even am I

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  • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!

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  • Not_Dav3@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    !antiquememesroadshow@lemmy.world

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  • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Interesting…

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    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Can i get mine to go?

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• sniggleboots@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Shipped from Colombia in a burlap sack.

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  • Randomgal@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Jesus, talking to me at the pearly gates: “so you know that one joke about human trafficking by sniggleboots? Yeah man you caught for WAY too long, sorry pal. Eternal damnation it is for you.”

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• mr_satan@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is there a joke I don’t get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

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  • wxpwn@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ground up and in the freezer

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  • peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Weak

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• Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Imported from a developing country in a burlap sack

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hot, bitter, and with little to no pubic hair.

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    little?

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Look its three conditions, that’s a lot yo ask, and you need to have some slack somewhere.

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• KraeuterRoy@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Black, Bitter, preferably Fair Trade” - Dr. Krieger

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• Bruncvik@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Strong and bitter.

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• Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Microwaved because I forgot about them?

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Irish.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Alcoholic.

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    • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sundray already said that.

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Roasted, ground to a powder, and steeped in boiling water?

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• neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t like coffee

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  • reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t like women

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• GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ground up and in the freezer?

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  • reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are we still talking about coffee? 🤔

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dark and bitter?

  Cheap and thin?

  Cheap and tasteless?

  White and sweet?

  Full bodied and hot?

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  • BitchPeas@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Flat and white Decaffeinated With whipped cream on top Single origin With pumps of brown sugar Warm…

    Girl idk I think I’m just ordering.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Old and cold, but the only choice you had in the late-night gas station.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cheap and prepared by slaves?

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Grounded up in a bag on the back of a donkey.

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• JubJubBird@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Dark and bitter?

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• BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You don’t like coffee, right?

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  With a spoon in them.

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

    Alternatively…

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• m4xie@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I like my movies like I like my women.

  A tight ninety.

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  • polydactyl@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this from something? Because it’s brilliant

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    With their own dentures?

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• PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ground up and in my freezer?

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• Flamekebab@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  In my lap?

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• Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wet

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• techt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  …drunk?

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  • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Full of whiskey.

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• razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Finely ground?

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• iii@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Cold and moldy?

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• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I bet gay men when don’t like coffee love that joke.

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• zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Cheap and sour?

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• vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Don’t?

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