Apocalypteroid
@Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world
- Comment on HOOOOONNNNKK-snewewewewwew 1 hour ago:
Not when the ghost of Jacob Marley comes and fucks with you.
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 22 hours ago:
A divorce
- Comment on Do you still remember? 5 days ago:
Greetings fellow kid
- Comment on Do you still remember? 5 days ago:
Daewoo Nexia
- Comment on Danny McPhee: A remake of Nanny McPhee starring Danny McBride 6 days ago:
Or Danny Dyer
- Comment on Elon Musk Promises Grok in Tesla Vehicles By Next Week… as the New Grok 4 Blames “Anti-White Hate” on “Jews” 1 week ago:
Frame Shift Drive?
- Comment on What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol 2 weeks ago:
TIL
- Comment on Palantir accuses British doctors of choosing ‘ideology over patient interest’ in NHS data row 2 weeks ago:
Much like the company
- Comment on thinkpad 2 weeks ago:
5\7
- Comment on What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol 2 weeks ago:
The original story was written before the Internet and so before hackers even existed. One of Stephen King’s cocaine fever dreams iirc.
- Comment on Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Oatmeal 2 weeks ago:
Peanut butter and weed sandwich
- Comment on What quintessentially British images should go on the new banknotes? Our panel has some ideas 2 weeks ago:
Paddington as Dr Who could breathe new life into the franchise
- Comment on Viewers like you 2 weeks ago:
Woke = Enlightened
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
The tide would be crazy
- Comment on (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ 4 weeks ago:
Petite brunette women with green eyes have always been my thing. I realised recently that is entirely due to Karen Allen.
- Comment on Massaging the neck and face may help flush waste out of the brain 1 month ago:
I also enjoy rubbing my meat
- Comment on Just me and the boys 1 month ago:
You remind me
- Comment on The Telegraph has deleted this sob story 1 month ago:
My logic? Even if the income figure is gross and not nett, they are part of the top 0.5% earners in the UK. So… Logically… They can be considered rich by the 99.5% of the population who earn less. They are almost certainly millionaires. Their kids go to public school. They take 5 holidays a year FFS, how many people do you know who can afford that? If you don’t consider that being rich then you are either richer than that, being a troll or deluded.
- Comment on The Telegraph has deleted this sob story 1 month ago:
Wtf are you talking about? You must be a billionaire.
This family earns more than the value of my house in a year.
If they carry on earning this and work for 30 years they will have amassed a fortune of £10m.
It also puts the family in the top 0.5% of earners in the country.
I think that makes them fairly rich.
- Comment on "Betrothal" (getting engaged) is an anagram for "at brothel". 2 months ago:
Shower thoughts is an anagram of whores thoughts. Hmmmmm
- Comment on If you're going to troll, at least like the goddamn post. 2 months ago:
Even if I don’t like the post?
- Comment on Why do they call it a corn maze and not a maize maze? 2 months ago:
Because that would be too complicated too corny
- Comment on Mexico accuses Youtuber MrBeast of exploiting Mayan pyramids permit 2 months ago:
I can’t stand him either. I’ve never watched any of his content, never plan to, but every picture I’ve seen of him he has the same mount-but-not-eyes smile which looks completely fucking fake.
- Comment on There is no reason to fear brainslugs. Please don't get vaccinated against them. 2 months ago:
RFK
- Comment on Whenever a beast is shown on screen 2 months ago:
The T-Rex was celebrating having climbed a 300m sheer wall with only it’s teeny, tiny arms
- Comment on End of 10 - Windows ten is ending. Microsoft wants you to buy a new computer. But what if you could make your current one fast and secure again? 2 months ago:
No Dell below us, above us only Pi
- Comment on 8BitDo no longer shipping to US from China due to Trump tariffs 2 months ago:
I just bough a couple of these myself. They are excellent.
- Comment on PewDiePie: I installed Linux (so should you) 2 months ago:
As a Tool fan I can tell you that you are correct.
- Comment on Bill Gates Bought His Daughter A $16 Million Horse Farm As A Graduation Gift — But Ex-Wife Melinda Says The Kids Were Raised Very 'Middle Class' 2 months ago:
When you are a billionaire a $16m ranch is middle class.