Still baffles me how many people are convinced that you can ‘wipe properly/thoroughly/enough’. It’s exactly for that reason that I avoid sitting down in public transportation. Anyone who either possesses the instinct of not wanting to smell like shit and/or has had the ‘privilege’ of cleaning someone else’s butt (say, a small child or an adult in need of special care) knows that the words ‘wiping’ and ‘hygiene’ can only be used in the same phrase if there’s also the words ‘wet’ and/or ‘wash’ and/or ‘soap’ in it. Otherwise…of course your f****g chair stinks.
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medem@lemmy.wtf 8 months ago
CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Guys like this get girlfriends and yet I’m still single.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
I know. Straight girls cannot have standards. Or need to fetishize awful shit. Or die alone.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Every time I see this pop up, I’m reminded of this chair I saw once at my old place of employment.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Nooooooo
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 months ago
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
This is actually a sad story, where the existence of this video almost pushed the teen to suicide sue to the both online and real life bullying and death threats he reveived
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 months ago
that’s sad. kid clearly is autistic. it really sucks that he didn’t have anyone to support him and teach him social and hygiene skills.
fuck the bitch screaming at him. I know she’s frustrated but his timid submissive response is telling that it’s not the first time she’s treated him this way.
PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 8 months ago
Friendly reminder, wiping your arse with dry paper is not sufficient to clean it following a dump run.
A bidet (european style) is best.
no itchy/smelly bumhole ever again
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
i uh, i don’t think it’s normal to have an itchy and smelly bumhole, regardless of how you wipe
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
If you can’t afford one, or rent, or wander around, travel bidets are about $20-$30 and are a water bottle with a hook-shaped wand-spout and an air valve.
My proctologist has a personal vendetta against wiping, and I messed up my piles from ages of wiping too hard. Bidet and dab to dry.
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 8 months ago
I use a portable bidet. It is a rubber squeeze bottle. I use it to wash my asshole and a little toilet paper to dry.
The thing paid for itself many times over in toilet paper saved.
pool_spray_098@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I like the idea of a bidet anywhere I go, as I feel like a literal disgusting caveman when I can’t use one.
But I feel like a portable one used in a public restroom would make me want to deep clean it every time I use it, and you kind of can’t in public. Also what’s it like to sneak it into a restroom discretely?
mechoman444@lemmy.world 8 months ago
For some reason I am offended that you used a / between itchy and smelly implying that it will be both.
PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 8 months ago
if there is poo left there, it will be both
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
It absolutely can be both
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
A proper diet would also help. Failing that, I just take a shower right after, as you put it, a dump run.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
A shower with soap is best, preferably after a different method. But whatever it’s your house, you can shit direct to shower if you like.
If you got poop on you anywhere else. Dry wiping it would not be sufficient. Rinsing it off and patting it dry would not be sufficient. You would wash with soap.
PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 8 months ago
yup, i sit on the edge of the batch and get it with warm water and shower gel usually
beastlykings@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Bidet crew checking in.
Mines got hot water. I don’t mean that it’s got a pipe for hot water, and you have to wait forever for it to warm up. I mean it’s got a water heater built in. And a heated seat. And a hot air blower… dryer? Butt hair dryer? It’s nice, especially in the winter.
Clean your butts, people
farngis_mcgiles@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
what brand? i tried a biobidet and was horribly disappointed with the water strength compared to my cold non electric
ToadOfHypnosis@lemmy.world 8 months ago
A cold Bidet booty blast in the morning will wake you up better than a cup of coffee.
phx@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
I’ve got a cheaper, tap-cold only version (mainly because that’s the easiest to install without running new plumbing or electrical in that particular location). Honestly the cold water isn’t so bad. It can even numb things up if you’ve been dehydrated and launched a particularly stressful cannonball.
orochi02@feddit.org 8 months ago
Holy shit This thread is hilarious I was laughing non stop for 10 mins
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 8 months ago
eating shitty food and farting all the time and not wiping your ass probably are probably the culprits so yea better hygiene
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 8 months ago
But… How the fuck is it getting on the chair? Sitting there naked and grinding it in!?
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The part not seen here is that the guy hadn’t showered for over a week “because CSGO2 just came out”.
Hagdos@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Farting while sitting on it would be my guess
silicon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If it’s fabric then the smell will permeate into it and stay there. Certain things like vinegar and baking soda might get rid of or lessen smells though.
MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That thread was a total mixed bag of people trying to be genuinely helpful and ripping on the guy. It was something to behold.
buttnugget@lemmy.world 8 months ago
People should not rip on the guy unless he is one of those “it’s gay to wipe my ass” morons. I have no idea how many, but some amount of people have issues with things like this; I know I did when I was younger. Slamming people should not be the first choice.
MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I agree with you, especially since he did ask for help. I have a feeling he was aware of what the issue was but was in denial about it. But, if someone were to ask me if I could sum up Reddit in a thread, that would be a contender if not the top choice as an example of what to expect. That or “what is potato”
python@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Okay semi unrelated question, but do mens gym showers usually smell like poop?
Because I recently got a fancy gym membership through my employer that allows me to go to basically any gym in the area, and so far the shower in the mixed gender sauna areas has always smelled like poop, while the showers in the woman’s sauna and changing room haven’t.
Might just be a weird coincidence, but it’s been like 5 different gyms of different chains and I’ve been really bothered by itAntEater@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
One possibility: Guys will keep the same crack-sweaty shorts in their locker and use them over and over without washing them. It doesn’t take too many doing that for the aura take over the locker room. Some guys really have no sense of personal hygiene.
If it’s specifically the showers, then the staff are not cleaning things up properly.
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Could be just poop, but combining old man smell, body odor and mold will make some gnarly stench. Still someone needs to get out the cleaning supplies.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 months ago
Maybe it’s just terrible plumbing, that pushes shit below where those showers are.
We had an issue at work where flushing in the men’s would cause the shit to pop up in the ladies toilet. There was a fair few arguments among the women over who was leaving floaters.
phx@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
That’s horrible but kinda hilarious too. Wondering how the hell they tracked that one down.
“Well this one had bits of corn and bean in it but only Bob had that today for lunch and I’m positive I saw him bolting for the men’s room, so mayyybe…”
Atomic@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
No they don’t. At least mine doesn’t. Probably because they clean their toilets and showers.
Find a new gym. If they’re not cleaning the shower, what else don’t they clean?
python@lemmy.world 8 months ago
As I said, it’s been a universal experience in the 5 or so different gyms I’ve tried so far. I’m obviously not going into the bad smelling shower because the women’s showers actually are clean. So idk if that can be blamed on the gym
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 8 months ago
There are an awful lot of men that are so insecure and terrified that they think touching their own ass to wipe/wash it makes them gay… So they don’t wipe/wash their ass at all.
And thats why they, the things they touch, and the areas they congregate, always smell like shit.
It smells like shit, because it IS shit.
Zorniac@leminal.space 8 months ago
I worked at a foundry a while back and they had a locker room and showers so it was normal to have fully naked guys just walking around, this was fine, the problem was the guys that didn’t wipe their ass properly and sat down on the bench by the lockers before showering… The benches were a light pine color, you could see spots of shit where people sat, just dried on there.
I never sat on those benches, even to put my boots on, people are disgusting.
bstix@feddit.dk 8 months ago
No, they don’t.
It’s either a weird coincidence or in perhaps that the fitness chains areusing the same plumber and that guy is doing a shit job.
burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
No. If I went to the showers and they smelled like poop I would leave that gym.
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 8 months ago
yep, if showers smell like shit, its cause theres shit somewhere.
underscores@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
The real answer is to get a bidet, have a better diet with more fibers, be more thorough when cleaning yourself.
MuhammadFree@programming.dev 8 months ago
Just use perfume
MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 months ago
how the fuck a chair smells like poop?! Is he siting there without pants? Did he poop his pants in thr chair?!
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 8 months ago
5 bucks says he doesnt wipe his ass after shitting, or wash his ass in the shower, so has a perpetual skidmark, possibly even full blown melted toblerone.
LongboardingLad@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I hate the phrase, “full blown melted toblerone”. Thanks for sharing 🤣
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I guess he forgot to scratch his back as well
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
TBH I don’t know what that smell is but if it’s related to sweat and ass fluid then cleaning should be fairly simple:
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Start with a 70% rubbing alcohol, set the chair on its side and soak then compress / scrub, this step should ensure no bacteria remains and that it dries very quickly for the next steps.
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Next we’re going to try to counteract gastric and/or uric acids, which is to say hydrochloric acid, by scrubbing with washing soda. If you don’t have access to washing soda then you can either use baking soda directly or turn the baking soda into washing soda by dehydrating it in the oven.
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Final step, to counter any other contaminants, rinse with some amount of acidic cleaner such as vinegar. This will also help remove any soda from the previous step.
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Dry in a very warm place with lots of airflow.
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Wash your ass with soap.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I suggest a small alteration:
Start with 70% rubbing alcohol, set the chair on
its side and soak then compress / scrub…fire.Buy a new chair.
Wash your ass with soap.
ipitco@lemmybefree.net 8 months ago
Rincing vigenar might be useful so the chair doesn’t smell equally bad again
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It was implied thay alongside cleaners would be rinsing, except for the alcohol, but I guess expecting the readers to have ever cleaned in their lives was too much.
LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Worked at vet office, anything like urine or feces must be rinsed off or it will smell. Obviously soap is needed too.
He should powerwash it outside. Or, if in an apartment he could rinse it for a while in the shower.
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RagingRobot@lemmy.world 8 months ago
AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Remember this from the Tony Hawk soumdtrack, what a classic!
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
I’l been sitting in the same (mesh) chair for >15yrs (Aeron) and have no such problem. That the OP’s response to the GF’s complaint is anger says more about them than they intend.
Dasus@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I think we’re witnessing a murder after the fact
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 8 months ago
Simple case of bad biology luck or bad diet, resulting in smelly farts, combined with not standing up. Switching to a mesh chair would do wonders.
dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
I do think it is possible even with decent hygiene for years of farts to absorb into certain fabrics
klemptor@startrek.website 8 months ago
You’re giving this guy wayyyyy too much benefit of the doubt.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You know it smells bad when body-pillow comes alive to complain.
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Fake: op has gf
Gay: he’s fucking his chair?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 months ago
guys, need some help here. my gaming room smells like shit. like literally shit. the carpet used to be grey, but it’s brown now because of the smell. I’ve been wiping my ass on the carpet because I saw my dog do it once and it feels good. my mom has been complaining about the smell for a week now and is threatening to come clean my room. I can’t let her see the room because I’ve smeared my turds on the walls artistically for my viewers on twitch. any help to get the poop smell out, please! if I can’t get the smell out dad said he’s going to force me to get a job!
frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 8 months ago
What in the holy mother of skidmarks is happenin here
BetaBlake@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“girlfriend” Ha yeah right dude
Roopappy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I also judge this guy.
Resplendent606@piefed.social 8 months ago
I could understand if it smelled like swamp-ass (sweat) from sitting there too long, especially in a chair made of faux leather, but it shouldn't smell like poop.
blargh513@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.
ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Go to the bathrooooooommm!!!
Not yet!rafoix@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
He should do anal tightening exercises every other day to cut down on all that feces leaking out.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Personally I call shenanigans having executive and standard office chairs made of leather, pleather and nylon mesh.
None of these are comfortable on the bare butt, and even will get sticky once you start sweating against them, so I’ve _always had to drape towels between me and the chair.
Also do not get leather / pleather if you have cats.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
do y’all not wear underwear while sitting on the chair?
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
In the summer here (July and August during heatwaves) my office goes between 80°F - 90° so no, I don’t wear a thing, hence the towels.
On my regular furniture, if I’m wandering around unclothed and need to sit down, I’ll drape something, often my briefs, before planting my butt.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
At home I own a leather Secret Lab computer chair. Very nice, but they explicitally warn everyone at before, at purchase and during assembly to not sit on it while naked.