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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨SassyRamen@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • KingOogaBooga@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sadly he is dead but, Gilbert Godfrey would be perfect.

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    • Grabthar@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Shit, didn’t have to read past the first comment to find the first name that popped into my head. Agreed, he would be terrible. And yet, I have a feeling I’d still watch the shit out of it.

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  • HalifaxJones@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Elon Musk

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  • kyub@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The “Borat” actor (forgot the name)

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sacha Baron Cohen. If he played Borat playing Bond, yes, that would be hilariously bad.

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  • CitizenKong@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jesse Eisenberg.

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  • TemplailloAhi@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Steve BuscemiKit Harington.

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Vince vahn

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    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think he’s a bad fit for Bond, but not THE worst. I’m thinking Owen Wilson or Ben Stiller.

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Joe Biden?

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  • Inucune@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Will Ferrell.

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    • LOLseas@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This one hurt me. Should I point to where it hurt me?

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      • Inucune@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Preacher speaking the truth and it hurts.

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  • dechnically@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    gal gadot

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Would she be a serious or silly bond?

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  • Soapbox@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    William Shatner

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Got a shovel?

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      • Soapbox@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        uh… Shatner is still alive…

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  • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Moosa Mostafa. Don’t know this guy? In ‘Wednesday’, he plays the beekeeper student.

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah a “straight to VHS and DVD” Bond Jr. xD

      I’m pretty sure after Wednesday left the Beekeeper’s shed, that Uncle Fester ate the hibernating bees

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      • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        We are just bingewatching the first season before the second comes in, and when I saw the question, I knew the one true answer.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rosanne Barr

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That laugh. That god damned laugh.

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      • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Someone write a scene where Rosanne sexually harasses M’s secretary.

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  • Samsy@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jack Quaid

    That Guy is everywhere.

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gilbert Godfreid

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      (As a zombie)

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    James Corden

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  • Mescalito@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Carrot Top

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  • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The guy that played McLovin

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  • null@lemmy.nullspace.lol ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What is this, the Headgum Podcast?

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  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jeremy Clarkson.

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    • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I would unironically watch this once a week.

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  • potato_wallrus@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Melisa McCarthy

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  • doopen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nathan Fielder (Nathan for You)

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    • BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It gets to the end of the movie, and he says "OK, i think I’m ready to do this for real. It pans out to a huge set. The whole thing was just The Rehearsal for James to actually go on the mission.

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      • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Would be an amazing movie

        Watching him seduce the love interest

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  • rottingleaf@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Elijah Wood?..

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Elijah Could but would Elijah Wood?

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  • callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jared Leto

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Within the realm of possibility, yet revolting.

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You win 🤢

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gilbert gottfried

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      (As a zombie)

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    • pH3ra@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      *yelling Iago voice*
      MY NAME IS BOND, JAMES BOND.

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I didn’t say best for the role!

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  • pH3ra@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Larry David.

    Imagine him losing his shit over the smallest incovenience and start cursing all over the bond girl

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    • GoodMonson@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Come on. You have me tied down to a table with a laser slowly moving towards me, do you really need your henchmen wearing tuxedos? Look at him, it doesn’t match what is happening right now, why is he so dressed up? Plus he looks uncomfortable. He can barely move around cause it’s not even fitted well to him.

      Come on. Let him wear something more casual. He’s already doing all your dirty work, risking his life. He can wear something more loose fitting. Oh I’m being an asshole? You think I’m the one that’s… well then ask him. Go ahead and ask him what he would actually prefer and doing without a threatening ton.”

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  • Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Clint Howard.

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nope I want to see this.

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Anyone got a shovel, we’re about to bring a career back to life!

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  • qevlarr@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not awful but amazing: Willem Dafoe

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ina ility to follow instructions.

      #FAIL

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  • sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Steven Segal

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Genuinely bad suggestion, ought to be top comment. Everyone else is just doing lateral stuff that would actually make a great movie

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      • HerbSolo@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        yeah but it’s almost cheating. Sagall is the worst choice, the question almost doesn’t matter

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      • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I also noticed this. So many other comments are making the next Austin Powers.

        Segal is right to be typecast for the role, and would try his best to play it as a real James Bond. But his best just wouldn’t be good enough.

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  • thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bobcat goldthwait

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    • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was gonna go with Sam Kinison but yours is way better.

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