Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people

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• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Gilbert Godfreid

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    (As a zombie)

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• tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  James Corden.

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  • steal_your_face@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Perfect

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ah. Beat me to it.

    Image

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• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Rowan Atkinson

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  • RobotZap10000@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You had to pick the worst, not the best!

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah, Johnny English is pretty decent.

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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Already done: Johnny English

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  • EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Black Adder will always be better than any Bond

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Rosanne Barr

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That laugh. That god damned laugh.

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Someone write a scene where Rosanne sexually harasses M’s secretary.

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• CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Rob Schneider

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  • tryagain@lemmy.ml ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Adam Sandler!

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• Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Gilbert gottfried

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  • pH3ra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    *yelling Iago voice*
    MY NAME IS BOND, JAMES BOND.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    (As a zombie)

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I didn’t say best for the role!

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• Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Shaq

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh man, I almost want him to try xD

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• salty_chief@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Donald J. Trump. Imagine that masterpiece.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The pedophile?

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    • mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      fits perfectly for the role

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  • Schorsch@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hey this is about the James Bond actor, not the president of the USA.

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• Soapbox@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  William Shatner

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Got a shovel?

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    • Soapbox@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      uh… Shatner is still alive…

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Jeremy Clarkson.

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  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I would unironically watch this once a week.

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• frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Roger Moore

  FUCK YOU I WON’T TAKE IT BACK

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh, you’re one of those people that can’t admit their mistakes?

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• Mescalito@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Carrot Top

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• user6527@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Seth Green

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  • Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Tom Green.

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    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Okay, but only if Pauly Shore gets to be Q.

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    • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      We have all the sausage in the world.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The day they cast Tom Green as 007 is the day I know we’re finally back on the good timeline we were on in the 90s.

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    • CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I know it says to pick the most awful, but settle down there Satan. We’ve suffered enough.

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• RobotZap10000@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I almost that Donald Trump was also an actor.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He acts human terribly. 🤷

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• thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Bobcat goldthwait

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  • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I was gonna go with Sam Kinison but yours is way better.

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• hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  dwayne johnson the rock

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Kevin Hart as Q.

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    • pachrist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Vin Diesel as M.

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kevin Sorbo

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Nick Frost

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  • pH3ra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You were supposed to choose the worst, not the best

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    • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Ah shit I mixed it up

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    he’s a gem though

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I think Bond was supposed to look like a boring nobody that was easy to forget and disappear in the background. and easy to underestimate.

    Nick Frost is perfect for that.

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    • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Bond is supposed to be sexy AF.

      That makes him a bad spy, but a good protagonist.

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• LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The guy that played McLovin

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• mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Liam Neeson

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• Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pauly Shore still acting?

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  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pauly Shore as Pinocchio as James Bond. Instant hit.

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• doopen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Nathan Fielder (Nathan for You)

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  • BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It gets to the end of the movie, and he says "OK, i think I’m ready to do this for real. It pans out to a huge set. The whole thing was just The Rehearsal for James to actually go on the mission.

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Would be an amazing movie

      Watching him seduce the love interest

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• Brosplosion@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Whoopie Goldberg

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I love it, that might finally kill off the franchise

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    • SinAdjetivos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Or revive it, I don’t think I’ve seen a James Bond movie since one of the very first ones but I would 100% watch a Goldberg Bond movie because I don’t see how they could play it other than leaning hard into how inherently silly it all is.

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• IndustryStandard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Kal El no

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• edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Mayim Bialik

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• Nomecks@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Marlon Brando. Hard to play a character well when you’re dead

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  • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d watch a “weekend at Bernie’s” Bond flick starring the dessicated corpse of Marlon Brando. However bad it is, I’ve seen worse.

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• Inucune@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Will Ferrell.

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  • LOLseas@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This one hurt me. Should I point to where it hurt me?

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    • Inucune@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Preacher speaking the truth and it hurts.

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• 58008@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Joe Pesci, circa 1995

  Joe Bond: You hear a little girl, Moneypenny? Where’s the big tough guy who told my friend to shove his pen up his ass? *more stabbing*

  Q: Sir, please… *choke* I was just explaining… *cough* the pen’s unique bidet feature…

  Joe Bond: Bidet feature? You made me pop your eye outta your head over a fuckin’ BIDET FEATURE? You dumb motherfucker!

  Q: Sir, I apologise, but if you just… *splutter* use the pen’s other feature, the wound-cauterising laser, I might yet… *gasp* live…

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• HalifaxJones@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Elon Musk

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• potato_wallrus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Melisa McCarthy

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