Old Man Guide to Grooming

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• pticrix@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We know we can. But it gives me this “Old Wise Owl” look. Puffy eyebrows

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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• Fuckswearwords@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You forgot the red circles around the ears.

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And nostrils. My life is regret.

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    • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hot take: men’s barbers should have jurisdiction over all these areas as routine grooming.

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And nostrils.

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• Roopappy@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I remember when I was a beginner old person, I was getting a haircut from a dude (a rarity at the barbershop I go to), and he asked me if I wanted to trim up my eyebrows.

  I was a little confused, because I thought that was something like a spa treatment, and I was worried he wanted to overdo me and I’d have like, that drawn-on eyebrows style. “I dunno, do I need it?”

  “It’s just grooming, dude.” He said. That always stuck with me. It is just grooming, dude.

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• MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Daily shave? No, I’m a man, I have a big fucking bushy beard. Shaving would get me thrown out of the tacticalbeardownersclub. 🧔‍♀️

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  • Iapetus@slrpnk.net ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What’s tactical about your beard? Are you hiding a swiss army chin full of knives or something?

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    • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      For a lot of large beard guys, it’s their entire personality

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    • MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      youtu.be/OckLXMG3Nhg

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    • frog@feddit.uk ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It camouflages my multiple chins.

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• CidVicious@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Do most younger men groom eyebrows these days?

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  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I stopped needing regular haircuts almost a decade ago

    What does this mean? Did your hair stop growing or did you just adopt a job/lifestyle where you don’t care how long or uneven it is?

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    • CidVicious@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I stopped growing hair and now I shave my head.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I stopped needing regular haircuts when I turned 18 and didn’t have to get my head buzz cut like my mom wanted anymore.

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• DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  i dont cut my hair or beard im going for that crazy mountain man that eats raw racoon look yk

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• cattywampas@midwest.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My barber trims up my eyebrows every time I get a haircut.

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• Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Jeremy Clarkson gets his eyebrows trimmed

  Good thing I’ve noted this now and shall keep an eye out as mine get more unruly

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I had someone doing a haircut “take the wow” out of my brows once. I didn’t even realize other people could tell. Been trimming the wild ones ever since.

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My entire body except for my crotch is in the red circle. And my eyebrows? Sometimes I like to brush them up so they look even more bushy

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• Object@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You guys don’t get monobrows? Lucky.

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• deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Eyebrows are the secret source of my power.

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• sCrUM_MASTER@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t cut my hair (hate it being touched by other people), pluck my eyebrows every week or so to prevent a unibrow, and shave my face once or twice a week (when I have something on or going into the office). My hairline is fine for now but as I get older I’ll probably end up shaving it all off and going bald

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• 13igTyme@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My wife does my eyebrows every now and then.

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• match@pawb.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  but old man eyebrows are hot

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• ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I pretty much shampoo my whole head

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